Miko Lee Is Asian. Has Big Tits. Probably A Racist.

May 20th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs, NSFW, Sex
Tags: asian, black, Caucasian, Miko Lee, Porn, Racist

Sometimes porn star Miko Lee posted this photo on her Twitter account earlier. Those are nice, big, natural tits. Surprising as most Asian chicks are as flat as a desk, but that is fine too, as I would still hit that if they would give me permission too.

Though, she’s Asian, so she really only likes Caucasian guys. I haven’t seen her fuck any Asian guys, then again, I don’t go looking for “hot chick + asian guy” in my porn searches, as that would be weird. I’ve seen her do black dudes. Once you go black in porn, there is no going back.

From what I’ve heard, they tell girls in porn to wait a while before they fuck a black guy…as apparently all us men are waiting for nothing more than to see a hot girl have her ass ripped apart by Mandingo.

So I hear….

Apparently Some Guy Is Creepy

May 19th, 2011 • Random, Sex
Tags: Creepy, dating, Evolution, Women

I was at lunch today with a couple girls from work, and they mentioned that a guy that works on our office floor creeps them out.

Now, knowing women as I do, I know the smallest thing about a man can creep them out, so I asked, “what about him specifically creeps you out?”

At first they both shrugged and couldn’t really say one specific thing, so I pressed them on it and they both mentioned that he tends to stare at them.

Now, granted, as Dave Chappelle pointed out, us men really need to control ourselves when we stare at women. We can’t scream out (as Chappelle said) “Damn look at them titties!”, and I myself hate it when I get on the train or just go somewhere I can feel someone staring at me. Though, I doubt they’re looking at me and going “damn he’s hot..I’d love to do it with him right now…”. Though, there’s a lot of gay guys in my city, and I’ve been told by other gay men that I’d be popular in the gay community. Wish I was popular in the straight female community. Meh.

Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry tells George that he can’t stare at cleavage for a long period – it’s like looking at the sun, you take a quick peak and turn away.

Now I have no luck whatsoever with women. What adds to the bad luck is that my town is filled with Asian chicks, which only like Caucasian and Asian men.

There’s this really cute Asian girl that works as the floor receptionist in my building, and I have a feeling that I creeped her out once when I kept talking to her, so eventually I completely stopped…and now I think I’m coming off as a dick.

It’s really interesting because when you think about it, everything we do as humans is designed for us to mate. Everything. The human brain is really nothing more than a mating advertising machine, as has been written in The Mating Mind.

So, you would think with the milllions of years of evolution, everything that we have gone through as a species, that we as men anyway, would have at least some idea on how to deal with women, but we don’t, as our goals and interests are completely different from women’s.

We are basically clueless, especially in today’s modern world where women have gained so much power in the last 50 years (all good things), that we as men, and even women, have no idea on how to deal with this.

Women want to be treated as equals in every which way, but still want all the chivalry. All I ever hear from women is “chivalry is dead”. As my man Chappelle said, “chivalry is dead, and women killed it”.

Women, no matter what the fucking stats are saying, make just as much as men, and have lower expenses. They don’t need to pay for the dates, the trips, all the courting/mating things that have to go on. The men have to do that. That shit costs money. You can’t take a woman for just a god damn ice cream and movie anymore. No sir. Movie, dinner, perhaps a little gift, etc.

Now, I can’t blame women for wanting these things. It’s in their biology. It’s in the genes. Women are looking for a man that can bring home the bacon, that can provide for them and their offspring, etc. This stuff goes back millions of years.

But at the same time, women cannot blame us men for wanting hot, young, fertile females. That’s in our genes. They can’t blame us for “thinking with our penises”. That’s how we’re made.

Note to all women: If us men weren’t horn dogs chasing every piece of ass we could, you probably wouldn’t be around. Your father had to be chasing your mom, courting her, flirting, buying her stuff so he could eventually mate with her and get his AND her genes into the next generation.

So, yes, the guy may have come off as creepy, but then again, I think most guys at some point do, because we have no idea what the fuck we’re supposed to do.

Fat Chicks

January 18th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs, Sex
Tags: Fat Chicks, Rosie Jonse

You know, I’m 29, take care of myself, in excellent shape, and I consider myself good looking and awesome (fuck you, I am).

Yet, here I am, still having to troll craigslist and have nothing to see other than fat chicks.

