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Couple Having Sex On A Rooftop

June 3rd, 2011 • Babes, NSFW
Tags: Fox News, Lauren Sivan, Rooftop Sex, Sex

Fox News anchor Lauren Sivan (Hot girl/Hot name) posted this picture on her Twitter profile earlier. I have no idea if she took the picture, but it was posted with the headline “There’s probably a good chance this is one of my elected representatives”

The girl looks fit.

Jayden James Looks Hot

June 3rd, 2011 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Jayden James

A hot shot of porn star Jayden James that was posted on Twitter earlier by some photography studio.

I like her look. Dark hair, nice eyes, red lips. Though I guess that doesn’t say much. It’s almost like me saying “I like her tits”. Everyone likes tits.

Hot Asian Girl At Aldo

June 3rd, 2011 • Babes
Tags: Aldo, asian

I was a little late getting to work this morning, so I couldn’t for the morning walk/coffee at Starbucks with the guys at the office. As soon as they got back, they told me about this hot, young Asian girl that was washing the glass at Aldo, wearing the shortest skirt they had ever seen. Ever. I was kicking myself for taking so damn long to get ready for work and showing up late.

I knew I had to see what this girl looked like, and my co-worker definitely wanted to see her again. So we went down, checked her out. Not bad. Hot. Probably 18 (though I can never tell with Asian girls), short skirt, but not the shortest I’ve seen. I was expecting more, to be honest. I think if she was wearing heels, instead of flats, it would have added to the whole package. But as my co-worker said: “She was all alone in an empty mall in the morning, washing glass, in a short skirt – it was all about the context – that made her hot”.

Title Should Be “Vogue Italia Tries To Fit Three Plus-Size Models On June Cover (PHOTOS)”

June 3rd, 2011 • Babes, Random
Tags: Huffington Post, Plus-Sized Models, Vogue Italia

The Huffington Post posted images of the latest issue of Vogue Italia, with the title “Vogue Italia Puts Three Plus-Size Models On June Cover (PHOTOS)”.

As you can see by the title of my post, my title is better.

They’re attractive though. Nice curves. As our cavemen ancestors would have said: “They look healthy and fertile”. I think they’re better than the “closing time at the bar not bad” thing.

Meeting A Girl Tonight

June 3rd, 2011 • Babes, Random
Tags: dating, Fart, Farting, Hot Girl, PlentyOfFish, POF

My POF journey continues as I’m meeting a pretty hot girl tonight for a coffee.

My actual biggest concern isn’t so much if I’ll totally mess it up, because I’ve done that so often that it’s just “meh” these days, my biggest concern is if I fart or not.

I’ve been eating a lot more fruit lately, especially in the mornings, and apparently if you have too much fruit, you get pretty gassy and start farting, and let me tell you, my farts stink so bad they could suffocate an entire room.

I was watching TV last night and I let out a few farts, and OMG, I had to open up the windows. When I was on the train the other day, I let one out, and my buddy standing next to me said “oh snap, someone let out a nasty fart…”. I had to tell him it was me. Surprised he didn’t know as he was standing right next to me.

College In PJ’s

May 20th, 2011 • Babes, Video
Tags: College In PJ's, Deaf, Sex, viagra

I found this video on Gawker’s web site as they were talking about educational loans…or something….I don’t really know. I just saw this girl in her PJ’s talking about education.

I actually didn’t even listen to the audio as I’m listening to Adam Carolla’s podcast right now and they’re talking about Katy Perry’s list of demands on her latest tour.

So we need girls in PJ’s now on a bed to get motivated to learn? I’m not judging…I’m just confirming. I’ve always learned best that way.

I can only imagine what it’s like to be allowed to have sex with Katy Perry. I would take 10 Viagra’s and just keep plowing her as much as I possibly before I fall off the bed and die of a heart attack…or go deaf thank’s to the Viagra, whichever comes first.

Yes, I realize this post is all over the place.

Miko Lee Is Asian. Has Big Tits. Probably A Racist.

