Rosie Jones Victory Poker Shots

September 1st, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video • No comments

I don’t know when these photo’s were taken, but that’s fine, as no matter the day or year, any photo of Rosie Jones is welcome.

She’s still kind of got that baby cuteness to her. I imagine that when she opens her mouth to speak, birds start chirping and God parts the clouds.

I need to learn how to play poker.

Here’s a Victory Poker video.

Natalie Portman At The Black Swan Premiere

September 1st, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video • No comments

My one true love, Natalie Portman showed up to the Black Swan premiere looking gorgeous. She’s kind of like that classy looking beautiful woman that you always dream about who would also hopefully be a freak under the bed sheets as well.

Oh, and lest we not forget that she has a hot and steamy kissing session with Mila Kunis in this movie.

Cheryl Tweedy 2011 Calendar

September 1st, 2010 • Babes, Celebs • No comments

British singer Cheryl Tweedy had pictures of her upcoming 2011 Calendar released and I don’t know if these pictures were taken before or after she got malaria, but either way, she’s looking hot.

Expect her to be at the 2012 London Olympics doing something other than showing off her amazing figure. But if that’s all she did I’d be happy with that as well.

Jessica Alba Is At The Machete Photocall

September 1st, 2010 • Babes, Celebs • No comments

Jessica Alba was at the photocall for her movie Machete at the 67th Venice Film Festival looking like she’d rather be anywhere else.

I know she’s hot, but she always looks like she’s angry. Maybe she always has angry sex. I hear that’s pretty good sex.

Kelly Brook Is On A Bike

September 1st, 2010 • Babes, Celebs • No comments

Kelly Brook was at the launch of the London SkyRide yesterday, which is an event to encourage people to start exercising.

I guess holding her tits while she walks wouldn’t count as a workout. I imagine they’re rather heavy. In a good way.

Demi Moore Is Hot

September 1st, 2010 • Babes, Celebs • No comments

Demi Moore posted these pictures on her Daily Booth account showing off her amazing plastic surgery figure.

Star is reporting today that her husband Ashton Kutcher was caught cheating with some hot blond. Meh. Not to sound like a dick, but it was only a matter of time before he said it fuck it and give me some hot young babe.

Kelly Brook And Riley Steele Are On A Boat

September 1st, 2010 • Babes, Celebs • No comments

Kelly Brook & Riley Steele – Piranha 3D – Dance Scene
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I never saw Dirty Dancing, or Save The Last Dance, or any other dance themed movie or whatever, and this scene from Piranha 3D which is not a dance themed movie is probably the best dance scene of any movie, ever.

Nuts Magazine Sports Day Has Girls On Space Hoppers

September 1st, 2010 • Celebs, Video • No comments

My friends at Nuts Magazine contacted me the other day asking if I’d be interested in featuring the Nuts Magazine Sports Day video on my site, featuring two of their models bouncing up and down on Space Hoppers. It was almost like God was contacting me and asking me if I’d be interested in having Lucy Pinder come over and give me a sponge bath .

Emma Vs Stacey. Who will win? Who cares? It’s two hot British babes bouncing up and down on balls. I think when I die I’d want two hot babes doing that around my casket.

Well…Hello There!

August 31st, 2010 • Babes • No comments

Another girl that I can right away tell would run away if I approached her to say “Hi”. This girl is stunning.

I can’t really tell, but she looks half asian/half white. That’s usually another sure tell sign of a female that’ll reject me. If she has any asian genes in her, I’ve got not shot.

Asian chicks are not a fan of yours truly as they only like white guys or Asian guys.

Oh well, I can just stare at her. Ooooooooooooooh legs!

Taylor Momsen. Damn.

August 31st, 2010 • Celebs • No comments

Taylor Momsen has been filming Gossip Girl in New York the last few days and ummm I know she’s not of legal age and all, but she’s looking pretty damn good.

Though, whether legal or not, I would never be her type. I imagine the type of guy she likes is tall, white, and could crush your skull with his pinky.

Allow me to go off on a kind of related tangent; What the fuck is up with the girls posting on dating sites lately?

I see all these god damn “Big Beautiful Women” posting about how they want a guy that’s 6’5, ripped, and rich, while these girls are fat, short, and broke.

It’s like I’m living in fucking bizarro world.