You may be asking yourself, “Well, if you’re so awesome why can’t you get a hot girl?”. Well, I’ll tell you, smart ass. It’s because I live in a town that’s filled with nothing but Asian bitches that only like Asian guys or white guys. So, a non-white boy like myself has limited options when he lives in the Asian KKK town.

As I was saying, I’m stuck browsing Craigslist and other online dating sites, and all I see are fat girls that like to call themselves BBW’s. If you’re not familiar with that term, it stands for Big Beautiful Woman. It’s just fucking ridiculous. Whatever happened to just saying fat?

Have you ever seen one of these girls naked? Rolls all over the place. It’s like that episode of family guy where Peter has that chick who’s name I forget that was dating Jack Nicholson sleep in his fat rolls. I COULD LITERALLY SLEEP IN THEIR FAT ROLLS.

Meh. Whatever. I ain’t hitting that.

I would like to hit this though….in a sexual way. This being Rosie Jones in Page 3. Oh yes. Look at those sweet tits and great flat stomach. No rolls there!

Me Don’t Love You Long Time

January 16th, 2011 • Babes, Sex
Tags: asian, Japan, Sex

via HuffingtonPost

Now for some frigid news from Japan that has nothing to do with winter temperatures: a new government-commissioned study finds that young Japanese men are losing their interest in sex, yet another warning sign in a nation notorious for its low birth rate.

According to the AFP, a whopping 36.1 percent of teenage boys between the ages of 16-19 said they had little to no interest in sex, and in some cases even despised it, more than twice the 2008 figure of 17.5 percent. Futhermore, the survey, conducted in September 2010, reportedly found that 83.7 percent of Japanese men who turned 20 this year were not dating anyone, while 49.3 percent said they had never had a girlfriend. Girls, it seems, are suffering from a similar lack of heat: 59 percent in the same age group felt the same way, up 12 percentage points from 2008.

Kunio Kitamura, head of the clinic of the Japan Family Planning Association which took part in the survey, said the data confirms a wider social belief that younger Japanese men are becoming “herbivorous,” a label attached to passive men who do not actively seek women and sex. Many younger people were opting to delay starting a family due to the perceived burden on their finances, lifestyles and careers. “The findings seem to reflect the increasing shallowness of human relations in today’s busy society.” Kitamura is quoted by CNN as saying.

I don’t find this to be too surprising. You ever hangout with an Asian chick? As frigid as my nuts in the arctic. And Japanese guys…well, have half of them are done up more than the girls are.

I think I’ve mentioned this a few times in my previous posts.

Though, I am a little jealous of these Japanese boys, as sometimes I wish I’d lose my sex drive. You’d think my sex drive would figure it out by now that all the girls in my town are racist (because they’re all Asian) so there’s no point in wanting me to mate.

Oh, and I have no idea who that girl in the banner photo is. Another hot Japanese girl that I have no chance with.

Ever Heard Of Pulling Out?

January 14th, 2011 • Sex, WTF
Tags: Highschool, Pregnant, Prenancies

So….there’s some horny kids at this high school (via MSNBC)

About 90 teenage girls at one public high school in Memphis, Tenn., are either pregnant or have had a baby this school year, according to media reports.

Frayser High School has 978 students – 508 of which are girls. That means nearly 18 percent of teen girls at Frayser are either currently pregnant or recently had babies.

As a Title One school, Frayser receives federal dollars based on the number of students from low-income families who qualify for free or reduced lunch, according to WMC-TV.

Pregnancy is not a new problem for the school, one Frayser graduate says. “When we would come back from summer break, there would be a thousand people pregnant. We were like, what’s going on?” Alicia Williamson told KTUU. Williamson graduated from Frayser in 2004. She added, “There were a whole lot of bellies. You had to watch out so you didn’t bump into them. Being 2011, I thought a lot of them would have thought this is not the right way to go, having babies during school time.”

The high school I went to had a daycare, so all the other highschools’ in the city would send us all their knocked up girls, giving the impression my highschool was filled with girls that liked to fuck. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case, except for this one girl that banged five guys on graduation night, and this other girl that was a hooker for a bit. But that was it. The rest were Asian chicks that wouldn’t even hold your hand.

But seriously, if you’re a guy, thats got to be a cool place to go to school. The girls seem to put out pretty easily.

