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Cameron Diaz Will Travel For Cock

SEVILLE, SPAIN - JUNE 16: Actresss Cameron Diaz attends 'Knight and Day' premiere at the Lope de Vega Theater in Seville, Spain. (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)

As you may know, I have a hard spot in my pants for girls that are willing to travel to me to get it on, so I cummed a little after reading this on the HuffingtonPost.com (Hi Arianna!)

On traveling for love:
“Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] cock. You’ve got to go where it is.”

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On primal sex:
“I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”

You know, I’ve seen her without makeup in so many pictures that…eeeh…who am I kidding? I’d pummel her vagina like it was the gateway to doing anal with Miranda Kerr’s ass.

Cameron, next time you’re in Vancouver and need some cock, I know a guy, that knows another guy, that knows a guy….

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