People In Vancouver Aren’t Friendly. No Shit.
December 8th, 2011 • WTF • No comments
From the GlobeAndMail.com
They were not only talking about isolation between communities but also the remoteness that seemed to exist between neighbours within neighbourhoods. The concern was raised that this burgeoning dilemma was leading to a number of unhappy byproducts, including a creeping civic malaise and a growing indifference to one another.
I’ve been saying this shit for years now. People in this town are not fucking friendly. Everyone has an overrated opinion of themselves, the women especially.
But fuck that for now, another problem is that the Canadian born children of those that aren’t white (For the record, I’m not white), don’t even bother to integrate with those of other backgrounds. Asians stay with Asians, East Indians stay with East Indians, Persians hangout with Persians. It’s fucking insane.
You come to Canada, you’re a Canadian. Not whatever the fuck your parents are or whatever your fucking colour your skin is.
The Shampoo Prank Is Epic
June 9th, 2011 • Video • No comments
This is just fucking hilarious. MUST SEE! But dude should wear slippers in the shower. Eww.
Saudi Cleric Outraged Men Want To See Women In Bathing Suits
June 9th, 2011 • WTF • No comments
From the NyTimes:
But the first line of defense in this case was the public aid package. King Abdullah paid an extra two months’ salary to government employees and spent $70 billion alone for 500,000 units of low-income housing. As a reward to the religious establishment, he allocated about $200 million to their organizations, including the religious police. Clerics opposed to democratic changes crowed that they had won a great victory over liberal intellectuals.
“They don’t care about the security of the country, all they care about is the mingling of genders — they want girls to drive cars, they want to go the beaches to see girls in bathing suits!” roared Mohamed al-Areefy, a popular young cleric, in a recent Friday sermon.
Seriously?! You can’t see a girl in a bathing suit? Uh… what man wouldn’t want to see girls in bathing suits? What kind of twisted pervert would deny us that? I wonder what turns Mr.Al-Areefy on?
Man, I would so be dead if I lived in Saudi Arabia. If you can’t see a girl in a bathing suit, then just kill me. Life ain’t worth living.
Most devout Muslims live in the 13 century as is mandated by their religious fanatics. Makes the Pope look like Hugh Heffner.
Roberto Luongo Is The Red Light District
June 9th, 2011 • Sports • No comments
They should name Luongos net the red light district, because all you see when he’s in goal is the red light flashing.
The last two games against Boston he’s let in 12 goals. Sucks, ass.
Maybe I Can Get Surgery To Get Asian Chicks
June 6th, 2011 • Random • No comments
One of my friends suggested I get eye surgery to get Asian girls. Trust me, if I for a second thought that that would work, I’d go for it. I’d need the eye surgery, then laser hair removal – which would cost about $20,000 just for my upper body I’m guessing, as the Asian chicks have a firm no body hair policy.
Vancouver: From ‘European’ to ‘Eurasian’. From Racist To MORE RACIST
June 6th, 2011 • Random • No comments
I was walking around the streets thinking to myself: In a few more years, Vancouver will be nothing more than a city of people that are mixed/pure: either white/asian, asian/asian, brown/brown, brown/white. So, basically, I will be getting rejected non stop, 24/7. Not that that’s any different from now. Thing with mixed babies is, they either turn out really hot, or *really* ugly. There’s no middle. Racists.
And what do I find today on the Vancouver Sun’s web site? Yes, that’s correct, and article that SAYS THE EXACT SAME THINGS I’ve been saying.
Here, read the fucking article.
#WINNING!
Kris Humphries Is Not So Smart With Money
June 4th, 2011 • Celebs • No comments
Apparently Kris Humphries, the moron marrying Kim Kardashian, has a net worth of $8 million dollars. Now, yes, that is a lot of money, but consider that he spent $2 million on the engagement ring. $2 million dollars. 1/4 of his net worth on a girl that made a sex tape because her mom told her too. On a girl that gets scored on more than an NBA hoop. As you know, I never judge people as I’m an open minded person with a positive attitude about life, BUT WOW WHAT AN IDIOT. When he’s divorced in a year, he’s going to look down at his penis and say “you betrayed me again”
Read more at TMZ.
