Archive for WTF
People In Vancouver Aren’t Friendly. No Shit.
December 8th, 2011 • WTF
Tags: Not Friendly, Vancouver, Vancouver Women
From the GlobeAndMail.com
They were not only talking about isolation between communities but also the remoteness that seemed to exist between neighbours within neighbourhoods. The concern was raised that this burgeoning dilemma was leading to a number of unhappy byproducts, including a creeping civic malaise and a growing indifference to one another.
I’ve been saying this shit for years now. People in this town are not fucking friendly. Everyone has an overrated opinion of themselves, the women especially.
But fuck that for now, another problem is that the Canadian born children of those that aren’t white (For the record, I’m not white), don’t even bother to integrate with those of other backgrounds. Asians stay with Asians, East Indians stay with East Indians, Persians hangout with Persians. It’s fucking insane.
You come to Canada, you’re a Canadian. Not whatever the fuck your parents are or whatever your fucking colour your skin is.
Saudi Cleric Outraged Men Want To See Women In Bathing Suits
June 9th, 2011 • WTF
Tags: Bathing Suits, Cleric, Saudia Arabia, Women
From the NyTimes:
But the first line of defense in this case was the public aid package. King Abdullah paid an extra two months’ salary to government employees and spent $70 billion alone for 500,000 units of low-income housing. As a reward to the religious establishment, he allocated about $200 million to their organizations, including the religious police. Clerics opposed to democratic changes crowed that they had won a great victory over liberal intellectuals.
“They don’t care about the security of the country, all they care about is the mingling of genders — they want girls to drive cars, they want to go the beaches to see girls in bathing suits!” roared Mohamed al-Areefy, a popular young cleric, in a recent Friday sermon.
Seriously?! You can’t see a girl in a bathing suit? Uh… what man wouldn’t want to see girls in bathing suits? What kind of twisted pervert would deny us that? I wonder what turns Mr.Al-Areefy on?
Man, I would so be dead if I lived in Saudi Arabia. If you can’t see a girl in a bathing suit, then just kill me. Life ain’t worth living.
Most devout Muslims live in the 13 century as is mandated by their religious fanatics. Makes the Pope look like Hugh Heffner.
Dear Maple Leafs, Flames, and Oilers Fans
April 24th, 2011 • WTF
Tags: Canucks, Chicago, Hockey
Dear Maple Leafs, Flames, and Oiler fans that are trolling and making fun of the Canucks – yes, they choked – but at least us Canucks fans don’t have to turn to ESPN Classic Canada to see the last time our team made the playoffs. I think VHS was still popular when the Leafs were last in.
Yes, I Haven’t Posted In A While
March 25th, 2011 • WTF
Tags: Women
Miss me? All three of my fans? Yes, I haven’t posted in ages…lazy fuck that I am.
It’s not so much me being lazy, it has more to do with me hating writing. That’s not entirely true, I actually love to write, but it’s just that I wish I had a talk show instead where I could just talk about all the things I write.
I’ll be starting my own video/podcast pretty soon on Ustream, so I’ll start posting those soon.
What’s new? Absolutely nothing. I still have no luck with women. I pissed off the concierge (female) and a tall British girl in my building by accident? How you ask? Well, I was chatting with the concierge, and this British girl comes and offers to buy her some milk, so me, being the natural idiot that I am, decided it would be funny to say “What are you doing now? Getting people to buy you stuff?”
I SAID IT AS A FUCKING JOKE!
Well, they both took it personally. The British girl gave me the dirtiest look ever, like I just sodomized her kitten.
Meh.
I just shouldn’t be allowed to talk to anyone.
Stupid evolution and its need to make me want to talk to women and mate.
You Really Shouldn’t Use Cancer As A Fake Excuse
January 19th, 2011 • WTF
Tags: girls
via http://veryspecialporn.tumblr.com/page/2#2385737638
I was vegging out from the gym earlier, laying on my couch, watching TV, when a commercial for cancer research came on.
Now, I don’t know how, but somehow this resurrected what had been a repressed memory for many years.
What was this memory you ask? Oh, I’ll tell you.
Many years ago when I was still a moron thinking I could meet women, I was browsing the net and started chatting with this girl in a chat room. Things were going well, we exchanged pictures and we agreed to meet for a coffee.
I told her I’d pick her up (I had a car years ago) at the train station and we could go sit at a coffee shop somewhere. I drive down to the train station and pick her up.
Now, fuck, she really wasn’t as good as she was in her pictures, but whatever. I start driving to the coffee shop, and out of nowhere she says to me that she forgot she has to go to her chemotherapy treatment in an hour.
