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Roberto Luongo Is The Red Light District
June 9th, 2011 • Sports
Tags: Boston, Boston Bruins, Canucks, Luongo, Roberto Luongo, Stanley Cup, Stanley Cup Finals
They should name Luongos net the red light district, because all you see when he’s in goal is the red light flashing.
The last two games against Boston he’s let in 12 goals. Sucks, ass.
Dear CBC, That’s Better
June 4th, 2011 • Babes, Sports
Tags: CBC, Stanley Cup Finals
Okay CBC, you have redeemed yourself.
NBC Stanley Cup Commercials Are Better
June 4th, 2011 • Babes, Sports
Tags: CBC, NBC, Stanley Cup Finals
NBC’s Stanley Cup Finals coverage sucks ass compared to the CBC, but they sure do have better commercials. *hot chicks*
Ben Eager Gets Flashed At The Canucks Game
May 19th, 2011 • NSFW, Sports
Tags: Ben Eager, Breasts, Canucks, Flash
So last night, my beloved Vancouver Canucks destroyed the San Jose Sharks in game 2 of the Western Conference finals. Ben Eager, who was being a pain in the ass all night against the Canucks (took a lot of penalty’s though, which worked out in the Canucks favour), was in the penalty box for one of his four penalty’s that he took, when he got flashed by some chick.
Below is the YouTube Video. I posted a screen capture as the banner shot in case it’s removed.
I never thought i’d say this about a girl flashing her tits at a Canucks game, but meh. I rather see the The Green Men there. This must be a sign that the world is ending.
Larissa Riquelme. Topless. I Like
July 30th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sports
Tags: H Magazine, Larissa Riquelme, Topless
Paraguayan model, and World Cup celebrity Larissa Riquelme is featured topless in H magazine. As much as I love posting pictures of her and her glorious tits, I really hate having to constantly remember how to spell Paraguayan. Fuck.
I’m just going to type “WORLD CUP GIRL BIG TITS” from now on.
The ESPY Awards Have Sexy Women
July 15th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sports
Tags: 2010 ESPY Awards, ESPY
The 2010 ESPY Awards were on last night, and I may sound like a dick by saying this, but could thing Tiger Woods wasn’t here, because he would impregnated every female that was presenting.
I’m just say’n. More pictures by clicking below.
Larissa Riquelme Nude
July 11th, 2010 • Babes, Sports
Tags: Larissa Riquelme, Nude, World Cup
Remember Larissa Riquelme, the hot Paraguayan model that promised to run around naked if Paraguay won the World Cup? Well, they lost, but she still got naked!
She looks kind of hairy, but whatever, you’ve never been that picky, have you?
Anara Atanes Is The Hot Babe Of The Day
July 8th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sports
Tags: Anara Atanes, WAG
Anara Atanes is a hot model that’s dated a couple soccer players, so she qualify’s as a hot WAG.
Damn she is fine. Enjoy.
Toronto Raptors Mascot Eats Cheerleader
July 6th, 2010 • Babes, Sports, Video
Tags: Cheerleader, mascot, Mascot Eats Cheerleader, Toronto Raptors
I doubt it’s the first time she’s been eaten.
Arianny Celeste 4th Of July Photo Shoot
July 5th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sports
Tags: 4th Of July, Arianny Celeste, UFC
Arianny Celeste did a 4th Of July Photo Shoot, and I wasn’t able to get the high quality pictures, but who cares, she is damn fine.
God Bless The USA.
Hot Babe Of The Day Ines Sainz
June 29th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sports
Tags: Ines Sainz, Ines Sainz Esquire Magazine, Sports Reporter
I don’t know much about Ines Sainz, other than she has the nicest and roundest ass in the world and is by default the world’s hottest sports reporter. Damn.
North Korea Wins The World Cup
June 26th, 2010 • Sports, Video
Tags: Kim Jong-il, North Korea, North Korea Beats Brazil, North Korea World Cup, North Korean Wins The World Cup, World Cup 2010
According state run North Korean media, Kim Jong-il’s (Lil Kim) soccer team defeated the Brazilians 1-0 and the dear leaders glorious nation won the World Cup.
But, in reality, North Korea lost 2-1.
I haven’t heard yet, but I assume the entire North Korean soccer team decided to set themselves on fire to avoid going back to North Korea, yes?
European Racism in Soccer
June 21st, 2010 • Sports, Video
Tags: European Racism, European Racism in Soccer, Soccer
Not to generalize, but Europeans are the biggest racists out there. You can just look at France and see how they make their immigrants (who don’t exactly try to fit in unfortunately) live in ghetto’s.
Anyway, Moz Jobrani said it best:
Tiger, Are You My Daddy?
June 20th, 2010 • Celebs, Sports
Tags: Happy Fathers Day Tiger LOL, Pebble Beach, Tiger Are You My Daddy, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods Son, Tiger Woods Unprotected Sex, Unprotected Sex
Considering Tiger Woods probably had unprotected sex with over a hundred women and never heard of pulling out, there’s gotta be a few baby cubs out there.
Happy Fathers Day Tiger!
Banner image courtesy of WaggleRoom.com
Basketball Is A Rather Wimpy Sport, Good Sir
June 17th, 2010 • Sports
Tags: Basketball, Hockey, Wimpy
What the fuck is this? A cheer-leading routine?
Who the hell watches basketball? You only need to watch the final minute to see what was going on. And you slap a guy on the wrist and that’s a foul? In hockey you get crushed into the boards from behind like you’re in prison and you’re expected to get right back up.
Obama Smirks At Beckham and is Watching Who’s Nailin Paylin
June 14th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sports
Tags: Barak Obama, Naylin Paylin, President Obama, Sarah Palin
Sorry President Obama, me thinks Tom Cruise already has dibbs on David Beckham.