Dear CBC, That’s Better
June 4th, 2011 • Babes, Sports • No comments
Okay CBC, you have redeemed yourself.
NBC Stanley Cup Commercials Are Better
June 4th, 2011 • Babes, Sports • No comments
NBC’s Stanley Cup Finals coverage sucks ass compared to the CBC, but they sure do have better commercials. *hot chicks*
Couple Having Sex On A Rooftop
June 3rd, 2011 • Babes, NSFW • No comments
Fox News anchor Lauren Sivan (Hot girl/Hot name) posted this picture on her Twitter profile earlier. I have no idea if she took the picture, but it was posted with the headline “There’s probably a good chance this is one of my elected representatives”
The girl looks fit.
Jayden James Looks Hot
June 3rd, 2011 • Babes, Celebs • No comments
A hot shot of porn star Jayden James that was posted on Twitter earlier by some photography studio.
I like her look. Dark hair, nice eyes, red lips. Though I guess that doesn’t say much. It’s almost like me saying “I like her tits”. Everyone likes tits.
Hot Asian Girl At Aldo
June 3rd, 2011 • Babes • No comments
I was a little late getting to work this morning, so I couldn’t for the morning walk/coffee at Starbucks with the guys at the office. As soon as they got back, they told me about this hot, young Asian girl that was washing the glass at Aldo, wearing the shortest skirt they had ever seen. Ever. I was kicking myself for taking so damn long to get ready for work and showing up late.
I knew I had to see what this girl looked like, and my co-worker definitely wanted to see her again. So we went down, checked her out. Not bad. Hot. Probably 18 (though I can never tell with Asian girls), short skirt, but not the shortest I’ve seen. I was expecting more, to be honest. I think if she was wearing heels, instead of flats, it would have added to the whole package. But as my co-worker said: “She was all alone in an empty mall in the morning, washing glass, in a short skirt – it was all about the context – that made her hot”.
Title Should Be “Vogue Italia Tries To Fit Three Plus-Size Models On June Cover (PHOTOS)”
June 3rd, 2011 • Babes, Random • No comments
The Huffington Post posted images of the latest issue of Vogue Italia, with the title “Vogue Italia Puts Three Plus-Size Models On June Cover (PHOTOS)”.
As you can see by the title of my post, my title is better.
They’re attractive though. Nice curves. As our cavemen ancestors would have said: “They look healthy and fertile”. I think they’re better than the “closing time at the bar not bad” thing.
Weddings Have Ruined A Classic
June 3rd, 2011 • Random • No comments
Too bad stupid weddings have had a negative effect on my ability to enjoy this.
Meeting A Girl Tonight
June 3rd, 2011 • Babes, Random • No comments
My POF journey continues as I’m meeting a pretty hot girl tonight for a coffee.
My actual biggest concern isn’t so much if I’ll totally mess it up, because I’ve done that so often that it’s just “meh” these days, my biggest concern is if I fart or not.
I’ve been eating a lot more fruit lately, especially in the mornings, and apparently if you have too much fruit, you get pretty gassy and start farting, and let me tell you, my farts stink so bad they could suffocate an entire room.
I was watching TV last night and I let out a few farts, and OMG, I had to open up the windows. When I was on the train the other day, I let one out, and my buddy standing next to me said “oh snap, someone let out a nasty fart…”. I had to tell him it was me. Surprised he didn’t know as he was standing right next to me.
You Say Ukraine Weak?
May 21st, 2011 • Random, Video • No comments
The Most Interesting Man In The World
May 21st, 2011 • Video • No comments
If you’ve seen these Dos Equis commercials, you know how awesome they are. I found this compilation and couldn’t stop laughing.
I have to say, he is a handsome man. It’s interesting how as men get older, we see them as better looking, more mature and dignified – just plain cooler. Where as for women, not so much.
It obviously goes back to our evolution, where women must be young and attractive – hence they are fertile and can give us babies. Evolution is a cruel lady. Ironic.
Michael Buble Is Weird
May 20th, 2011 • Celebs, Video • No comments
From the Vancouver Sun:
Vancouver crooner Michael Buble is marrying Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre, who is already his wife, in his hometown tonight.