May 20th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs, NSFW, Sex
Tags: asian, black, Caucasian, Miko Lee, Porn, Racist

Sometimes porn star Miko Lee posted this photo on her Twitter account earlier. Those are nice, big, natural tits. Surprising as most Asian chicks are as flat as a desk, but that is fine too, as I would still hit that if they would give me permission too.

Though, she’s Asian, so she really only likes Caucasian guys. I haven’t seen her fuck any Asian guys, then again, I don’t go looking for “hot chick + asian guy” in my porn searches, as that would be weird. I’ve seen her do black dudes. Once you go black in porn, there is no going back.

From what I’ve heard, they tell girls in porn to wait a while before they fuck a black guy…as apparently all us men are waiting for nothing more than to see a hot girl have her ass ripped apart by Mandingo.

So I hear….

Chicks Wearing The Same Dress

May 19th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Bar Refaeli, Cannes, Dresses, Victoria Silvstedt

You ever notice that girls get fucking pissed off at each other if they go to a party or something, and they look and realize they’re both wearing the same dress?

TMZ has a story about the world’s hottest Israeli draft dodger, Bar Refaeli, and some hot blond, Victoria Silvstedt, who were at the Cannes film festival wearing the EXACT SAME DRESS OMFG!!!! Seriously?

Can you imagine two men getting pissed off for wearing the same suit to something like that? I know, it’s different. The whole looks thing is totally different for men and women, as it’s all about attracting the best mate, and for men, we’re completely visual and just want the hottest girls, where for girls, they only care about looks for, say, about 20% of the whole package. The rest is personality, intelligence, etc.

It would just be hilarious to be if two straight guys were to start beating each other up if they were wearing the same Armani suit. “That mother fucker has the same suit I’m wearing! He’s fucking dead!”

You have to visualize it. Oh, and Asian women are racist. Fuck you if disagree with me.

She Speaks English

May 1st, 2011 • Babes
Tags: asian, Asian Girl

I was walking around my hood in Chinatown, and noticed this hot Asian girl working at one of the salons on Main st. She was standing right behind the window, looking out, wearing Lulu Lemon pants and a tight top. I almost went in there and said “so…the sign says you speak english?”

Hey Baby

February 7th, 2011 • Babes, Video
Tags: Drop It To The Floor, Hey Baby, pitbull, T-Pain

A – this song is awesome. B – the black chick at the start is pretty hot. Or maybe she’s Latino…or something. I can’t really tell. I feel like Don LaFontaine on Family Guy as he narrates trying to figure Dwayne Johnsons (The Rock) ethnicity.

Hot Waitress At The Bar

February 6th, 2011 • Babes
Tags: Bar, Waitress

So I was at the bar tonight with a couple buddies, and the waitress comes up to chat and see what we want. She starts off by bragging that she won a $100 thanks to the Packers winning the Super Bowl tonight.

Here’s how it went:

Hot waitress I have no chance with: Hey boys! How are you guys tonight?
Me: We’re good thanks.
HWIHNCW: Oh I’m great thanks! I just won a hundred dollars from my man friend. He won a Super Bowl bet, and I asked him if I could have a hundred dollars and he gave it to me!
Me: Wow, that must be awesome! You know, it’s pretty easy to get a straight guy to do whatever you want.
HWIHNCW: Well, he’s my new man friend and he just bought me a couch, television, iPhone.
Me: Damn, I wish I had a lady friend like that that buy’s me stuff and gives me money. What’s next on your wish list?
HWIHNCW: Oh, well, it’s not like that. He’s a plumber and he use to not have money, so I would cover him, but now that’s making good money, he’s just paying me back. He’s a really great guy.
Me: Right.

See how I pretty much called her out on being a gold digger? That’s skill right there. Total BS that her “man friend” was just paying her back for her covering him when he had no money. PLEASE. I may be short and ugly and an idiot, but even I wouldn’t fall for a story like that.

