Dude On The Bus!

People In Vancouver Aren’t Friendly. No Shit.

dudeonthebus — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 23:06:44 +0000

They were not only talking about isolation between communities but also the remoteness that seemed to exist between neighbours within neighbourhoods. The concern was raised that this burgeoning dilemma was leading to a number of unhappy byproducts, including a creeping civic malaise and a growing indifference to one another.

I’ve been saying this shit for years now. People in this town are not fucking friendly. Everyone has an overrated opinion of themselves, the women especially.

But fuck that for now, another problem is that the Canadian born children of those that aren’t white (For the record, I’m not white), don’t even bother to integrate with those of other backgrounds. Asians stay with Asians, East Indians stay with East Indians, Persians hangout with Persians. It’s fucking insane.

You come to Canada, you’re a Canadian. Not whatever the fuck your parents are or whatever your fucking colour your skin is.

The Shampoo Prank Is Epic

dudeonthebus — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 17:46:27 +0000

This is just fucking hilarious. MUST SEE! But dude should wear slippers in the shower. Eww.

Saudi Cleric Outraged Men Want To See Women In Bathing Suits

dudeonthebus — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 17:38:53 +0000

From the NyTimes:

But the first line of defense in this case was the public aid package. King Abdullah paid an extra two months’ salary to government employees and spent $70 billion alone for 500,000 units of low-income housing. As a reward to the religious establishment, he allocated about $200 million to their organizations, including the religious police. Clerics opposed to democratic changes crowed that they had won a great victory over liberal intellectuals.

“They don’t care about the security of the country, all they care about is the mingling of genders — they want girls to drive cars, they want to go the beaches to see girls in bathing suits!” roared Mohamed al-Areefy, a popular young cleric, in a recent Friday sermon.

Seriously?! You can’t see a girl in a bathing suit? Uh… what man wouldn’t want to see girls in bathing suits? What kind of twisted pervert would deny us that? I wonder what turns Mr.Al-Areefy on?

Man, I would so be dead if I lived in Saudi Arabia. If you can’t see a girl in a bathing suit, then just kill me. Life ain’t worth living.

Most devout Muslims live in the 13 century as is mandated by their religious fanatics. Makes the Pope look like Hugh Heffner.

Roberto Luongo Is The Red Light District

dudeonthebus — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 14:52:57 +0000

They should name Luongos net the red light district, because all you see when he’s in goal is the red light flashing.

The last two games against Boston he’s let in 12 goals. Sucks, ass.

Maybe I Can Get Surgery To Get Asian Chicks

dudeonthebus — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 17:44:27 +0000

One of my friends suggested I get eye surgery to get Asian girls. Trust me, if I for a second thought that that would work, I’d go for it. I’d need the eye surgery, then laser hair removal – which would cost about $20,000 just for my upper body I’m guessing, as the Asian chicks have a firm no body hair policy.

Vancouver: From ‘European’ to ‘Eurasian’. From Racist To MORE RACIST

dudeonthebus — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 16:03:43 +0000

I was walking around the streets thinking to myself: In a few more years, Vancouver will be nothing more than a city of people that are mixed/pure: either white/asian, asian/asian, brown/brown, brown/white. So, basically, I will be getting rejected non stop, 24/7. Not that that’s any different from now. Thing with mixed babies is, they either turn out really hot, or *really* ugly. There’s no middle. Racists.

And what do I find today on the Vancouver Sun’s web site? Yes, that’s correct, and article that SAYS THE EXACT SAME THINGS I’ve been saying.
Here, read the fucking article.

#WINNING!

Kris Humphries Is Not So Smart With Money

dudeonthebus — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 05:16:45 +0000

Apparently Kris Humphries, the moron marrying Kim Kardashian, has a net worth of $8 million dollars. Now, yes, that is a lot of money, but consider that he spent $2 million on the engagement ring. $2 million dollars. 1/4 of his net worth on a girl that made a sex tape because her mom told her too. On a girl that gets scored on more than an NBA hoop. As you know, I never judge people as I’m an open minded person with a positive attitude about life, BUT WOW WHAT AN IDIOT. When he’s divorced in a year, he’s going to look down at his penis and say “you betrayed me again”

Dear CBC, That’s Better

dudeonthebus — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 01:02:56 +0000

Okay CBC, you have redeemed yourself.

NBC Stanley Cup Commercials Are Better

dudeonthebus — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 00:57:37 +0000

NBC’s Stanley Cup Finals coverage sucks ass compared to the CBC, but they sure do have better commercials. *hot chicks*

Couple Having Sex On A Rooftop

dudeonthebus — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:27:35 +0000

Fox News anchor Lauren Sivan (Hot girl/Hot name) posted this picture on her Twitter profile earlier. I have no idea if she took the picture, but it was posted with the headline “There’s probably a good chance this is one of my elected representatives”

The girl looks fit.