The Vancouver nuptials at an undisclosed downtown Vancouver hotel come slightly more than a month after his March 31 wedding to the Argentine actress in her home country.
ET Canada said the sequel wedding will be attended by hundreds of the couples’ closest friends and family.
“We’re both nervous, but we’re excited,” Bublé, 35, told Entertainment Tonight Canada. “It’s just another excuse to celebrate our love, have a few drinks and to dance all night.”
Seriously? Marrying her AGAIN, even though you’re already married? What the fuck dude! Michael Buble and I share one thing in common, and that is that we are both passionate Vancouver Canucks fans, but we are totally different in every other way….like the fact that he’s rich and can get any woman he wants.
Anyway, I like this guy’s thoughts on weddings better.
The Men At The IMF Are Apparently Horny
May 20th, 2011 • Celebs, Random, Video • No comments
Interesting article on CNBC today about the horny alpha male men working at the IMF, and the sweet, innocent, angel’s of women that there who feel they are constantly being harassed by men.
Some women avoid wearing skirts for fear of attracting unwanted attention. Others trade whispered tips about overly forward bosses. A 2008 internal review found few restraints on the conduct of senior managers, concluding that “the absence of public ethics scandals seems to be more a consequence of luck than good planning and action.”
I know there are many douche bag men out there with no respect towards women whatsoever. There are monsters out there, no question. and I am in no way excusing their behavior. Period. Full stop.
Having said that (If Larry David knew me, he’d make fun of me for saying “having said that”), I’m tired of hearing that they all these women are damsels in distress and have no idea what’s going on.
Women know how to control men. This stuff has been going on for all of human evolution, and quite frankly, some women have no problem sleeping with their boss to get ahead. It’s just that simple. Why are any of us shocked by this?
Again, not excusing what the now former head of the IMF allegedly did to the female worker at the hotel he was staying at. If he’s found guilty, then he should be sent to prison.
Remember ladies, you have to act like a bitch sometimes, otherwise US MEN WILL NOT GET THE HINT. If you are in any way nice to a man, he will automatically think that you want to sleep with him. It’s just in our nature. It’s how we’re made, and it really sucks. Us men hate it.
Trust me, it’s not fun being horny 24/7 with no release. Women have no idea what a man’s sex drive is like. It is all consuming. If there was a pill I could take to kill it, I would be first in line.
So, women, just be bitches and you won’t have any more problems from men.
College In PJ’s
May 20th, 2011 • Babes, Video • No comments
I found this video on Gawker’s web site as they were talking about educational loans…or something….I don’t really know. I just saw this girl in her PJ’s talking about education.
I actually didn’t even listen to the audio as I’m listening to Adam Carolla’s podcast right now and they’re talking about Katy Perry’s list of demands on her latest tour.
So we need girls in PJ’s now on a bed to get motivated to learn? I’m not judging…I’m just confirming. I’ve always learned best that way.
I can only imagine what it’s like to be allowed to have sex with Katy Perry. I would take 10 Viagra’s and just keep plowing her as much as I possibly before I fall off the bed and die of a heart attack…or go deaf thank’s to the Viagra, whichever comes first.
Yes, I realize this post is all over the place.
Miko Lee Is Asian. Has Big Tits. Probably A Racist.
May 20th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs, NSFW, Sex • No comments
Sometimes porn star Miko Lee posted this photo on her Twitter account earlier. Those are nice, big, natural tits. Surprising as most Asian chicks are as flat as a desk, but that is fine too, as I would still hit that if they would give me permission too.
Though, she’s Asian, so she really only likes Caucasian guys. I haven’t seen her fuck any Asian guys, then again, I don’t go looking for “hot chick + asian guy” in my porn searches, as that would be weird. I’ve seen her do black dudes. Once you go black in porn, there is no going back.
From what I’ve heard, they tell girls in porn to wait a while before they fuck a black guy…as apparently all us men are waiting for nothing more than to see a hot girl have her ass ripped apart by Mandingo.
So I hear….
Apparently Some Guy Is Creepy
May 19th, 2011 • Random, Sex • No comments
I was at lunch today with a couple girls from work, and they mentioned that a guy that works on our office floor creeps them out.
