No Singing On The Bus Please

January 23rd, 2011 • Transit
Tags: bus, Transit

I was on the bus earlier, and there were these two fucking douche bags in the back wearing business suits, chatting with each other while AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME THEY WERE CHATTING ON THEIR CELL PHONES!

These two cunts would not shut the hell up.

I couldn’t beleive these two thought they were cool and thought we were all impressed by them.

First, you’re on the bus. The fact that you have to take the loser cruiser like the rest of us doesn’t impress us. Second, you’re in a business suit on the bus. That makes it even worse because it’s like you’re trying to be cool but you can’t afford a car, so you’re like “oh hey, I’ll go on the bus with my suit and chat on my cell phone like I’m having a business call”. The business call part is even sadder. Seriously. Get a fucking office. Get a Yaris while you’re at it dickhead.

Now, add to this that there was a girl sitting only 3 seats away from them SINGING! Yes, that’s right, she started singing.

When someone starts singing, usually they’re listening to music and get caught up in the song, but no, this girl had no iPod, no Zune, no nothing. Just her voice.

I’ll give her credit, her voice wasn’t bad, but it couldn’t drown out the two dick heads, plus, when mixed with the two dick heads, it was worse than me having to try and talk to a girl, and if you know anything about me, you know that that is really bad.

There were three really hot girls on the bus though. I had no chance with them, but that’s not really anything new…

Oh…Vanessa Williams just started on my Zune.

Fuck you, it’s good shit, haters.

Worst designed bus ever

May 26th, 2010 • Transit
Tags: bus, Transit

Whoever designed this bus that I’m on right now is a damn idiot.

This is a bad picture, but only because these seats are so close to mine.

How dumb is it that I have to face the person that’s sitting right infront of me.

McShit

May 4th, 2010 • Transit
Tags: bus, McShit, McShit jacket

I couldn’t get a picture of this girls face, but she had a wild mohawk and was acting like she was high on something.

Cool gear though.

Porn on the bus!

March 23rd, 2010 • Sex, Transit
Tags: bus, Porn

From Ananova:

Soft porn for bus passengers
Bus passengers in Sofia are being shown soft porn films on giant video screens at night.

During the day the plasma screens in the Bulgarian capital show bus times, but the night shift now has the porn films on view.

A spokesman for the station management said: “We wanted to give the passengers something to take their minds off the cold and to pass the time while waiting for a bus, and there are unlikely to be children around that time of night.”

The move however has angered many, including mothers with young children, who say the movies are a disgrace.

They also claim the security guards have stopped patrolling for troublemakers, and spend their time watching the giant screens instead.

I wonder if they know about BangBus.

Don Cherry was on the bus!

February 6th, 2010 • Celebs, Transit
Tags: bus, Don Cherry

If you live in Canada, or follow the NHL, you know who Don Cherry is. Either he or his twin was on my bus.

Idiot on the bus playing video games

December 27th, 2009 • Transit
Tags: bus, video games

The dude in the white jacket is playing a video game with the music blasting and the dude in the black jacket kept staring over at him with a look like he wanted to kill him. It was rather hilarious.