Posts Tagged ‘Cameron Diaz’
Cameron Diaz Will Travel For Cock
June 16th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Cameron Diaz, Cameron Diaz will travel for cock, Miranda Kerr, Sex
As you may know, I have a hard spot in my pants for girls that are willing to travel to me to get it on, so I cummed a little after reading this on the HuffingtonPost.com (Hi Arianna!)
On traveling for love:
“Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] cock. You’ve got to go where it is.”
More:
On primal sex:
“I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”
You know, I’ve seen her without makeup in so many pictures that…eeeh…who am I kidding? I’d pummel her vagina like it was the gateway to doing anal with Miranda Kerr’s ass.
Cameron, next time you’re in Vancouver and need some cock, I know a guy, that knows another guy, that knows a guy….
Tom Cruise And Cameron Diaz Are Playing Soccer
June 10th, 2010 • Celebs, Video
Tags: Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Biel, Knight And Day, Soccer, Tom Cruise
This must be Tom’s way of converting Cameron to Scientology.
Cameron Diaz is still pretty hot, even though I’ve seen the pictures of her without make up on. I’d do her. She could be my sugar momma any day.
Damn Justin Timberlake, so far he’s banged Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, and now Jessica Biel is his pussy of choice.
Can’t you just leave one for me?!?
Len Grossman was at the MTV Movie Awards
June 7th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: Audrina Patridge, Cameron Diaz, Christina Aguilera, J-WOWW, Katy, Ken Jeong, Kristen Stewart, Len Grossmam, Lily Collins, Lindsay Lohan, MTV Movie Awards, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Snookie, Snoop Dog, Stephanie Pratt, Tom Cruise, Vanessa Hudgens
The show nobody watches was on last night, featuring Tom Cruise as Len Grossman. But damn, the women were looking fine. Katy Perry and her massive big tits especially.
Represent.
Tom Cruise as Les Grossman. Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Lopez is wearing a diaper under that skirt?
Katy Perry looks good with any hair colour, thanks to her breasts.
Bleqh.
The Jersey Shore limo. Why not just show up in a trailer?
Snooki looks like one of those girls where after you’ve fucked and she rolls out of bed and you see her rolls, you’d want to chop your penis off.
Vanessa Hudgens has nice boobies.
Christina Aguilera can’t decide if she wants to look like Lady Gaga or Tori Spelling 
Is Kristen Stewart 12 or something? Maybe she should just wear some jeans.
Lindsay Lohan took time out from hunting and gathering to show up at the MTV Movie awards. 
I was wondering how Tom was at eye level with Cameron Diaz.
I just barfed a little in my mouth. Snooki and J-WoWW 
Ken Jeong
Stephanie Pratt showed up with some dude wearing a hat. Why is this girl famous? 
Lily Collins needs to get her damn eye brows trimmed.
Oh yes, Audrina Patridge 
Cameron Diaz is in Vogue
May 31st, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: A-Rod, Cameron Diaz, Madonna, Vogue, Vogue Magazine
Posting pictures of Cameron Diaz violates many rules that I have for posting on here, one of them being that she doesn’t look anything like this when she has no makeup on, but whatever, it’s a slow Monday.
I would still bang her though. She qualify’s as that rich older woman who could be your sugar momma that pays for your lunch every now then.
Right now her and Kate Hudson are battling over A-Rod. I don’t get that guy. He’s super rich, can have any woman he wants, yet he goes around banging Madonna and any snatch he can find that’s close to or over the age of 50.
If you’re going to do that, be a gentleman and send me a 19 year old with big tits and pink nipples so I can at least have my fun and even it out for the universe.
Easter Monday Links
April 5th, 2010 • Random
Tags: Abbey Clancey, Adrianna Curry, Audrina Patridge, Bruce Springsteen, Cameron Diaz, Golden Girls are watching porn, Kim Kardashian, Lil Wayne, Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Hunziker, Rihanna, Taylor Lautner, Tiger Woods
Adrianne Curry has a nice ass Adrianna Curry
Tiger Woods is looking to recommit to Elin. I’m looking to get laid. We’ll see who gets lucky first. PopEater
Bruce Springsteen – The badass thats born in the USA ended a New Jersey dudes marriage Wonderwall
Rihanna does a public service announcement People
Tiger Woods hooked up with some ugly women Celebitchy
Audrina Patridge takes her sweet ass and big tits to Vegas TheFabLife
Kim Kardashian does nothing all day long. Seriously, why is she famous? What does she do? TheFabLife
Abbey Clancey, another person that probably does nothing but go to the beach all day and is hot DailyMail
Lil Wayne sends out jailhouse letters. Represent. USA Today
Taylor Lautner has hot girls around him at the Lakers game PopSugar
Cameron Diaz takes her short shorts for a walk PopSugar
Michelle Hunziker is at the beach. WTF? Am I the only that has to work or something? Egotastic
Lindsay Lohan shops her problems away PopSugar
Saturday links that are filled with hot babes
March 27th, 2010 • Random
Tags: 8 signs you're about to get broken up with, Ashley Massaro, Brandy, Cameron Diaz, Dana Hamm, Dominique Piek, Emma Watson, Frat Boy, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Peaches Geldof, Russian girls and their cars, Uma Thurman
Emma Watson looks like she’s 12 PopSugar
Hot girls. Do I need to say anything else? Funtasticus
Jessica Alba struts her stuff Popoholic
Lindsay Lohan is going to die TMZ
Brandy has a nice ass Celebuzz
Dana Hamm is flawless HeyManHustle
Russian girls and their cars Funtasticus“>
Cameron Diaz sure does fill into those jeans nicely HollywoodTuna
7 ways to spot a former frat boy Guyism
Ashley Massaro is the hottest WWE girl ever WrestlingNewsDesk
SI Model Dominique Piek Uncoached
Who is hotter? TastyBooze
Uma Thurman launches a bomb at the UK DListed
Afternoon Links are Oza
March 23rd, 2010 • Random
Tags: 168 nice asses, Audrina Patridge, Cameron Diaz, Christine Mendoza, Eugina Silva, Glenn Beck, Grace Park, Heidi Montag, Hillary Duff, Jesse James, Lindsay Lohan, Mylie Cyrus, Rebecca Roijn, Vanessa Hudgens
Heidi Montag’s tits are illegal LitelySalted
168 Bootylicious asses. Why not 169? COED Magazine
Mylie Cryrus is a red head now. No natural hair colour jokes, please. Yeeeah
Vanessa Hudgens amazing legs are Ushering in a new something something DirtyRottenWhore
Audrina Patridge is just damn fine TheSuperficial
Rebecca Romijn. No longer Stamosed GorillaMask
Eugina Silva. International babe of the day. DoubleViking
Lindsay Lohan may be banned from India Celebuzz
Jesse James didn’t like seeing Sandra do it with dudes on film Holymoly
Cameron Diaz in tight skinny jeans LaineyGossip
5 crazy things Glenn Beck has said COED Magazine
Grace Park is fantastic in Hawaii Five-O Egotastic
Hillary Duff is all kinds of cute. Mmm Duff Popoholic