Now, knowing women as I do, I know the smallest thing about a man can creep them out, so I asked, “what about him specifically creeps you out?”
At first they both shrugged and couldn’t really say one specific thing, so I pressed them on it and they both mentioned that he tends to stare at them.
Now, granted, as Dave Chappelle pointed out, us men really need to control ourselves when we stare at women. We can’t scream out (as Chappelle said) “Damn look at them titties!”, and I myself hate it when I get on the train or just go somewhere I can feel someone staring at me. Though, I doubt they’re looking at me and going “damn he’s hot..I’d love to do it with him right now…”. Though, there’s a lot of gay guys in my city, and I’ve been told by other gay men that I’d be popular in the gay community. Wish I was popular in the straight female community. Meh.
Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry tells George that he can’t stare at cleavage for a long period – it’s like looking at the sun, you take a quick peak and turn away.
Now I have no luck whatsoever with women. What adds to the bad luck is that my town is filled with Asian chicks, which only like Caucasian and Asian men.
There’s this really cute Asian girl that works as the floor receptionist in my building, and I have a feeling that I creeped her out once when I kept talking to her, so eventually I completely stopped…and now I think I’m coming off as a dick.
It’s really interesting because when you think about it, everything we do as humans is designed for us to mate. Everything. The human brain is really nothing more than a mating advertising machine, as has been written in The Mating Mind.
So, you would think with the milllions of years of evolution, everything that we have gone through as a species, that we as men anyway, would have at least some idea on how to deal with women, but we don’t, as our goals and interests are completely different from women’s.
We are basically clueless, especially in today’s modern world where women have gained so much power in the last 50 years (all good things), that we as men, and even women, have no idea on how to deal with this.
Women want to be treated as equals in every which way, but still want all the chivalry. All I ever hear from women is “chivalry is dead”. As my man Chappelle said, “chivalry is dead, and women killed it”.
Women, no matter what the fucking stats are saying, make just as much as men, and have lower expenses. They don’t need to pay for the dates, the trips, all the courting/mating things that have to go on. The men have to do that. That shit costs money. You can’t take a woman for just a god damn ice cream and movie anymore. No sir. Movie, dinner, perhaps a little gift, etc.
Now, I can’t blame women for wanting these things. It’s in their biology. It’s in the genes. Women are looking for a man that can bring home the bacon, that can provide for them and their offspring, etc. This stuff goes back millions of years.
But at the same time, women cannot blame us men for wanting hot, young, fertile females. That’s in our genes. They can’t blame us for “thinking with our penises”. That’s how we’re made.
Note to all women: If us men weren’t horn dogs chasing every piece of ass we could, you probably wouldn’t be around. Your father had to be chasing your mom, courting her, flirting, buying her stuff so he could eventually mate with her and get his AND her genes into the next generation.
So, yes, the guy may have come off as creepy, but then again, I think most guys at some point do, because we have no idea what the fuck we’re supposed to do.
Tornado dog walks home on two broken legs
May 19th, 2011 • Video • No comments
I usually only post stories about the most important things in life, like girls big tits, nice asses, why Asian girls are racist, and big tits, but sometimes, I deviate from that when I find a truly kick ass story, like this one.
Ben Eager Gets Flashed At The Canucks Game
May 19th, 2011 • NSFW, Sports • No comments
So last night, my beloved Vancouver Canucks destroyed the San Jose Sharks in game 2 of the Western Conference finals. Ben Eager, who was being a pain in the ass all night against the Canucks (took a lot of penalty’s though, which worked out in the Canucks favour), was in the penalty box for one of his four penalty’s that he took, when he got flashed by some chick.
Below is the YouTube Video. I posted a screen capture as the banner shot in case it’s removed.
I never thought i’d say this about a girl flashing her tits at a Canucks game, but meh. I rather see the The Green Men there. This must be a sign that the world is ending.
Young Chubby Girls
May 19th, 2011 • Random • No comments
You ever look at a young chubby girl, and go “hmmm…yah, not bad”. By young, I mean 18-23. It seems to be that that’s their prime before we just call them fat. By we, I mean men.