Anyway, she was smoken hot, and by smoken hot, I mean WOW. My meal was only $11 and I gave her a $10 tip. Like I said, you can get a straight man to do just about anything for you if you’re a hot girl.

Then one of my friends said he noticed one of the girls sitting down the bar checking me out, but what he failed to notice was that I had my credit card out, and said girl was just trying to figure out what kind of card it was, that way she could determine if I’m a high net worth guy that she could get some money from.

Man, the girls at this bar, amazing. Wow. It’s always nice to be in the company of hot women. It’s best to just be around them and not have to talk to them though, as that way I don’t lose any money.

Hell, if Charlie Sheen is having to pay porn stars $30k just to hangout with him, that doesn’t bode well for me, since I don’t make $2 million a week.

New Office Has A Cute Asian Girl

February 4th, 2011 • Babes
Tags: Asian girls, New Office

My company finally decided it was time to get us the fuck out of the shithole office we were working out of. This place was next to a highway where you’re basically gauranteed of death, even if the light is green for you. On top of having to take your life into your own hands by just crossing the street to get there, this fucking office barely ever had heat. We would all be sitting there in our jackets, freezing, with numb hands, trying to code and design web sites.

Now, you might be asking “were there at least any cute girls in that office building?” No, there were not. Not a single one. Unless you’re into middle aged female smokers. Plus there was this one lady that worked right across the hall from us that we would commonly refer to as Snooki’s Mom. This chick was on the phone constantly, was middle aged, with a fake tan and fake hair. I’d still do her.

So today we finally moved to the new office, and its a big shared floor with a bunch of other company’s. We have about 4 offices on that floor. The floor has one shared front office area with a really cute Asian girl that I would definitely do.

Now, as you many know, I have repeatedly proven that all Asian women are racist bitches that only like Caucasian or Asian guys, but, like all straight men who think there may even be a 0.00001% chance of having sex with a girl, I still hold out hope.

The best part of the new office is that it’s attached to the biggest mall in the Province, which is flooded with hot women on a 24/7 basis. You can just sit there at a bench in the mall and watch one perfect 10 after another walk by.

I just hope the movers remembered to bring my computer as I forgot to label it. Fuck.

Hot Girls On Transit

January 31st, 2011 • Babes, Transit
Tags: girls, Tansit

Man, I was on my way to work this morning, and as I stepped out of my buildings lobby, there was this meh looking Asian chick with a killer body that walked by.

I was thinking of talking to her, but then I remembered I have no shot in hell with Asian girls. I visualized in my head what it would be like if I went up to her and talked to her, and it went something like this:
Me: Hey, how are you?”
Racist Asian: *thinks to herself: Who the hell is this terrorist?* (I’m middle eastern). Uh…okay…I have to go now. Bye.

Whatever.

I got to the train station, and good lord there was gorgeous red head standing at the train platform. I’ve recently had a thing for red heads. Might be because of Lois from Family Guy, who knows. Anyway, I figured chatting with her really had no upside whatsoever, other than stroking her probably already inflated ego, so I said F it.

I get onto the train and there was this hot blond sitting already giving me a dirty look before I even had a chance to decide whether or not I wanted to have sex with her not. Then again, I’m a guy, so wanting to have sex with her is my default state.

That red head was hot though.

You know what else is hot, hot girls that smell really good. Even ugly girls that smell really good, their scent is so over powering that you still want to do it with them…and bite them. But you’ll end up in prison of you do that, so I wouldn’t suggest it. Not that I’ve tried it, but I assume that’s what would happen. Sometimes I get the feeling that even trying to say Hi to a girl is grounds for the cops to arrest me.

Meh.

The Asian Female KKK Dominates My City

January 29th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: Asian girls, girls

Comrades, as I have repeatedly proven here on Facebook, my city is the most racist town, ever. Dominated by the Asian female KKK, your best shot of getting a female is one of the many gold diggers this city has to offer at a $1000 per minute (great deal!). Don’t be sad though, here we have Sara Jean Underwood with UK supermodel friends Rosie Jones, Victoria Moore and Emma Glover. They have…tits…and legs…I kinda lost where I was going with this.

