Jersey Shore Is a Herpes Nest
June 5th, 2010 • Celebs
Comrades, shocking news, your favorite fist pumping guido’s have herpes, Fox News reports:
Reality shows such as “Celebrity Rehab” and “Jersey Shore” are so worried about sexually transmitted diseases that they pass out medication “like M&Ms” to cast members, the New York Post reported Friday.
In a roundtable discussion of reality show execs published in The Hollywood Reporter, SallyAnn Salsano, creator of “Jersey Shore,” said STDs are a constant concern.
More:
“Like everyone on the set has to take (herpes medication) Valtrex.”
“We hand it out like M&Ms,” Salsano said. “‘Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!’ It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up.”
Whatever, just herpes? Everytime that show moves from one city to another local health officials should be warned. Local townsfolk should be required to wear full hazmat suits.
Would anyone seriously bang these cast members? Snooki looks like one of the damn care bears, and J-WoWW looks like she should be a Vegas cocktail waitress.
The next show this group will be on will be Celebrity Rehab.
J-WOWW does have a nice ass though. What? I’m just say’n.
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