I was totally blown away. Cancer?! I offered to drop her off at her doctors but she said she’d just take the train.
I drop her off at the train station, and about 3 minutes later she sends me a text saying “I made the cancer thing up, I’m just not into you”.
Now, I didn’t go home crying like a little bitch about it, as I was more just astonished that someone would make up an excuse like that to not have to hangout with me.
I think I liked it more when this memory was repressed.
Ever Heard Of Pulling Out?
January 14th, 2011 • Sex, WTF
Tags: Highschool, Pregnant, Prenancies
So….there’s some horny kids at this high school (via MSNBC)
About 90 teenage girls at one public high school in Memphis, Tenn., are either pregnant or have had a baby this school year, according to media reports.
Frayser High School has 978 students – 508 of which are girls. That means nearly 18 percent of teen girls at Frayser are either currently pregnant or recently had babies.
As a Title One school, Frayser receives federal dollars based on the number of students from low-income families who qualify for free or reduced lunch, according to WMC-TV.
Pregnancy is not a new problem for the school, one Frayser graduate says. “When we would come back from summer break, there would be a thousand people pregnant. We were like, what’s going on?” Alicia Williamson told KTUU. Williamson graduated from Frayser in 2004. She added, “There were a whole lot of bellies. You had to watch out so you didn’t bump into them. Being 2011, I thought a lot of them would have thought this is not the right way to go, having babies during school time.”
The high school I went to had a daycare, so all the other highschools’ in the city would send us all their knocked up girls, giving the impression my highschool was filled with girls that liked to fuck. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case, except for this one girl that banged five guys on graduation night, and this other girl that was a hooker for a bit. But that was it. The rest were Asian chicks that wouldn’t even hold your hand.
But seriously, if you’re a guy, thats got to be a cool place to go to school. The girls seem to put out pretty easily.
Lots of sperm wars going on there.
Girl Throws Puppies Into River
August 31st, 2010 • Video, WTF
Tags: Puppies
I know I usually post pictures and video’s of hot babes on here, but every now and then I find something that makes me go W-T-F!
You know, I’m pretty open minded when it comes to banging chicks. As long as she’s not Hitler or something, it’s like, okay, I’d do you. But fuck this, the only thing I’d do for this chick is provide the lube for her prison say when the rest of the inmates dildo rape her ass for killing these poor puppies.
Sex Education Must Be Really Horrible These Days
August 16th, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Carrot, Masturbating
The weirdest question on Yahoo! Answers….EVER!
Moobs On the Soccer Field
August 3rd, 2010 • Video, WTF
Tags: Moobs, Santos Football Club, Sao Paolo Football Club
Some dude with a serious case of….I don’t even want to call these man boobs, because it looks like he just got himself the worst breast implants ever.
Oh man, this was a horrible way to start my morning.
Yay! Wristcutting In Japan!
July 14th, 2010 • Video, WTF
Tags: Japan, Wristcutting, Wristcutting In Japan
Honestly, they really have the weirdest shit in Japan. But a lot of their girls are hot, and horny. So if they’re into cutting themselves, different strokes for different folks, yo.
The Pokemon Pedofile
July 12th, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Pokemon, The Pokemon Pedofile
Dude likes to fuck, doesn’t he?
Denver International Airport Apocalyptic Artwork
July 1st, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Apocalyptic Artwork, Denver Airport, Denver International Airport, Denver International Airport Apocalyptic Artwork
I was surfing the net and came across this “art” that can be seen at the Denver International airport. What the fuck is this? Is this the first thing visitors to the US of A see when they get off their plane and head towards US Customs?
They’re all already probably nervous enough having to go through US Customs, and then they see this.
Doesn’t North Korea have shit like this?
They should just put pictures of hot topless girls.
It’s weird, when you think about it, everyone is all uptight about seeing a naked woman or whatever, but oooooh, violence and guns me likey! Whatever.
A Truck With Balls
June 21st, 2010 • WTF
Tags: A Truck With Balls, Balls, Truck
Found this outside my office….
Ke$ha Gives Dog Shit As Christmas Presents
June 15th, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Christmas Presents, Dog Shit, Ke$ha
Ke$ha, who sounds like a cat being gang raped by raccoons revealed that she likes to give people special Christmas presents, The New York Daily News reports:
“Sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and fill bags full of massive dog s—,” she told contactmusic.com. “Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.”
Maybe someone could tie her up on a leash and walk her. I’m pretty sure she won’t mind.
