Sometimes porn star Miko Lee posted this photo on her Twitter account earlier. Those are nice, big, natural tits. Surprising as most Asian chicks are as flat as a desk, but that is fine too, as I would still hit that if they would give me permission too.

Though, she’s Asian, so she really only likes Caucasian guys. I haven’t seen her fuck any Asian guys, then again, I don’t go looking for “hot chick + asian guy” in my porn searches, as that would be weird. I’ve seen her do black dudes. Once you go black in porn, there is no going back.

From what I’ve heard, they tell girls in porn to wait a while before they fuck a black guy…as apparently all us men are waiting for nothing more than to see a hot girl have her ass ripped apart by Mandingo.

So I hear….

Now, knowing women as I do, I know the smallest thing about a man can creep them out, so I asked, “what about him specifically creeps you out?”

At first they both shrugged and couldn’t really say one specific thing, so I pressed them on it and they both mentioned that he tends to stare at them.

Now, granted, as Dave Chappelle pointed out, us men really need to control ourselves when we stare at women. We can’t scream out (as Chappelle said) “Damn look at them titties!”, and I myself hate it when I get on the train or just go somewhere I can feel someone staring at me. Though, I doubt they’re looking at me and going “damn he’s hot..I’d love to do it with him right now…”. Though, there’s a lot of gay guys in my city, and I’ve been told by other gay men that I’d be popular in the gay community. Wish I was popular in the straight female community. Meh.

Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry tells George that he can’t stare at cleavage for a long period – it’s like looking at the sun, you take a quick peak and turn away.

Now I have no luck whatsoever with women. What adds to the bad luck is that my town is filled with Asian chicks, which only like Caucasian and Asian men.

There’s this really cute Asian girl that works as the floor receptionist in my building, and I have a feeling that I creeped her out once when I kept talking to her, so eventually I completely stopped…and now I think I’m coming off as a dick.

It’s really interesting because when you think about it, everything we do as humans is designed for us to mate. Everything. The human brain is really nothing more than a mating advertising machine, as has been written in The Mating Mind.

So, you would think with the milllions of years of evolution, everything that we have gone through as a species, that we as men anyway, would have at least some idea on how to deal with women, but we don’t, as our goals and interests are completely different from women’s.

We are basically clueless, especially in today’s modern world where women have gained so much power in the last 50 years (all good things), that we as men, and even women, have no idea on how to deal with this.

Women want to be treated as equals in every which way, but still want all the chivalry. All I ever hear from women is “chivalry is dead”. As my man Chappelle said, “chivalry is dead, and women killed it”.

Women, no matter what the fucking stats are saying, make just as much as men, and have lower expenses. They don’t need to pay for the dates, the trips, all the courting/mating things that have to go on. The men have to do that. That shit costs money. You can’t take a woman for just a god damn ice cream and movie anymore. No sir. Movie, dinner, perhaps a little gift, etc.

Now, I can’t blame women for wanting these things. It’s in their biology. It’s in the genes. Women are looking for a man that can bring home the bacon, that can provide for them and their offspring, etc. This stuff goes back millions of years.

But at the same time, women cannot blame us men for wanting hot, young, fertile females. That’s in our genes. They can’t blame us for “thinking with our penises”. That’s how we’re made.

Note to all women: If us men weren’t horn dogs chasing every piece of ass we could, you probably wouldn’t be around. Your father had to be chasing your mom, courting her, flirting, buying her stuff so he could eventually mate with her and get his AND her genes into the next generation.

So, yes, the guy may have come off as creepy, but then again, I think most guys at some point do, because we have no idea what the fuck we’re supposed to do.

You know, I’m 29, take care of myself, in excellent shape, and I consider myself good looking and awesome (fuck you, I am).

Yet, here I am, still having to troll craigslist and have nothing to see other than fat chicks.

You may be asking yourself, “Well, if you’re so awesome why can’t you get a hot girl?”. Well, I’ll tell you, smart ass. It’s because I live in a town that’s filled with nothing but Asian bitches that only like Asian guys or white guys. So, a non-white boy like myself has limited options when he lives in the Asian KKK town.

As I was saying, I’m stuck browsing Craigslist and other online dating sites, and all I see are fat girls that like to call themselves BBW’s. If you’re not familiar with that term, it stands for Big Beautiful Woman. It’s just fucking ridiculous. Whatever happened to just saying fat?