(via Matt Jordan)
Obama was overheard whispering “Damn, MILF”
(via TheDailyWhat)
Arianny Celeste
June 10th, 2010 • Babes, Sports
Tags: Arianny Celeste, Chuck Liddell, UFC, UFC 115, Vancouver
UFC 115 is on Saturday, and Arriany Celeste will be blessing my home town of Vancouver with her hot looks. In her honour, here’s a few pictures.
I’d try to talk to her, but chicks tend to run away from me like they their hair is on fire when I approach them. Women, eh?
Kobe Bryant ignores Chris Rock
June 4th, 2010 • Celebs, Sports, Video
Tags: Chris Rock, David Spade, Kobe Bryant
Chris Rock: So, white chicks eh? How about that shit!
Chris Rock: I’m just say’n, it’s hot.
Chris Rock: They have nice tits I like to cup in my hands.
David Spade watching GSP with Mike Tyson sitting infront of him
May 29th, 2010 • Celebs, Sports
Tags: David Spade, GSP, Mike Tyson
David Spade tweeted this photo. He’s watching GSP with Mike Tyson sitting in front of him.
Conner Cordova wants Arianny Celeste to go to the prom with him
May 24th, 2010 • Babes, Sports
Tags: Arianny Celeste, Conner Cordova, Maxim Magazine, UFC
I have no idea if Arianny ended up going to the prom with him or not as its now past April. But if she did, and making a video and posting it on YouTube is all it takes to get a girl to go somewhere with you, then the 50 year old lady at the local grocery store better know how to use the internet, because baby, I’m making you a video.
Anyone have a camera I can borrow? HD preferable.
Here’s Arianny Celeste from the Frebruary 2010 issue of UFC magazine.
Click here for her recent Maxim Magazine shoot.
Houston Texans Cheerleader Tryouts 2010
May 23rd, 2010 • Babes, Sports, Video
Tags: Cheerleaders, Houston Texans Cheerleader Tryouts 2010
Wow, could you imagine having that job? Just sitting there, not having to pay, but getting paid for watching girls dancing. What dreams may come.
A-Rod performs better with strippers
May 23rd, 2010 • Sports
Tags: A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees, NY Yankees
From The NYPost.com:
Hey, A-Rod! Dump Diaz and get your stripper pal back in the rotation!
Yankee fans thirsting for first place should urge Alex Rodriguez to reunite with Joslyn Morse, the blond bombshell who busted open his marriage during the 2007 season. A Post analysis of six years of the slugger’s statistics — and how they followed the curve of his relationships — shows his brief stint with Morse brought out his best game.
That’s interesting. I guess dating a hot stripper would give you more confidence in yourself. At the sametime, I’m thinking it might be distracting. You’ve got someone throwing round things at you, and you’re imagining them as big juicy stripper tits.
Workout Myths you shouldn’t believe
May 22nd, 2010 • Sports
Tags: gym, Working out
I was reading this awesome article on workout myths that you shouldn’t beleive on mademen.com, and they had this video posted of a painful gym accident.
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Leryn Franco. Paraguay’s hot javelin babe
May 19th, 2010 • Babes, Sports
Tags: Leryn Franco
So after including Alison Stokee in my post earlier (Who I think I’ll have to do an entire post for), I decided to look up other hot athletes that people probably don’t know about.
Enter Leryn Franco. Paraguay’s hot javelin babe. That’s all I really know about her. What do you want from me? Sheesh.
Girl gets run over at Olympic track race
May 19th, 2010 • Babes, Sports
Tags: Alison Stokee, Girl Run Over, Olympics, Runners
Ouch! This had to hurt!
And the worlds hottest athlete, Alison Stoke:
Roger Federer’s swing miss at the Madrid Master’s 2010 Final
May 17th, 2010 • Sports, Video
Tags: Madrid Masters 2010, Roger Federer
Meh. I still bunt when playing baseball.
NHLer Georges Laraque is doing something TekSavvy
May 13th, 2010 • Sports
Tags: Georges Laraque, NHL, TekSavvy
I have no audio on my work computer (damn you non-working drivers!), so I can’t hear what he’s saying, but its Georges Laraque, so it should be half interesting, or not, or maybe its in french and I can’t understand it anymore.
Terrel Owens wants to start dating Halle Berry
May 13th, 2010 • Celebs, Sports, Video
Tags: Helle Berry, Terrel Owens
From TMZ (They’re everywhere!):
Leave Roberto Luongo alone!
May 12th, 2010 • Random, Sports, Video
Tags: Britney Spears, Chris Croker, Leave Roberto Luongo alone, Roberto Luongo
This video is obviously old, but I’m just waiting for someone to post a video like this for Roberto Luongo, the most overrated player in the history of the NHL.
The greatest craigslist ad ever: Roberto Luongo for sale
May 12th, 2010 • Sports
Tags: Craigslist ad, Roberto Luongo
From the NationalPost.com:
Even before the Vancouver Canucks’ NHL playoff run officially ended with a loss Tuesday night, a dejected fan had placed goalie Roberto Luongo up for sale on Craigslist.“Sulking, belligerent and grossly over-rated goaltender who can’t stop a beach ball, seeks new gig,” reads a notice posted on the classifieds website at 8:47 p.m. local time.That was just as Game 6 in the Canucks’ second-round series with Chicago wound down, ending in a 5-1 loss.The “job wanted” ad was posted with the headline “Goalie will play for pasta, hair gel and US$7.5-million,” and left no doubt about who this fan blamed for the Canucks’ performance Tuesday.“I promise to be the same self-absorbed bad team guy I have always been. Pay me my $7.5 M annual salary no matter how bad I play,” it read.“You can still reach me on my hotline: Louie 1-555-SUCK.”
