Kelly Osbourne Is Thin

September 3rd, 2010 • Celebs • No comments

Kelly Osbourne lost a crap load of weight recently and she’s been posting pictures of herself on Twitter.

Yah, I’d hit that.

Update: Changed my mind. No, I wouldn’t hit that.

Taylor Momsen Looks Good

September 3rd, 2010 • Celebs • No comments

Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen was in NYC shooting scenes for the show yesterday.

You know, I know she’s not legal yet, but I can’t imagine much changing with her once she turns 18. She already smokes in public, swears on national television breakfast shows. I guess all that’s missing is her showing off her private parts, but she doesn’t seem the type to do that. She’s more grundge-ish. She could probably wrestle Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez to the ground with one arm.

Sophie Turner Has A Nice Ass

September 3rd, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video • No comments

Sophie Turner was at OK! Magazine’s 5th Anniversary party at La Vida nightclub in Los Angeles last night showing off her amazing assets.

I don’t think I need to write a whole lot as her ass speaks for herself…or itself…whatever.

Sophie Turner at Victoria’s Secret “What is Sexy?” List: Bombshell Edition Party May 11, 2010

I Would Like To Have Sex With Karissa Shannon

September 3rd, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video • No comments

Karissa Shannon, the other half of the felon former Hugh Hefner ex’s sister’s that make out with each other Shannon twin’s was out with her hanger on boyfriend Same Jones III.

Imagine getting to bang that sweet ass every morning. I wouldn’t ever leave the house. I’d just have her walk around naked waiting for me to mount her.

Vanessa Hudgens Stomach Causes Car Accidents

September 2nd, 2010 • Babes, Celebs • No comments

Vanessa Hudgens got in a little fender bender yesterday while trying to leave a CVS pharmacy parking lot in Studio City yesterday.

I’m sure she’ll be fine as my arch nemesis, her boyfriend, Zach Efron will be there to save the day.

What a killer stomach. Damn she is hot. She’s legal right? These girls should stick a sticker on their foreheads informing us of their age.

Kim Kardashian Has Nice Features

September 2nd, 2010 • Babes, Celebs • No comments

Kim Kardashian went to watch Kelly Osbourne perform with the Pussycat Dolls at the Viper Room on the Sunset Strip last night and decided to treat all of us by showing off her amazing legs, tits, and ass.

Let me just say that I think more women should look to Kim Kardashian and see that having curves and some meat on the bones is a good thing. That’s what guy’s like.

The only people that like the stick thin look are male fashion designers who um don’t exactly like vagina to begin with.

Just say’n.

Kelly Brook Attends ‘Piranha 3D’ Premiere

September 2nd, 2010 • Babes, Celebs • No comments

Kelly Brook and her fantastic tits attended the Piranha 3D premiere last night in Paris.

I’ve actually never seen her “act”. I doubt she’s going to win an Oscar for anything, but I think her twins should be nominated for best supporting….something.

Seriously, there must be something in the water over there in the UK for all these women to have these big beautiful natural breasts.

Rosie Jones Topless

September 1st, 2010 • Babes • No comments

I came across these “old” topless pictures of Rosie Jones. Like I’ve said before, it never matters how old a picture of Rosie Jones is, her tits are always perfect.

Karissa Shannon Is Hot

September 1st, 2010 • Babes, Celebs • No comments

Karissa Shannon and her hanger on boyfriend Sam Jones III were out partying a couple nights ago in Hollywood. Too bad there’s no sex tape coming out with her and Heidi Montag now.

Meh.

Audrina Patridge Is Dancing With The Stars

September 1st, 2010 • Babes, Celebs • No comments

Audrina Patridge showed up to the post-launch party of Dancing With The Stars the other day looking very lady like. Good job on hiding those horrible fake tits (which I’d still suck on by the way).