It’s interesting, from an evolutionary perspective, that when our brain looks at said chubby female, it can figure out that she’s still young and fertile enough to be considered “yah…she’s cute, I’d fuck her”, where as if she was any older, said awesome brain would say “meh…she’s kinda old and fat…”
It’s almost summer now, and I’ve been seeing a bunch of these younger chubby girls walking around lately, and I don’t know, they seem to look very fuckable. I’m also very desperate for any female attention at the moment, but…that’s not the point.
Chicks Wearing The Same Dress
May 19th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs • No comments
You ever notice that girls get fucking pissed off at each other if they go to a party or something, and they look and realize they’re both wearing the same dress?
TMZ has a story about the world’s hottest Israeli draft dodger, Bar Refaeli, and some hot blond, Victoria Silvstedt, who were at the Cannes film festival wearing the EXACT SAME DRESS OMFG!!!! Seriously?
Can you imagine two men getting pissed off for wearing the same suit to something like that? I know, it’s different. The whole looks thing is totally different for men and women, as it’s all about attracting the best mate, and for men, we’re completely visual and just want the hottest girls, where for girls, they only care about looks for, say, about 20% of the whole package. The rest is personality, intelligence, etc.
It would just be hilarious to be if two straight guys were to start beating each other up if they were wearing the same Armani suit. “That mother fucker has the same suit I’m wearing! He’s fucking dead!”
You have to visualize it. Oh, and Asian women are racist. Fuck you if disagree with me.
I Feel Like Mugatu On Zoolander
May 18th, 2011 • Random, Video • No comments
Apparently I’m the only person on the planet that knows asian chicks are racist. Reminds of this scene in Zoolander.
Honest. To. God. How many more times do I have to tell people that ASIAN chicks ONLY like Caucasian and Asian men? Yes, you might find a couple that have black guy or whatever fetish, but those are just the exception that prove the rule.
Look at this gem I had totally forgotten about. I took this image last year during the Winter Olympics here in Vancouver.
PS: If you can’t figure it out, it’s an Asian chick with a Caucasian guy. Yah. Fuck you.
The Clucking Hens On The View Need To Shutup
May 17th, 2011 • Celebs • No comments
These stupid hens need to shut the hell up. Especially Barbara Walters (eww!) who’s had affairs with countless married men. Don’t marry rich and powerful men. They’re going to cheat. It’s in every man’s genes to do so – to spread his seed with as many chicks as he possibly can (unfortunately they pick ugly girls to do it with sometimes – like the Shania Twains ex).
Trolling Plentyoffish.com
May 7th, 2011 • Random • No comments
Since it’s a known fact that I have no chance with ANY female, ever, as most women are racist gold digging cunts, I’ve decided to give up on attracting females and just troll POF and send hot girls dumb messages.
Here’s my message that I send to every girl:
Wow, you are gorgeous. If I was white or Indian and had a chance with you I’d attempt to ask
you out. Thanks, bye.
Replace Indian with whatever race that girl you’re messaging is, as no matter their rice, they all love white guys.
Though, the last few days that I’ve been sending that message out, these fucking girls have been replying back, saying they thought my message was hilarious and that they loved my profile.
What the fuck! I don’t even know how to respond to a reply to any message, let alone when I’m just trolling.
In general, I’ve learned it’s best to just avoid talking to all females at all cost. I have no idea what’ll come out of my mouth, and there’s a 99% chance I’ll accidently insult them.
I had a different girl cutting my hair on Friday as my regular took the week off, and I accidently insulted her as she was cutting my hair. Just…happens all the fucking time.
I’d like to get laid.
The Female Crackhead Wasn’t Bad Looking
May 7th, 2011 • Random • No comments
Was in Chinatown earlier & saw a crackhead sitting at the corner with his crackhead girlfriend. For a crackhead girlfriend, she wasn’t bad. I felt like giving the guy a high five, but I wasn’t wearing any gloves & I forgot my hand sanitizer, so I couldn’t. Maybe he can give me some pointers on what chicks like.
I hate fucking hate dealing with the women in my city. No joke, you go up to them and say “Hi, how are you?”, they’ll either scream rape, or give you a look like you just raped her kitten with the baseball bat that Belladonna used to shove up her ass. Top first.
Bitches, eh?