Lots of sperm wars going on there.

Porn Star Promises Blow Jobs If Netherlands Wins World Cup

July 8th, 2010 • Babes, Sex, Video
Tags: Blow Jobs, Bobbi Eden, Free Blow Jobs, Porn Star

Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden has promised blowjobs for all of her Twitter followers if the Netherlands wins the World Cup.

This reminds me of a couple girls that were down south in the USA promising free sex to all returning marines from Iraq.

So, playing soccer and going to war will get me free sex and blow jobs.

Damn, no love for web designers? Maybe we can barter services.

Ke$ha Covered In Cum

July 7th, 2010 • Celebs, Sex
Tags: Cum, Ke$ha, Kesha, Kesha Cum, Semen

This was posted on Buzzfeed earlier, and um, all I just can’t beleive a picture like this took this long to get on to the internet.

Seriously? I thought she bathed in semen?

“Sex at Dawn”: Why Monogamy Goes Against Our Nature

June 27th, 2010 • Sex
Tags: "Sex at Dawn": Why Monogamy Goes Against Our Nature, Brooklyn Decker, Cacilda Jetha, Christopher Ryan, Evolution, Marriage, Relationships, Sex

Salon Magazine did an interview with Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jethá, the authors of the new book “Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality,”, about the sorry state of marriage in the western world, and how monogamy goes completely against evolution.

From Salon:

But Ryan and Jethá also have a theory for what’s causing this misery: From a biological perspective, men and women simply aren’t meant to be in lifelong monogamous unions. In “Sex at Dawn,” which uses evidence gathered from human physiology, archaeology, primate biology and anthropological studies of pre-agricultural tribes from around the world, they argue that monogamy and the nuclear family are more recent inventions than most of us would expect — and far less natural than we’ve come to believe.

You can read more at the Salon web site by clicking here.

This stuff has been written about in hundreds if not thousands of books. For men especially, monogamy is almost impossible, especially after the kids are grown up. The male brain sends a signal saying “hey, look, this woman has given us two kids, they’re both grown up now, they don’t need us anymore, we can leave and start a new family with a much younger and hotter woman”.

Men are visual creatures. We see a hot babe, the blood flow to the brain stops and it all goes straight to the penis, wanting us to “pro-create”.

Kinda like when I see the Brooklyn Decker, all I want to do is have unprotected sex with her. She’s so hot that I wouldn’t care how many baby’s I’d have with her. Hot babes are much better to have baby’s with. Who wants to have make a baby with an ugly chick? You’ll be thinking to yourself “Fuck, if that’s what she looks like now, imagine what she’s going to look like in 18 years”. That’s when you jump off a bridge.

Dating Site Starts Online Sperm and Egg Bank for “Beautiful People”

June 22nd, 2010 • Sex, Video
Tags: Beatifulpeople.com, Egg Bank, Eugenics, Evolution, Jessica Simpson, Online Sperm Donation, Psychology

So, where do I leave my deposit? From Mashable.com:

Every child is beautiful (well, not really, but that’s the cliche, right?), and now — thanks to BeautifulPeople.com — you can up the chances of having offspring worthy of a baby modeling career. That’s right, the controversial dating site now has a forum/sperm bank where one may search for genetic material from beautiful people and beautiful people alone.

Back in the winter months, BeautifulPeople.com — a dating website that only allows attractive people to join based on the democratic vote of its members — gained its share of media attention after expelling 5,000 people after they packed on the holiday pounds. Back then, Founder Robert Hintze said, “Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.”

Now, the site is taking further steps in the fight against unattractiveness (at least unattractiveness as gauged by people who dig conventionality) by launching a fertility introduction service that allows both members and non-members to score the stuff that dream babies are made of. According to Managing Director Greg Hodge, “There are no financial benefits for us in doing so — we are simply responding to a demand for attractive donors. Every parent would like their child to be blessed with many fine attributes, attractiveness being one of the most sought after. For a site with members who resemble Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Angelina Jolie you can imagine the demand.”

Hintze added that initially the service was to be limited to hotties and hotties alone, “But everyone — including ugly people — would like to bring good looking children in to the world, and we can’t be selfish with our attractive gene pool.” How very generous of him.