Charlie Sheen Is A Porn Connoisseur

January 27th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Charlie Sheen, Kacey Jordan

via Twitter@MissKaceyJordan

From TMZ.com
Sources who were present at Charlie’s house during his 36-hour party tell us … after a man delivered a briefcase full of cocaine to the house early Wednesday morning, Charlie pulled out a small green pipe and started smoking cocaine continuously … for hours.

There are many wild details, but we’re told eventually Charlie ended up in his theater room with one of the porn stars with whom he was partying. They watched 3 hours of porn, as Charlie critiqued the action on the screen.

We’re told Charlie, who fancies himself as a porn connoisseur, was questioning his companion about angles and body shots. We’re told the porn star was “surprised” by the depth of Charlie’s knowledge.

I’m just sitting here in amazement of uncle Charlie. Seriously, this man has talent. To be able to sit there for hours with porn stars, snorting cocaine and talking about porn in an artsy way is impressive. I would have just tried to bang each of the porn stars and called it a night.

Would have been the best 30 seconds of my life.

Oh, and the banner is a photo of Kacey Jordan, one of the hot porn stars the greatest uncle ever partied with.

Hot Russian Babes At My Bus Stop

January 27th, 2011 • Babes, Video
Tags: Russian women

Man, there must have been a mail order bride convention in town or something because there was a crap load of hot Russian babes at my bus stop yesterday morning. And when I say hot, I MEAN hot enough to make me want to learn the old Soviet Union national anthem to sing to them.

I Like Hot Goth Girls

January 22nd, 2011 • Babes
Tags: Goth

I was shopping for a mens’ carry all (or a messenger bag as I like to call it) today, and I went into this one store on my street that always has some hot by unique looking girls working in there.

On this day, there was a really hot goth girl in there. I love goth girls. You just know they’re into freaky shit. They look so naughty. When you look into their eyes, you can tell that they would have no problems with morning anal with no lube.

Fat Chicks

January 18th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs, Sex
Tags: Fat Chicks, Rosie Jonse

You know, I’m 29, take care of myself, in excellent shape, and I consider myself good looking and awesome (fuck you, I am).

Yet, here I am, still having to troll craigslist and have nothing to see other than fat chicks.

You may be asking yourself, “Well, if you’re so awesome why can’t you get a hot girl?”. Well, I’ll tell you, smart ass. It’s because I live in a town that’s filled with nothing but Asian bitches that only like Asian guys or white guys. So, a non-white boy like myself has limited options when he lives in the Asian KKK town.

As I was saying, I’m stuck browsing Craigslist and other online dating sites, and all I see are fat girls that like to call themselves BBW’s. If you’re not familiar with that term, it stands for Big Beautiful Woman. It’s just fucking ridiculous. Whatever happened to just saying fat?

Have you ever seen one of these girls naked? Rolls all over the place. It’s like that episode of family guy where Peter has that chick who’s name I forget that was dating Jack Nicholson sleep in his fat rolls. I COULD LITERALLY SLEEP IN THEIR FAT ROLLS.

Meh. Whatever. I ain’t hitting that.

I would like to hit this though….in a sexual way. This being Rosie Jones in Page 3. Oh yes. Look at those sweet tits and great flat stomach. No rolls there!

Olivia Munn Has Nice Tits

January 17th, 2011 • Babes, Video
Tags: Olivia Munn

She was on the late show talking about something or whatever, I wasn’t really paying attention. But man, a hot girl that thinks she’s funny, that’s a double threat right there.

You just gotta laugh with her and hope for the best…the best being getting to lay your head on those tits.

It’s really hard with hot girls. It’s almost like they’re all smart, funny, close with their family, self employed, traveled the world (this is all the crap they write about themselves in their personal ads), etc. It’s all non-sense. I’m just waiting it out until they’re over 30 and no guy wants them.

Got to get them when they’re desperate. Yes sir.

