Lindsay Lohan Has A Maserati

44116, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Saturday August 28 2010. Fresh out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan spends her first free Saturday driving gal pal Eliat Anschel (passenger seat, smoking) from Chateau Marmont in her Maserati. The ladies reportedly left the notorious hotspot in a hurry. Lindsay was released from a court-ordered stint in jail and rehab last week following a violation of her probabtion stemming from a 2007 DUI conviction. Photograph:  Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

Someone on God’s green Earth needs to fucking explain to me how a chick that was just released from prison, has addictions ranging from jelly beans, to crack, cock, and vagina, and hasn’t worked in ages (minus the photo shoots she did before going to prison), plus had to go to court because she was driving around like a maniac and allegedly kidnapped people or something.

Meh. Whatever. I’d do her.

44116, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Saturday August 28 2010. Fresh out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan spends her first free Saturday driving gal pal Eliat Anschel (passenger seat, smoking) from Chateau Marmont in her Maserati. The ladies reportedly left the notorious hotspot in a hurry. Lindsay was released from a court-ordered stint in jail and rehab last week following a violation of her probabtion stemming from a 2007 DUI conviction. Photograph:  Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com



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