This is just stupid. These are most idiotic group of fucking morons I have ever read about. Besides, I rather do it the old fashion way, by having unprotected sex with some hot girl I meet at a club. DUH!

And for the record, this is totally eugenics.

Obviously the dick head that runs this site has never read a book on psychology or evolution. Men, obviously like hot women, that’s in our genes, that’s how we work, so ladies, stop complaining to us about it. Whereas women, yes, they do like an attractive man, but the physical aspect of it is no where as close to what it is for men.

Women prefer a man who can provide security (next time you meet a gold digger, don’t blame her, its in her genes), and has a great personality. That’s it. A man get far further with his personality than a woman can.

Take my word for it, the people that end up meeting eachother on these sites are usually the ones that ask of if Tuna is a form of Chicken.

Humans Are Special Because We Can Masturbate. A Lot.

June 22nd, 2010 • Sex, Video
Tags: Evolution, Humans, Humans Masturbating, Master of your domain, Masturbating, Masturbation, Seinfeld

I always knew I was special, Scientific American Reports:

This conjuring ability to create fantasy scenes in our heads that literally bring us to orgasm when conveniently paired with our dextrous appendages is an evolutionary magic trick that I suspect is uniquely human. It requires a cognitive capacity called mental representation (an internal “re-presentation” of a previously experienced image or some other sensory input) that many evolutionary theorists believe is a relatively recent hominid innovation.

When it comes to sex, we put this capacity to very good—or at least, very frequent—use. In a now-classic, pre-Internet-porn (I’ll get to that later on) study by British evolutionary biologists Robin Baker and Mark Bellis, male university students were found to masturbate to ejaculation about every 72 hours, and “on the majority of occasions, their last masturbation is within 48 hours of their next in-pair copulation.” If they’re not having intercourse every day, that is to say, men tend to pleasure themselves to completion no more than two days prior to having actual sex.

Question is, are you master of your domain?

Click here to read the rest of the article from Scientific American. You know you want to.

Adrianne Curry had a sex tape

May 26th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sex
Tags: Adrianne Curry, Kendra Wilkinson, Kendra Wilkinson sex tape

So hot WOW babe Adrianna Curry was tweeting about Kendra Wilkinson earlier today and her sex tape. Needless to say, she’s got no sympathy for her. Oh Adrianna also mentioned that she had a sex tape once. I think tongue may have been planted firmly in cheek, but I have no idea.

I think Adrianne should invite Kendra over and talk it out. You know, just do what two girls do when they’re discussing things. Get into their panties, lay on the the bed, kissing with their legs wrapped around eachother.

I think that’s a good idea. Who’s with me?

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape is Out

May 26th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sex

Here she is on E! saying how heartbroken she is.

Vivid released a trailer to the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape which is out now. (NSFW)

Whatever. She was actively trying to sell the damn thing before it came out. The only people I feel sorry for are members of her family, and people in the amazon who have to see the rain forest chopped down even more so they can make more Kleenex tissues so guys having something to wipe themselves with after watching that movie.

Though, from what I’ve heard, its a good porno. People on Twitter see to be impressed by it.

Sunny Leone loves the Kendra Wilson sex tape

…And so does Lupe Fuentes

…and Kendra Tate

The Internet Rescues Two Russians From Sex Slavery

May 21st, 2010 • Sex
Tags: Internet, Sex Slavery

From Gawker.com

Two Russian girls paid $3000 to come to America for work. They were told to report to a shady New York nightclub to become ‘hostesses’. A concerned friend posted about it on Metafilter. They were apparently saved.

The full story can be read here.

The internet is full of amazing things, and its full of horrible things.

If you’ve ever read the comments section on news sites, you’ll find that most people in there have serious mental health issues.

Don’t you hate it when your period ruins your porn shoot?

May 21st, 2010 • Sex
Tags: period, Porn

Damn that aunt flo!

Facebook is evil

May 21st, 2010 • Sex
Tags: Facebook, Sex

The game consisted of having the grade 12 students seducing the grade 8 girls.

I’m never having kids.

This Ain’t Glee! Porn Parody

May 20th, 2010 • Sex, Video
Tags: Glee, Porn Parody, This Ain't Glee

Hustler has come up with a porn parody, with acting, music, everything. WOW. Seriously? I wonder how many people can only watch porn that has good acting and a story line.

