Don Cherry was on the bus!
If you live in Canada, or follow the NHL, you know who Don Cherry is. Either he or his twin was on my bus.
Hot girls that haven’t showered in days.
I was walking down the street and these two hot chicks walked by. One blonde, one red head. The blonde says “man I haven’t showered in 3 days”. The red head laughs and says “oh my god me too!” I just thought that was interesting.
Someone farted
Someone farted on the bus. It smells. It’s rather unfortunate.
Umm….someone sucks for money
The grocery store now has sex toys
The grocery store is now selling sex toys. Guess the cucumber isn’t good enough anymore.
Idiot on the bus playing video games
The dude in the white jacket is playing a video game with the music blasting and the dude in the black jacket kept staring over at him with a look like he wanted to kill him. It was rather hilarious.
Sex, Drugs, and Coco Puffs
I tried going up to girls with this book an saying “hey, so do you do any of these in the morning?”
Needless to say, no one has a sense of humor.








