I was walking down the street and these two hot chicks walked by. One blonde, one red head. The blonde says “man I haven’t showered in 3 days”. The red head laughs and says “oh my god me too!” I just thought that was interesting.

I walked the other way.

The grocery store is now selling sex toys. Guess the cucumber isn’t good enough anymore.

There better be pictures!

I assume it’s because cuddling sucks? :p

Whomever thought of putting these two products next to eachother is….you fill it in.