Dating Site Starts Online Sperm and Egg Bank for “Beautiful People”

June 22nd, 2010 • Sex, Video
Tags: Beatifulpeople.com, Egg Bank, Eugenics, Evolution, Jessica Simpson, Online Sperm Donation, Psychology

So, where do I leave my deposit? From Mashable.com:

Every child is beautiful (well, not really, but that’s the cliche, right?), and now — thanks to BeautifulPeople.com — you can up the chances of having offspring worthy of a baby modeling career. That’s right, the controversial dating site now has a forum/sperm bank where one may search for genetic material from beautiful people and beautiful people alone.

Back in the winter months, BeautifulPeople.com — a dating website that only allows attractive people to join based on the democratic vote of its members — gained its share of media attention after expelling 5,000 people after they packed on the holiday pounds. Back then, Founder Robert Hintze said, “Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.”

Now, the site is taking further steps in the fight against unattractiveness (at least unattractiveness as gauged by people who dig conventionality) by launching a fertility introduction service that allows both members and non-members to score the stuff that dream babies are made of. According to Managing Director Greg Hodge, “There are no financial benefits for us in doing so — we are simply responding to a demand for attractive donors. Every parent would like their child to be blessed with many fine attributes, attractiveness being one of the most sought after. For a site with members who resemble Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Angelina Jolie you can imagine the demand.”

Hintze added that initially the service was to be limited to hotties and hotties alone, “But everyone — including ugly people — would like to bring good looking children in to the world, and we can’t be selfish with our attractive gene pool.” How very generous of him.

This is just stupid. These are most idiotic group of fucking morons I have ever read about. Besides, I rather do it the old fashion way, by having unprotected sex with some hot girl I meet at a club. DUH!

And for the record, this is totally eugenics.

Obviously the dick head that runs this site has never read a book on psychology or evolution. Men, obviously like hot women, that’s in our genes, that’s how we work, so ladies, stop complaining to us about it. Whereas women, yes, they do like an attractive man, but the physical aspect of it is no where as close to what it is for men.

Women prefer a man who can provide security (next time you meet a gold digger, don’t blame her, its in her genes), and has a great personality. That’s it. A man get far further with his personality than a woman can.

Take my word for it, the people that end up meeting eachother on these sites are usually the ones that ask of if Tuna is a form of Chicken.