Ashley Greene Took A Picture of Barney
June 13th, 2010 • Video, WTF
Tags: Ashley Greene, Barney, Bunny Sex, Craigslist, Furries, Johnny Drama
Ashley Greene took this picture of Barney walking around Hollywood a couple weeks ago and posted it on her Twitter.
Reminds me of that episode of Entourage of where Johnny Drama bangs a girl from Craigslist in a bunny suit. Furries have feelings too.
Drunk Driver Goes Airborne
June 4th, 2010 • Video, WTF
Tags: Car goes airborne, Coco, Dallas, DFW, Yasmine Villasana
First reaction is: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The driver of the car, Yasmine Villasana, claims in the police report that she had only consumed “one cranberry and vodka” the night before and that her car had been rear-ended.
Right. The thing that could rear-end a car and send it flying with that force would be Coco’s ass.
A child’s first memory scars him for life
June 3rd, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Child, First Memory
Now you know how I feel when I have to take a shower at the gym.
Air Force Pounds MILFs
June 1st, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Airforce, American Pie, MILF, MILFs
I bet those MILFs got it good. From PhilStar.com:
Air Force attack planes pounded yesterday the position of Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) rebels in Guindulungan, Maguindanao, as fighting between government troops and guerrillas entered its fourth day, a military spokesman reported.
Obviously the guys at Moro Islamic Liberation Front haven’t left their caves in over 12 years as they haven’t seen American Pie, or MILF Hunter.
Was the editor at Philstar.com too busy looking at the IKEA catalog? Maybe he fell asleep from all the rice.
Woman Says 3D Porno Made Her Pregnant
June 1st, 2010 • Video, WTF
Tags: 3D Porn, Cheating Wife, Pregnant
Fast Forward to 4:06
Husband claims “anything is possible”. From TechEye:
An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.
US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.
It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.
What’s even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she’s watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.
Is this guy fucking retarded? I feel like going over to house and punching him in the head.
No guy could ever get away with saying “Hey baby, your sister and I were watching a porno and now she’s pregnant. I swear we didn’t do anything else!”
What’s next? This guy is going to become a schizo like Jim Carrey in “Me, Myself, and Irene”?
Credit to the whore for coming up with this amazing story. She most know her husband is an idiot.
Terrified Cops Run Away From Tranvestite Mob
May 31st, 2010 • Video, WTF
Tags: Police, Transexuals, Transvestites
Police in Lima, Peru, had to retreat back to their caves in Machu Picchu after they got into an altercation with a group of chicks with dicks when they tried arresting another chick with a dick.
I remember this friend of mine met this girl ages ago on Hotornot.com, and he hung out with a few times, and even got a kiss from her. One day, he’s sitting on the can and going through the back of a local magazine where they have all the hooker ads, and he notices her picture, with the title “Hot Asian Transexual”. Her name. Her number. Her picture.
He called her up and asked her when she was going to tell him. She acted all aloof. He finally told her that he know’s she’s a chick with a dick, and she admitted it and said “oh hehehe sorry I thought you wouldn’t like me anymore”.
Anyway, as they say, whatever tickles your pickle. I’m not into trannies myself, but I’ve seen pictures and walked by a few where you just go “holy fuck that use to be a dude?”
It’s always made be afraid of dating a girl from Thailand. You never know if they may be a Thai Lady Boy.
Hardware Store Porn
May 30th, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Lock, Masturbating, Paper Clip, Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert posted this on his Twitter earlier with the title “If you work at Ace Hardware, this is NSFW.”
So it’s basically a “black guy” with a silver penis. How does he walk around with that thing?
People who say another person’s name like you know who the fuck they are
May 29th, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Names, People
Lately, I’ve noticed a trend where people keep saying another person’s name to me, like I know who the fuck that person is.
I’ll meet a friend and they’ll say “Yah I’m meeting Michelle later.” Who the fuck is Michelle? Do I need to Facebook this person and find out?
Here’s an awesome example by an obvious narcissist.
Who the fuck is Nic Jones?? Yes, fine, she does go on to eventually say who he is, but she just throws his name out there like we’re all supposed to know.
Mom’s American Idol Finale Reaction
May 27th, 2010 • Video, WTF
Tags: American Idol, Mom's American Idol Finale Reaction, Reaction, WTF
Talk about over reacting. Though, in fairness, I get like this when they mix up my mail order bride and send me a chick with a dick. That just ain’t cool.
Note: This was recorded by the mother’s own child.