Have you ever seen one of these girls naked? Rolls all over the place. It’s like that episode of family guy where Peter has that chick who’s name I forget that was dating Jack Nicholson sleep in his fat rolls. I COULD LITERALLY SLEEP IN THEIR FAT ROLLS.

Meh. Whatever. I ain’t hitting that.

I would like to hit this though….in a sexual way. This being Rosie Jones in Page 3. Oh yes. Look at those sweet tits and great flat stomach. No rolls there!

via HuffingtonPost

Now for some frigid news from Japan that has nothing to do with winter temperatures: a new government-commissioned study finds that young Japanese men are losing their interest in sex, yet another warning sign in a nation notorious for its low birth rate.

According to the AFP, a whopping 36.1 percent of teenage boys between the ages of 16-19 said they had little to no interest in sex, and in some cases even despised it, more than twice the 2008 figure of 17.5 percent. Futhermore, the survey, conducted in September 2010, reportedly found that 83.7 percent of Japanese men who turned 20 this year were not dating anyone, while 49.3 percent said they had never had a girlfriend. Girls, it seems, are suffering from a similar lack of heat: 59 percent in the same age group felt the same way, up 12 percentage points from 2008.

Kunio Kitamura, head of the clinic of the Japan Family Planning Association which took part in the survey, said the data confirms a wider social belief that younger Japanese men are becoming “herbivorous,” a label attached to passive men who do not actively seek women and sex. Many younger people were opting to delay starting a family due to the perceived burden on their finances, lifestyles and careers. “The findings seem to reflect the increasing shallowness of human relations in today’s busy society.” Kitamura is quoted by CNN as saying.

I don’t find this to be too surprising. You ever hangout with an Asian chick? As frigid as my nuts in the arctic. And Japanese guys…well, have half of them are done up more than the girls are.

I think I’ve mentioned this a few times in my previous posts.

Though, I am a little jealous of these Japanese boys, as sometimes I wish I’d lose my sex drive. You’d think my sex drive would figure it out by now that all the girls in my town are racist (because they’re all Asian) so there’s no point in wanting me to mate.

Oh, and I have no idea who that girl in the banner photo is. Another hot Japanese girl that I have no chance with.

So….there’s some horny kids at this high school (via MSNBC)

About 90 teenage girls at one public high school in Memphis, Tenn., are either pregnant or have had a baby this school year, according to media reports.

Frayser High School has 978 students – 508 of which are girls. That means nearly 18 percent of teen girls at Frayser are either currently pregnant or recently had babies.

As a Title One school, Frayser receives federal dollars based on the number of students from low-income families who qualify for free or reduced lunch, according to WMC-TV.

Pregnancy is not a new problem for the school, one Frayser graduate says. “When we would come back from summer break, there would be a thousand people pregnant. We were like, what’s going on?” Alicia Williamson told KTUU. Williamson graduated from Frayser in 2004. She added, “There were a whole lot of bellies. You had to watch out so you didn’t bump into them. Being 2011, I thought a lot of them would have thought this is not the right way to go, having babies during school time.”

The high school I went to had a daycare, so all the other highschools’ in the city would send us all their knocked up girls, giving the impression my highschool was filled with girls that liked to fuck. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case, except for this one girl that banged five guys on graduation night, and this other girl that was a hooker for a bit. But that was it. The rest were Asian chicks that wouldn’t even hold your hand.

But seriously, if you’re a guy, thats got to be a cool place to go to school. The girls seem to put out pretty easily.

Lots of sperm wars going on there.

Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden has promised blowjobs for all of her Twitter followers if the Netherlands wins the World Cup.

This reminds me of a couple girls that were down south in the USA promising free sex to all returning marines from Iraq.

So, playing soccer and going to war will get me free sex and blow jobs.

Damn, no love for web designers? Maybe we can barter services.

This was posted on Buzzfeed earlier, and um, all I just can’t beleive a picture like this took this long to get on to the internet.

Seriously? I thought she bathed in semen?

Salon Magazine did an interview with Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jethá, the authors of the new book “Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality,”, about the sorry state of marriage in the western world, and how monogamy goes completely against evolution.

