Lindsay Lohan has a new BFF

June 4th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: BFF, Drinking, drugs, Lady Victoria "Lady V" Hervey, Lindsay Lohan, SCRAM

Lindsay Lohan has a new BFF, People reports:

Lindsay Lohan has a new member of her entourage: British model and socialite Lady Victoria “Lady V” Hervey. They hooked up at the Cannes Film Festival and have been spotted hanging out at the Sunset Tower Hotel and seeing the Sex and the City sequel together.

Lindsay Lohan has an entourage? A human entourage? I thought the only things that followed her around where drugs, alochol, and semen?

I don’t know anything about “Lady Victoria”, “Lady V”, whatever she wants to be known as, other than she apparently likes to have Lindsay Lohan munching on her carpet at night.

I remember back in the day when Lindsay Lohan was still young and hot and Frankie Munez could have banged her.

Now she’s doing straight to wal-mart dvd porn flicks where she has guys spit on her.

Kinda makes you lose wood, really.

Paris Hilton and her hanger-ons

June 2nd, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: BFF, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton posted this picture on Twitter earlier where she’s hanging out with her hanger-ons.

Obviously she’s the pack leader with this group of dogs. Note that the girl with the camera in her hand is your cock blocker.

So, which one of you ladies is into anal?