Me Don’t Love You Long Time

January 16th, 2011 • Babes, Sex
Tags: asian, Japan, Sex

via HuffingtonPost

Now for some frigid news from Japan that has nothing to do with winter temperatures: a new government-commissioned study finds that young Japanese men are losing their interest in sex, yet another warning sign in a nation notorious for its low birth rate.

According to the AFP, a whopping 36.1 percent of teenage boys between the ages of 16-19 said they had little to no interest in sex, and in some cases even despised it, more than twice the 2008 figure of 17.5 percent. Futhermore, the survey, conducted in September 2010, reportedly found that 83.7 percent of Japanese men who turned 20 this year were not dating anyone, while 49.3 percent said they had never had a girlfriend. Girls, it seems, are suffering from a similar lack of heat: 59 percent in the same age group felt the same way, up 12 percentage points from 2008.

Kunio Kitamura, head of the clinic of the Japan Family Planning Association which took part in the survey, said the data confirms a wider social belief that younger Japanese men are becoming “herbivorous,” a label attached to passive men who do not actively seek women and sex. Many younger people were opting to delay starting a family due to the perceived burden on their finances, lifestyles and careers. “The findings seem to reflect the increasing shallowness of human relations in today’s busy society.” Kitamura is quoted by CNN as saying.

I don’t find this to be too surprising. You ever hangout with an Asian chick? As frigid as my nuts in the arctic. And Japanese guys…well, have half of them are done up more than the girls are.

I think I’ve mentioned this a few times in my previous posts.

Though, I am a little jealous of these Japanese boys, as sometimes I wish I’d lose my sex drive. You’d think my sex drive would figure it out by now that all the girls in my town are racist (because they’re all Asian) so there’s no point in wanting me to mate.

Oh, and I have no idea who that girl in the banner photo is. Another hot Japanese girl that I have no chance with.

I Love Hot Insecure Women With Guns

January 16th, 2011 • Babes
Tags: Insecure Women

Seriously, who doesn’t love hot insecure women? That’s like….the greatest thing ever. Hot and doesn’t know how hot she is.

I have no idea what this show on the CBC is about, but the advertisement as me sold.

So, She Didn’t Cancel

January 16th, 2011 • Babes, Random, Video
Tags: girls

In my previous post, I mentioned that I’m preferring it if girls cancel our hanging out sessions, and was hoping the girl I was going to hangout with later that night and see a movie with would cancel.

She didn’t cancel, but she was late for the movie. We saw the Disney animation, Tangled, which was HILARIOUS.

As I was waiting for her to show up, I was looking at all the hot girls going to the movies. Man, I don’t know how guys that are in relationships can handle being in a relationship, when EVERY fiber in their body is telling them to go and try to mate with these hot women walking around.

There were so many beautiful women, all different nationality’s. The Asian girls were dressed to the 10′s. Damn they are fine. I wish I had a chance with them.

Maybe I should have some plastic surgery on Monday to turn myself into an effeminate Asian boy with a bad hair cut, since that’s all the Asian girls seem to like. Though on my bus ride home there was a Japanese girl with a black guy. It was after midnight and I was starting to wonder if hell had frozen over.

The movie was an animation, and I started thinking, you ever see an animated movie and go “damn, that chick is hot”? What? Don’t judge me. You know you have!

I was thinking it would be funny if the guy is looking at the animated girl while he’s at the movies with his girlfriend and thinks to himself “damn, she’s hotter than my girlfriend”.

After the movie, we went for a appetizer and drink, where I was thinking “yah, I’d hit that”. I was thinking of asking her out again tomorrow for a dinner at this Chinese place I’ve been wanting to try, but….that may have come off as desperate. I mean, she refused to call me the other day on the phone, so…you never know.

As Kramer Said, Cat Fight!

January 14th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Sandra Bullock, Scarlett Johansson

Now this is a Cat Fight we can all enjoy (via National Enquirer):

“You’re a man-hungry tramp!” SCARLETT JOHANSSON exploded in rage when her pal SANDRA BULLOCK betrayed her by cozying up to estranged hubby RYAN REYNOLDS — before the ink on their divorce papers was even dry.

