Givenchy Model Lea T Use To Be A Man

August 2nd, 2010 • Random
Tags: Givenchy, Lea T, Transexual

Lea T, second from the right, use to be a man, Givenchy has announced.

Honestly, I thought it was the…it…second from the left. Seriously is that a chick or a dude?

From The Sun:

Givenchy’s creative director, Riccardo Tisci, said of Lea: “She’s a true goddess.
“She’s always been very feminine – super-fragile, very aristocratic.”

Meh, whatever, nothing to see here. Different strokes for different folks. Honestly, some transexual’s look far better than some natural born females that I’ve seen.

Shannon.David Thorne.Missy, The Missing Cat.

June 24th, 2010 • Random
Tags: David Thorne, Missing Cat, Missy, Shannon, The Missing Cat

This is an epic and HILARIOUS story about Missy, the missing cat.

Click here to check it out. Trust me, you’ll be soiling your diaper from laughing so hard. It’s just THAT funny.

Can’t Get A Date? Put On Some Careless Whisper

June 20th, 2010 • Random, Video
Tags: Careless Whisper, dating, Gold Diggers, Music, Romantic Music, Women

As you may know, I’m too ugly to get women, even the blowup dolls and fleshlights reject me, but fear not friends, if you’re having problems attracting that one special gold digger, French cocksuckers eeer researchers have found a way for you to get that lucky cunt, Eurekalert reports:

If you’re having trouble getting a date, French researchers suggest that picking the right soundtrack could improve the odds. Women were more prepared to give their number to an ‘average’ young man after listening to romantic background music, according to research that appears today in the journal Psychology of Music, published by SAGE.

There’s plenty of research indicating that the media affects our behaviour. Violent video games or music with aggressive lyrics increase the likelihood of aggressive behaviour, thoughts and feelings – but do romantic songs have any effect? This question prompted researchers Nicolas Guéguen and Céline Jacob from the Université de Bretagne-Sud along with Lubomir Lamy from Université de Paris-Sud to test the power of romantic lyrics on 18-20 year old single females. And it turns out that at least one romantic love song did make a difference.

Guéguen and Jacob were part of a research team that had already shown how romantic music played in a flower shop led to male customers spending more money. This time the researchers used questionnaires to pinpoint agreed-upon neutral and romantic songs. They chose ‘Je l’aime à mourir’, a well-known love song by French songwriter Francis Cabrel, and the neutral song ‘L’heure du thé’, by Vincent Delerm. A group of young women separate from the main study rated 12 young male volunteers for attractiveness, and the researchers picked the one rated closest to ‘average’ to help with the experiment.

The researchers then set up a scenario where the 87 females each spent time in a waiting room with background music playing, before moving to a different room where the experimenter instructed her to discuss the difference between two food products with the young man. Once the experimenter returned, she asked them to wait for a few moments alone, and this gave the ‘average’ male a chance to use his standard chat up line: “My name is Antoine, as you know, I think you are very nice and I was wondering if you would give me your phone number. I’ll phone you later and we can have a drink together somewhere next week.’

The love song in the waiting room almost doubled Antoine’s chances of getting a woman’s number – 52% of participants responded to his advances under the influence of Francis Cabrel, whereas only 28% of those who had heard the ‘neutral’ song by Vincent Delerm offered their details.

So go to the bar, slip the bartender a $20 to put on Careless Whisper, and before you know it, you’ll be $20,000 in debt before the night is over. Great Success!

Hustler Making Avatar Porn In 3D

June 19th, 2010 • Random
Tags: Avatar, Avatar 3D Porn. This Ain't Avatar XXX, Hustler, Hustler Avatar 3D Porn, Na’vi

Larry Flynt sure is creative! Mashable reports:

Hustler has announced This Ain’t Avatar XXX, a porn film featuring stars in blue, Na’vi-like makeup in the style of Avatar, shot in (probably not-so-glorious in this case) 3D and high definition.

The movie will be released on DVD and Blu-ray this September, but we don’t know much about it aside from the title and the DVD cover, featured below.

Interspecies sex, how hot. Make sure you don’t shoot your load on to the lens of your 3D glasses.

Maybe you can make a double order and get the This Ain’t Glee! Porn Parody.

The Brazilian Dancing Baby

June 17th, 2010 • Random
Tags: Baby, Brazil, Brazilian Dancing, Brazilian Dancing Baby, Dancing Baby

Other than Megan Fox just standing there with her tits hanging out in Transformers and making me want to give her an Oscar, this has got to be the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.

Bible Study In The Nude

June 11th, 2010 • Random
Tags: asian, Asian Girl, Bible, Bible Study

I was browsing through Craigslist earlier, seeing what the Gold Diggers were wanting, and look at what I found, an Asian chick offering Bible Study classes in the nude!

Now, I’ve never been to a bible study class, but I assume there’s bunch of people in it, so it’s not a 1 on 1.

Imagine sitting in that class with one small Asian chick completely naked reading the Bible while there’s a bunch of grown men with erections, fully clothed, all sitting there.

“Yeah…so…I gotta get going now…”

Anyway, I refreshed the ad, and as it turns out, it was a fake and it was flagged for removal. I bet 99% of all the women seeking men ads on Craigslist are from men pretending to be women just to collect pictures of guys.

The Female Cycles Explained

June 10th, 2010 • Random
Tags: Female Cycles, Periods, Star Trek, Worf

Apparently Worf is horny and likes to cry.

Via Jolie O’Dell @ Mashable via Twitter

L. Ron Hubbard Sent Us Scientology Books

June 9th, 2010 • Random
Tags: L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology, Tom Cruise

Someone sent my office Scientology Books today for some reason, and no one here can figure out why. So either L. Ron Hubbard can send books from the grave, or Tom Cruise is sending out mail order books and accidentally sent it to the wrong address.

Paris, Snooki, and Nicky at the MTV Movie Awards

June 6th, 2010 • Random
Tags: MTV Movie Awards, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Snookie

Paris Hilton posted this picture of herself with Snookie and her sister at the MTV Movie Awards on her Twitter earlier.

Christ, doesn’t it look like Nikky Hilton is the cock blocker of this group? Did she great that dress at TJ Max or something?

Anyway, two chicks with herpes and the other one as the group cock blocker, I’ll pass.

Why Can’t I Own A Canadian?

June 5th, 2010 • Babes, Random
Tags: Bible, Canada, Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Being a Canadian myself, I really don’t want anyone to own me, unless its Megan Fox, or Miranda Kerr, or Angelina Jolie, or, well, basically any female that’ll take me. Standards, bitches.

Anyway, I came across this hilarious open letter to Dr. Laura (who loves to quote God’s law apparently) that was written by a listener of hers. HIL-AR-IOUS.

Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination – Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? – Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

Apparently it was copied from this episode of the West Wing.