Adrien Brody Traumatized By Goat Rape
May 27th, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Adrien Brody, Goat Rape
From StarPulse.com:
The movie star reveals his ex-girlfriend talked him into buying goats as pets when he bought a New York state farm, but he was conned into buying two males when he asked for females.
And Brody quickly realized that one of the goats was gay – and the other was terrified.
He explains, “The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic. There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn’t know what to do. I had homosexual goats.”
I swear to God, I hear cats being raped outside my place every night. Either one really big cat is doing the raping, or its a big racoon that doesn’t care what it’s sticking its dick into and its going at full thrust. Poor Kitty’s.
I once got chased by a cat in heat outside my house. Not the kind of pussy I wanted chasing me.
Urine Facials. It’s good for you.
May 27th, 2010 • Video, WTF
Tags: Doctors, Pee, Urine, Urine Facials
This looks like it should be in a German porno movie or something. I heard the guys that put the urine on their face went and set themselves on fire after.
Teacher of the Year resigns after having sexual relationship with student
May 27th, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Keenon Aampay Hall, Sexual Relationship with student, Teacher of the year
From NYPost.com:
The Teacher of the Year at a Georgia high school was forced to resign after admitting she had she had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old student that lasted six months, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Thursday.
The Shiloh High School senior said English teacher Keenon Aampay Hall, 29, seduced him and the two began a sexual relationship, with Hall ultimately demanding the student impregnate her.
When the student refused, he received a failing grade in her class which led him to alert Gwinnett County school officials.
Wow, I could barely get my female teachers to pay attention to me in class let alone ask me to impregnate them. Who is this guy, Casanova?
Where’s Chris Hansen from Catch a Predator when you need him? At least the kid had the smarts to say no when she asked him to knock her up.
Now, if you want to see a hot “teacher”, click here to see Alice Goodwin in this months Zoo magazine.
I wouldn’t mind getting laid. Just say’n.
Teen Driver Crashes While Trying To Hold Breath
May 26th, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Darwin Awards, Teen Driver Crashes While Trying To Hold Breath, Teens, WTF
From MyFoxNy:
Police say four teenagers trying to hold their breath for the time it takes to drive through an upstate New York hamlet were hurt when the driver fainted.
Authorities say three 19-year-old men and a 16-year-old boy were traveling together late Monday night when they decided to try to hold their breath while riding through Garbutt, a rural Rochester-area hamlet that’s just three-tenths of a mile long.
Monroe County sheriff’s deputies say 19-year-old Bryan Parslow of Caledonia fainted while driving and his car hit a boulder.
I think we should give these morons the Annual Darwin award right now.
Maybe their parents were holding their breaths during sex and the sperm was starved of some cells it needed to not make you so stupid.
Meet Ardi Rizal, The Smoking Toddler
May 26th, 2010 • Video, WTF
Tags: Ardi Rizal, Smoking Toddler
From The Sun:
The Sun told on Saturday how the two-year-old got hooked after dad Mohammed gave him a fag at 18 months.
More:
Mum Diana, 26, wept: “He’s totally addicted. If he doesn’t get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick.”
Ardi will smoke only one brand and his habit costs his parents £3.78 a day in Musi Banyuasin, Indonesia.
Officials have offered to buy the family a car if he quits.
From The Daily Mail:
‘I’m not worried about his health, he looks healthy,’ shrugged the boy’s father Mohammad Rizal.
‘He cries and throws tantrums when we don’t let him smoke. He’s addicted.’
I’m never one to tell parents how to raise their child, as I think that’s a stupid thing to do, but if I did, I would tell them to go and leave this kid with a pack of monkey’s in Africa, as they’d do a far better job of raising this kid than they are.
Chick With A Very Low Pain Threshold Gets Her First Tattoo
May 24th, 2010 • Video, WTF
Tags: Low Pain Threshold, Tattoo
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Seriosusly, WTF? She sounds like she’s being impaled by a horse while giving birth at the same time. STFU.
Warning: Teen Werewolves Spotted In San Antonio
May 24th, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Teen Werewolves
Yah so I tried watching the entire story, but it turns out I don’t really give a fuck. They’re just some dumb ass teenagers that like to dress up as werewolves.
Mind you, I’m never one to stop a person from being creative. It’s summer now I’m looking forward to seeing how creative the ladies get with showing off their tits this time of year.
I do have a thing for hot goth chicks though. That’s kind of “werewolfish”, no? Reminds me of that episode of Two and a Half Men where Jodi Lynn O’Keefe plays that hot goth chick.
