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Maybe I Can Get Surgery To Get Asian Chicks

June 6th, 2011 • Random
Tags: asian, Asian Women, Hairy

One of my friends suggested I get eye surgery to get Asian girls. Trust me, if I for a second thought that that would work, I’d go for it. I’d need the eye surgery, then laser hair removal – which would cost about $20,000 just for my upper body I’m guessing, as the Asian chicks have a firm no body hair policy.

Vancouver: From ‘European’ to ‘Eurasian’. From Racist To MORE RACIST

June 6th, 2011 • Random
Tags: asian, Racists, Vancouver, Vancouver Women

I was walking around the streets thinking to myself: In a few more years, Vancouver will be nothing more than a city of people that are mixed/pure: either white/asian, asian/asian, brown/brown, brown/white. So, basically, I will be getting rejected non stop, 24/7. Not that that’s any different from now. Thing with mixed babies is, they either turn out really hot, or *really* ugly. There’s no middle. Racists.

And what do I find today on the Vancouver Sun’s web site? Yes, that’s correct, and article that SAYS THE EXACT SAME THINGS I’ve been saying.
Here, read the fucking article.

#WINNING!

Hot Asian Girl At Aldo

June 3rd, 2011 • Babes
Tags: Aldo, asian

I was a little late getting to work this morning, so I couldn’t for the morning walk/coffee at Starbucks with the guys at the office. As soon as they got back, they told me about this hot, young Asian girl that was washing the glass at Aldo, wearing the shortest skirt they had ever seen. Ever. I was kicking myself for taking so damn long to get ready for work and showing up late.

I knew I had to see what this girl looked like, and my co-worker definitely wanted to see her again. So we went down, checked her out. Not bad. Hot. Probably 18 (though I can never tell with Asian girls), short skirt, but not the shortest I’ve seen. I was expecting more, to be honest. I think if she was wearing heels, instead of flats, it would have added to the whole package. But as my co-worker said: “She was all alone in an empty mall in the morning, washing glass, in a short skirt – it was all about the context – that made her hot”.

Miko Lee Is Asian. Has Big Tits. Probably A Racist.

May 20th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs, NSFW, Sex
Tags: asian, black, Caucasian, Miko Lee, Porn, Racist

Sometimes porn star Miko Lee posted this photo on her Twitter account earlier. Those are nice, big, natural tits. Surprising as most Asian chicks are as flat as a desk, but that is fine too, as I would still hit that if they would give me permission too.

Though, she’s Asian, so she really only likes Caucasian guys. I haven’t seen her fuck any Asian guys, then again, I don’t go looking for “hot chick + asian guy” in my porn searches, as that would be weird. I’ve seen her do black dudes. Once you go black in porn, there is no going back.

From what I’ve heard, they tell girls in porn to wait a while before they fuck a black guy…as apparently all us men are waiting for nothing more than to see a hot girl have her ass ripped apart by Mandingo.

So I hear….

I Feel Like Mugatu On Zoolander

May 18th, 2011 • Random, Video
Tags: asian, Mugatu, Racist, Zoolander

Apparently I’m the only person on the planet that knows asian chicks are racist. Reminds of this scene in Zoolander.

Honest. To. God. How many more times do I have to tell people that ASIAN chicks ONLY like Caucasian and Asian men? Yes, you might find a couple that have black guy or whatever fetish, but those are just the exception that prove the rule.

Look at this gem I had totally forgotten about. I took this image last year during the Winter Olympics here in Vancouver.

PS: If you can’t figure it out, it’s an Asian chick with a Caucasian guy. Yah. Fuck you.

She Speaks English

May 1st, 2011 • Babes
Tags: asian, Asian Girl

I was walking around my hood in Chinatown, and noticed this hot Asian girl working at one of the salons on Main st. She was standing right behind the window, looking out, wearing Lulu Lemon pants and a tight top. I almost went in there and said “so…the sign says you speak english?”

I Hope I’m Not Interrupting

February 7th, 2011 • Random
Tags: asian, White

In my new office building, the front desk has an Asian chick and a White guy, and it feels weird when I walk by them, because, you know, the chick is Asian and the dude is White, so naturally they’re just sitting there wanting to mate with each other but can’t…I feel like I’m interrupting something.

I Can’t Help But Look

January 30th, 2011 • Random
Tags: asian, girls

I met a girl from POF earlier today, and she was actually really cute and cool. She also had big tits which was an added bonus. They looked pretty nice.

They were fresh looking. They looked clean, from what I could tell. You know sometimes when you look at tits and they’re just glowing? That’s what these looked like.

I should clarify that by tits I mean cleavage that showed a lot of the tits. I imagine that if I got to see the full thing, they would be glorious with pink nipples.

Anyway, as we were sitting at Starbucks, all these hot Asian girls kept walking by, and good lord they were fine. I mean Oh.My.God. They were hot.