The blonde beauty, 26, wanted her bitter words to get back to Sandra “because she still has intense feelings for Ryan and feels Sandra isn’t respecting that at all,” revealed a friend.

Scarlett is having second thoughts about her recent split and has been holding out hope of reconciliation – -but now Sandy has captured Ryan’s attention and has even gone out on the town with him.

“Sandra may be known as ‘America’s Sweetheart,’ but she’s NO sweetheart to Scarlett,” declared the friend.

Wow, is Ryan Reynolds ever a lucky SOB. I don’t think I’d know what to do if I had two babes fighting over me like that.

Naturally the first I would probably end up doing (involuntarily), is jizzing in my pants, and then, asking Scarlett and Sandra if they’d be up for a threesome.

Oh look at this, some dude squeezing Scarletts’ tits.

I Love Lamp

January 9th, 2011 • Babes
Tags: Asian Women

It was a gorgeous day today so I decided to go out for a nice walk and take in the fresh hair. Before I knew it, it had been two hours and I was still walking around my neighborhood, taking in the sights and sounds.

Now, I never really venture out that much, but on this winter’s day, the weather was just too good to pass up.

What comes with good weather? Beautiful women dressed to impress, no matter how cold it is. One thing that I’ve noticed is that Asian women (who are all racist because they only like Caucasian or Asian men), especially the ones new to my new city from their country, will dress in mini skirts in and high heels no matter the weather. Not that I’m complaining, I just wish I had a shot with them.

No idea who this beautiful Asian girl is, but I’m a fan.

Oh, and in case you’re a fan of The Onion, the world’s greatest news paper, apparently they’re coming out with a spoof of ESPN’s Sports Center. Click here to check it out.
via NyTimes
An excerpt:

Bettman fakes his kidnapping (by N.H.L. players), complete with a hostage video. O’Neal has a heart attack (his fourth of the season), which temporarily kills him, and a stroke, yet keeps playing against Oklahoma City. James, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade demand 27 changes to N.B.A. rules (dribbling is optional if your dunk is sweet).

Half Naked Girl In Booty Shorts Was Not A Photo Opportunity

January 8th, 2011 • Babes
Tags: Hot Girl

via Very Special Porn

I was walking home earlier today after getting some grocery’s, and as I’m walking down the street, I see a big group of guys standing outside the condo next to mine, all of them facing the door, talking to someone whom I couldn’t see.

I get closer, turn my head, and peaking through these guys that were well over 6ft tall, I see this amazingly hot girl standing inside the condo with the front door open, with her wearing nothing but booty shorts and a tight top that was barely covering up her gorgeous, round, fresh looking tits.

Unfortunately, I was unable to see if there was a cameltoe in the house.

Dear Men’s Health, Chicks With Tattoos Are Freaks In The Bedroom

January 8th, 2011 • Babes, Random
Tags: Tattoos

I was browsing through Twitter this morning and Men’s Health magazine had a link to a question regarding women with tattoo’s, and whether or not they’re freaks in bed.

Now, “freaks in bed” is certainly a relative term, just like “sex addict”. I remember reading a quote once that said that only people that don’t have sex often call those that do sex addicts.

I guess everyone I know is a sex addict then. HA! See what I did there? Oh…wait…

What is a freak in bed? For men, that boundry just keeps getting pushed more and more the more porn they watch. So they expect girls to do those things. Unfortunately, finding a girl to do ass to mouth in real life is a tad difficult. Then again, I never get laid anyway so I have no idea.

Back to the question that Men’s Health was asked.
If a woman is covered in tattoos, does it mean she’s a freak in the bedroom?
via Men’s Health
Their answer?

No. Unless her tats spell out “I ? latex & ball gags,” a woman’s aesthetic says nothing about her kinks.