I think I’m one of the few remaining people out there that hasn’t seen a single episode of Glee. A girl in my office watches the show, and I was thinking of sending her this video, but she might come and yell at me and sue me for sexual harassment.

Here’s the non porno cast of Glee on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine.

Pulling out works just as well as condoms

May 18th, 2010 • Sex
Tags: condoms, Pulling out

From ABC News:

The act of withdrawal — the male pulling out before ejaculation — is a long controversial method of birth control, one many sex education classes have condemned as risky.

But Jones’ findings, based on several studies and data from the Guttmacher Institute , a nonprofit organization focused on sexual and reproductive health where she is a senior research associate, were just the opposite.

Her studies found that in perfect use — meaning the man pulls out every time — withdrawal has a 4 percent failure rate, as compared to condoms, which have a 2 percent failure rate.

This reminds me of that episode of The Sopranos, when Christopher walks into the Bing! and tells everyone he’s having a kid, and Silvio says to him “haven’t you heard of pulling out?”.

Kayden Kross – This is what Orson Welles Really meant by Rosebud…

May 16th, 2010 • Babes, Sex
Tags: Kayden Kross, Orson Welles, Porn, Rosebud

Kayden Kross posted this on her Twitter a few hours ago. I was curious by what she meant, so I clicked the link, and I was like “ooooh…hmmm…I don’t know if that’s what Orson Welles meant, but I like your way of thinking…”

Anyway, I can’t post the picture here, but here’s the link to the picture. It’s very NSFW.

MILF of the year Tanya Tate accepts her Shafta award from Television X

May 13th, 2010 • Sex, Video
Tags: MILF of the year, Shafta Award, Tanya Tate, Television X

I swear to God its not Tanya Tate day today, but she posted this and I thought the awards looked rather interesting. The award is actually in the shape of a hand around a cock, hence the the “Shafta” I guess.

Kendra Wilkinson sex tape update – Looks like her marriage is ending

May 13th, 2010 • Celebs, Sex
Tags: Kendra Wilkinson sex tape

Yah, takes a certain type of man to be comfortable with his woman having a sex tape out there. Guys that marry porn stars, etc.

Porn star Julia Bond goes on Jerry Springer to tell her mother she does porn

May 13th, 2010 • Celebs, Sex, Video
Tags: Jerry Springer, Julia Bond, Telling mom she's a porn star

She’s hot.

Kendra Wilkinson sex tape – First shots released

May 13th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sex
Tags: First Shots, Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, Playboy Magazine, Vivid

TMZ just got exclusive access to the first shots of Kendra Wilkinson from her sex tape, and apparently they’re awesome:

The first images from the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape have finally been released — and TMZ has learned … she looks really, really good.

The video, which is set to be released by Vivid Entertainment, was shot in 2005 … after Kendra had turned 18. Vivid.com will post even more screen grabs today.

Who says it’s hard transitioning from television to film?

Jenna Haze shows off her tan lines on twitter

May 12th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sex
Tags: Jenna Haze, Tan Lines, Twitter

Jenna Haze decided to show off her tan lines on Twitter. Is it just me or is Twitter turning into a soft core porn site for celebs? Fine, she’s a porn star, but you get what I mean.

Bild newspaper in Germany shows hot naked chicks on the front page!

May 12th, 2010 • Babes, Sex
Tags: Bild Magazine, Germany, Naked women on front page, Playboy playmates

Funny what you find when you’re reading an article on how Germans all think they’re a bunch of schmucks for bailing out the rest of Europe.

Here’s the link to the Playboy playmates.

Jersey Shore Porno, Jersey Score with “The Stimulation”

May 12th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sex
Tags: Gay Porn, Jersey Score, Jersey Shore, Penelope Cruz, The Stimulation

TMZ is reporting there’s a porno spoof of Jersey Shore coming “out”:

TMZ has learned production just wrapped on the gay porn parody “Jersey Score”– with Dean Coxx playing the lead role of “The Stimulation.”

No word if all the stars are bonerfide Italians .. but one thing’s for sure, there’s plenty of salami to go around.

Definitely not watching this, and if they made a version for us straight guys, where it’s the girls of Jersey Shore all getting it on, it better be some hot Italian babes. I don’t know what they’d do with Snookie. Who am I kidding? I’d do her. She has her moments.