From Salon:

But Ryan and Jethá also have a theory for what’s causing this misery: From a biological perspective, men and women simply aren’t meant to be in lifelong monogamous unions. In “Sex at Dawn,” which uses evidence gathered from human physiology, archaeology, primate biology and anthropological studies of pre-agricultural tribes from around the world, they argue that monogamy and the nuclear family are more recent inventions than most of us would expect — and far less natural than we’ve come to believe.

You can read more at the Salon web site by clicking here.

This stuff has been written about in hundreds if not thousands of books. For men especially, monogamy is almost impossible, especially after the kids are grown up. The male brain sends a signal saying “hey, look, this woman has given us two kids, they’re both grown up now, they don’t need us anymore, we can leave and start a new family with a much younger and hotter woman”.

Men are visual creatures. We see a hot babe, the blood flow to the brain stops and it all goes straight to the penis, wanting us to “pro-create”.

Kinda like when I see the Brooklyn Decker, all I want to do is have unprotected sex with her. She’s so hot that I wouldn’t care how many baby’s I’d have with her. Hot babes are much better to have baby’s with. Who wants to have make a baby with an ugly chick? You’ll be thinking to yourself “Fuck, if that’s what she looks like now, imagine what she’s going to look like in 18 years”. That’s when you jump off a bridge.

So, where do I leave my deposit? From Mashable.com:

Every child is beautiful (well, not really, but that’s the cliche, right?), and now — thanks to BeautifulPeople.com — you can up the chances of having offspring worthy of a baby modeling career. That’s right, the controversial dating site now has a forum/sperm bank where one may search for genetic material from beautiful people and beautiful people alone.

Back in the winter months, BeautifulPeople.com — a dating website that only allows attractive people to join based on the democratic vote of its members — gained its share of media attention after expelling 5,000 people after they packed on the holiday pounds. Back then, Founder Robert Hintze said, “Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.”

Now, the site is taking further steps in the fight against unattractiveness (at least unattractiveness as gauged by people who dig conventionality) by launching a fertility introduction service that allows both members and non-members to score the stuff that dream babies are made of. According to Managing Director Greg Hodge, “There are no financial benefits for us in doing so — we are simply responding to a demand for attractive donors. Every parent would like their child to be blessed with many fine attributes, attractiveness being one of the most sought after. For a site with members who resemble Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Angelina Jolie you can imagine the demand.”

Hintze added that initially the service was to be limited to hotties and hotties alone, “But everyone — including ugly people — would like to bring good looking children in to the world, and we can’t be selfish with our attractive gene pool.” How very generous of him.

This is just stupid. These are most idiotic group of fucking morons I have ever read about. Besides, I rather do it the old fashion way, by having unprotected sex with some hot girl I meet at a club. DUH!

And for the record, this is totally eugenics.

Obviously the dick head that runs this site has never read a book on psychology or evolution. Men, obviously like hot women, that’s in our genes, that’s how we work, so ladies, stop complaining to us about it. Whereas women, yes, they do like an attractive man, but the physical aspect of it is no where as close to what it is for men.

Women prefer a man who can provide security (next time you meet a gold digger, don’t blame her, its in her genes), and has a great personality. That’s it. A man get far further with his personality than a woman can.

Take my word for it, the people that end up meeting eachother on these sites are usually the ones that ask of if Tuna is a form of Chicken.

I always knew I was special, Scientific American Reports:

This conjuring ability to create fantasy scenes in our heads that literally bring us to orgasm when conveniently paired with our dextrous appendages is an evolutionary magic trick that I suspect is uniquely human. It requires a cognitive capacity called mental representation (an internal “re-presentation” of a previously experienced image or some other sensory input) that many evolutionary theorists believe is a relatively recent hominid innovation.

When it comes to sex, we put this capacity to very good—or at least, very frequent—use. In a now-classic, pre-Internet-porn (I’ll get to that later on) study by British evolutionary biologists Robin Baker and Mark Bellis, male university students were found to masturbate to ejaculation about every 72 hours, and “on the majority of occasions, their last masturbation is within 48 hours of their next in-pair copulation.” If they’re not having intercourse every day, that is to say, men tend to pleasure themselves to completion no more than two days prior to having actual sex.

Question is, are you master of your domain?

Click here to read the rest of the article from Scientific American. You know you want to.