I call bullshit. Girls with tattoos are by nature far more open minded than girls without tattoos. It makes perfect logical sense. Any person willing to have someone take a sharp needle and draw on them with permanent ink for hours, if not days, just to draw some stupid Chinese characters that they don’t even know the meaning of and will look like shit when they’re over the age of 35 is by nature more open minded and would be interested in trying anal…or whatever else the kids are doing these days.

I personally love girls with tattoos. They are so hot. Goth girls, emo girls, you name it. Only problem is, those girls, along with non tattoo women also love men with tattoos, which I do not have and wouldn’t really want to get.

Though I was thinking of getting the Vancouver Canucks logo tattoo’d onto my left shoulder and the team Canada logo tattoo’d to my right shoulder.

I mentioned that to my hair stylist and she said it was stupid. She’s hot, so I do whatever she says.

A Girl Messaged Me On POF!!!!!

January 7th, 2011 • Babes
Tags: POF

My favorite team in the NHL, the Vancouver Canucks, play the Rick Flair WOOOOOOOOO! piece every time they score a goal. Well, I think I should have that played for me right now as HOLY CRAP a cute girl just messaged me from POF.

I won’t post my entire profile here, but basically I wrote some shit, and towards the end I write some stuff about how I have no chance with any female, and that I’m short and ugly blah blah blah.

Whether or not I believe the stuff I write is another story, but since I changed up my profile and added the short and ugly bit, I’ve had a lot more girls view my profile. I’m sure its all out of curiosity.

“Why would anyone write this about themselves?” etc.

Well one girl finally wrote me with:

Wow, your brand of ‘reverse psychology feeling sorry for yourself to get girls to message me profile’ gave me a laugh.

Personally I’m more attracted to Hispanic/Middle Eastern men than white men…maybe cos I’m blond…who knows.

Anyways, your assessment of chicks is wrong.

I have no idea what to reply with. I was thinking of going with “shhhhh…don’t tell anyone…it was supposed to be a secret”…or something of that sort.

Meh I have no idea. Maybe I’ll go ask the concierge at the front desk what she’d do. No. Wait. That’s a bad idea.

The photo above? That’s Dana DeArmond having a taco…well…licking it anyway.
Follow her on Twitter at http://twitter.com/#!/danadearmond

Yoga – To Do Or Not To Do

January 7th, 2011 • Babes, Video
Tags: Yoga

Via Very Special Porn (veryspecialporn.tumblr.com)

I just moved into my new building a little less than a month ago, and at the front concierge desk there’s little flyers/brochures for offers ranging from personal trainers to dog walkers.

One that I came across was for Yoga at a place literally around the corner from my building.

I’ve always wanted to Yoga, considering its a hot bed (literally) of hot (literally) women. The one thing thats been holding me back has been the having to buy the freaking attire for it, and that, according to some, you fart non stop.

A, I don’t want to go in there looking like a scrub who just rolled out of bed, and B, I’ve smelled my farts, and let me tell you, I don’t care what Jake Harper on Two And A Half Men says, my farts are by far the worst. Though I imagine they won’t be as that bad out in an open-ish area, compared to what it is in the shower, which could literally kill an entire population of a small country.

So I could go to LuLu Lemon and pay for over priced yoga clothing and see if I could meet girls that way. I remember one of my reasons for joining the gym was to meet some girls. That didn’t exactly work out as I planned.

The only time me buying something allowed me to meet hot girls was when I was 11 and had my parents buy me roller blades because I knew the hot girls that were in our apartment building would let me roller blade with them.

Wow. So in the last 16 years, none of my ideas on meeting girls have worked.

A little depressing.

Back to yoga. I think I’ll try it out. I’ll shave to my arm pit hairs…and maybe wax my chest. Trust me, being hairy and getting all sweaty at the same time is not a good combo.

I recall a time at the gym where I was working out and had my arms in there, WOW, like a punch in the face I could smell my arm pits. They made my farts smell like roses.

Anyway, if you have any experiences with yoga classes, and meeting hot women at said yoga classes, let me know.

Or…maybe I could just take private lessons.