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Jan 24

Hot girls that haven’t showered in days.

Posted on Sunday, January 24, 2010 in Sex, Weird

I was walking down the street and these two hot chicks walked by. One blonde, one red head. The blonde says “man I haven’t showered in 3 days”. The red head laughs and says “oh my god me too!” I just thought that was interesting.

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Jan 23

Someone farted

Posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 in The Bus

Someone farted on the bus. It smells. It’s rather unfortunate.

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Dec 27

Umm….someone sucks for money

Posted on Sunday, December 27, 2009 in Sex, Weird

I walked the other way.

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Dec 27

The grocery store now has sex toys

Posted on Sunday, December 27, 2009 in Sex, Sex Toys, Weird

The grocery store is now selling sex toys. Guess the cucumber isn’t good enough anymore.

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Dec 27

Idiot on the bus playing video games

Posted on Sunday, December 27, 2009 in The Bus

The dude in the white jacket is playing a video game with the music blasting and the dude in the black jacket kept staring over at him with a look like he wanted to kill him. It was rather hilarious.

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Dec 27

How sex works – another instant classic

Posted on Sunday, December 27, 2009 in Books, Sex, Weird

There better be pictures!

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Dec 27

Why do men fall asleep after sex

Posted on Sunday, December 27, 2009 in Books, Sex, Weird

I assume it’s because cuddling sucks? :p

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Dec 27

Sex, Drugs, and Coco Puffs

Posted on Sunday, December 27, 2009 in Books

I tried going up to girls with this book an saying “hey, so do you do any of these in the morning?”

Needless to say, no one has a sense of humor.

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Dec 27

The toilet is racist

Posted on Sunday, December 27, 2009 in Weird

What a racist toilet.

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Dec 27

Get you sex lube, and baby medicine

Posted on Sunday, December 27, 2009 in Sex

Whomever thought of putting these two products next to eachother is….you fill it in.

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