If you live in Canada, or follow the NHL, you know who Don Cherry is. Either he or his twin was on my bus.

I was walking down the street and these two hot chicks walked by. One blonde, one red head. The blonde says “man I haven’t showered in 3 days”. The red head laughs and says “oh my god me too!” I just thought that was interesting.

Someone farted on the bus. It smells. It’s rather unfortunate.

I walked the other way.

The grocery store is now selling sex toys. Guess the cucumber isn’t good enough anymore.

The dude in the white jacket is playing a video game with the music blasting and the dude in the black jacket kept staring over at him with a look like he wanted to kill him. It was rather hilarious.

There better be pictures!

I assume it’s because cuddling sucks? :p

I tried going up to girls with this book an saying “hey, so do you do any of these in the morning?”

Needless to say, no one has a sense of humor.