The banner photo has nothing to do with this story other than it being the hottest Italian lady around, Penelope Cruz. Needed to reduce the gayness of this post.

Oh, AskMen.com has an entire slideshow dedicated to beautiful Italian women.

Tanner Mayes has a melt down on her porn set. Why am I posting this?

May 12th, 2010 • Babes, Sex, Video
Tags: melt down, porn set, Tanner Mayes

I must be bored.

Brokeback Mountain 2 – With Jessica Alba and Halle Berry

May 11th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sex
Tags: Brokeback Mountain 2, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba

I think this would be the highest grossing movie of all time. Checkout the cast! Screenplay by Howard Stern!

Lebron James can get free lap dances from Scores New York if he signs with the Knicks

May 11th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sex, Sports
Tags: Cavaliers, Knicks, Lebron James, Scores New York, Strippers

From TMZ.com:

LeBron James just got the sweetest offer in the history of mankind to move from Cleveland to the New York Knicks — a lifetime of free stripper action.

The Cleveland Cavaliers star — who will become a free agent after this season — is getting million-dollar offers from several franchises to make the switch to their team … but if LeBron inks a deal with the Knicks, New York’s premiere strip club Scores says it’ll give the basketball star:

• A free lifetime of lap dances
• A “LeBron James Day” when all the strippers will wear his jersey
• And free food for life at the strip club’s very own steakhouse

Good luck competing with that Utah!

I remember on my first trip to Las Vegas, I went to the Scores strip club there, and man, what a waste of money. My fault for not knowing what the hell was going on, but whatever.

I left the MGM, took a cab Scores, which cost about $15. Cover to get into scores? $55! So I’m already down $70. I go in and sit down, and this girl comes down and sits next to me, starts playing with my hair and telling me how hot I am, blah blah blah. The she says “well baby, if you want to come upstairs with me, its $600 for the hour” and I’m about to fall off my seat. So I tell her great, I’ll just get a drink and I’ll be right back. I go up to the bar and get a coke since I don’t drink. Do you know how much the coke cost? $15! So now I’m down $85 without even seeing a pussy lip yet. After that I was like fuck it, I’m out of here. I cab it back to the strip, another $15, down a $100, and it all happened in less than 30 minutes.

Joslyn James Porn: Tiger Woods’ ’11th Hole’ Porno Nears Debut

May 11th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sex, Sports
Tags: Joslyn James, Porn, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods' '11th Hole' Porno Nears Debut

From The HuffingtonPost.com:

Joslyn James’ strip shows are no longer the raunchiest way to see one of Tiger Woods’ alleged porn star mistress. The adult actress, who says Woods twice impregnated her, is set to star in a new porn film that “will depict never-before-told intimate details of her three-year relationship with the golf champion,” a press release promises.

According to the release, the steamy film is called “The Eleventh Hole” and will feature the extremely graphic text messages that James says Woods sent her. “The movie will take viewers behind the Tiger Woods headlines” and will present the plot “in sensual and graphic terms,” the press release says.

James has previously stripped near the sites of Tiger Woods’ first two tournaments since his return to professional golf.

A Thursday tweet from James suggested that she may be currently working on the film’s production or promotion. Scroll down to see the movie cover photo as well as the full press release.

Talk about “milking” a story. These girls are ridiculous. They all chose to have sex with Tiger Woods. No one put a gun to their head. Besides, Tiger, the alpha male, was just doing what his genes were telling him to do. Seriously.

I still can’t believe he knocked her up twice. As they said on the Sopranos, ever heard of pulling out?

Playboy unveils 3-D mag

May 11th, 2010 • Babes, Sex
Tags: 3D centerfold, Playboy Magazine

From The Nypost.com

Playboy readers who can only imagine what it would look like if a centerfold jumped right off the page are getting new specs to help them see into Hef’s world.

The magazine’s June edition hits newsstands Friday equipped with 3-D glasses. Now the toy that has kids dodging dragons, meatballs and tall blue aliens at the movies will help adults focus on what is, at first glance, a very blurry Playmate of the Year.

“What would people most like to see in 3-D?” asked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. “Probably a naked lady.”

So what happens if you don’t have your 3D glasses? All of a sudden a hot naked woman isn’t even worth looking at anymore. It’s like having an HDTV with no HDTV box for it. Looks like crap.