I couldn’t stop staring. Every time one walked by, I would quickly make sure the girl from POF wasn’t staring and then I’d quickly look over and check out the hot Asian racist girl that I have no chance in hell with.

As much as I bitch and moan about Asian girls, all I want are Asian girls. Something about them. I don’t know what. Maybe it’s because I think they have tight pussy’s since I just assume Asian guys have small penises, so their vagina’s haven’t been stretched out. Kinda makes me think black chicks have larger vagina’s since according to porn all black males have 13 inch penises that sway to the left.

I would totally love to have sex with some hot ass Asian women. I don’t even care if they have no tits, as most are pretty flat, but they have killer bodies.

Hot girls are…hot.

But as men, we’ll usually just have sex with just about any female. It is pussy after all.

There’s a few different ways to look at it.
Have sex with a really hot girl? Afterwards you’re usually wanting to marry her, or at least bang her a few more times.
Have sex with a cute girl? You still want to fuck her some more.
Have sex with a meh chick? Meh, you could go for seconds, but if it doesn’t happen, you don’t care much.
Have sex with a fat ugly chick? You’re immediately regretting it and wanting to get the hell out of there.

I hate it when the fat ugly chicks want to cuddle after. Like, are you serious? I know I’m not Brad Pitt and that your ego is usually pretty large because most men will fuck anything and you haven’t realized this yet, but come on…I rather you leave without saying anything. I got to cum, which was the most important thing, and it’s time to move on.

Maybe I’ll ask out a hot Asian girl tomorrow, but I doubt that’ll happen.

Me Don’t Love You Long Time

January 16th, 2011 • Babes, Sex
Tags: asian, Japan, Sex

via HuffingtonPost

Now for some frigid news from Japan that has nothing to do with winter temperatures: a new government-commissioned study finds that young Japanese men are losing their interest in sex, yet another warning sign in a nation notorious for its low birth rate.

According to the AFP, a whopping 36.1 percent of teenage boys between the ages of 16-19 said they had little to no interest in sex, and in some cases even despised it, more than twice the 2008 figure of 17.5 percent. Futhermore, the survey, conducted in September 2010, reportedly found that 83.7 percent of Japanese men who turned 20 this year were not dating anyone, while 49.3 percent said they had never had a girlfriend. Girls, it seems, are suffering from a similar lack of heat: 59 percent in the same age group felt the same way, up 12 percentage points from 2008.

Kunio Kitamura, head of the clinic of the Japan Family Planning Association which took part in the survey, said the data confirms a wider social belief that younger Japanese men are becoming “herbivorous,” a label attached to passive men who do not actively seek women and sex. Many younger people were opting to delay starting a family due to the perceived burden on their finances, lifestyles and careers. “The findings seem to reflect the increasing shallowness of human relations in today’s busy society.” Kitamura is quoted by CNN as saying.

I don’t find this to be too surprising. You ever hangout with an Asian chick? As frigid as my nuts in the arctic. And Japanese guys…well, have half of them are done up more than the girls are.

I think I’ve mentioned this a few times in my previous posts.

Though, I am a little jealous of these Japanese boys, as sometimes I wish I’d lose my sex drive. You’d think my sex drive would figure it out by now that all the girls in my town are racist (because they’re all Asian) so there’s no point in wanting me to mate.

Oh, and I have no idea who that girl in the banner photo is. Another hot Japanese girl that I have no chance with.

Bible Study In The Nude

June 11th, 2010 • Random
Tags: asian, Asian Girl, Bible, Bible Study

I was browsing through Craigslist earlier, seeing what the Gold Diggers were wanting, and look at what I found, an Asian chick offering Bible Study classes in the nude!

Now, I’ve never been to a bible study class, but I assume there’s bunch of people in it, so it’s not a 1 on 1.

Imagine sitting in that class with one small Asian chick completely naked reading the Bible while there’s a bunch of grown men with erections, fully clothed, all sitting there.

“Yeah…so…I gotta get going now…”

Anyway, I refreshed the ad, and as it turns out, it was a fake and it was flagged for removal. I bet 99% of all the women seeking men ads on Craigslist are from men pretending to be women just to collect pictures of guys.

Asian Pride. Got Rice Bitch?

May 29th, 2010 • Video
Tags: asian, Asian Pride, Got Rice Bitch

This was the best song around from my high school days. It still makes me LOL every time I hear it.

Funny that the guy that posted the song wrote an entire history of Asian culture on YouTube.

Hot Moko Girls

May 25th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: asian, Hot Asian Girls, Moko Girl

I have no idea what a Moko girl is, but apparently they’re all hot Asian girls that look like they’re manikins or something but they look real enough that you want to have sex with them and hear them say “Oh you big strong North American man! Me luv you long time!”