Chicks Wearing The Same Dress

May 19th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Bar Refaeli, Cannes, Dresses, Victoria Silvstedt

You ever notice that girls get fucking pissed off at each other if they go to a party or something, and they look and realize they’re both wearing the same dress?

TMZ has a story about the world’s hottest Israeli draft dodger, Bar Refaeli, and some hot blond, Victoria Silvstedt, who were at the Cannes film festival wearing the EXACT SAME DRESS OMFG!!!! Seriously?

Can you imagine two men getting pissed off for wearing the same suit to something like that? I know, it’s different. The whole looks thing is totally different for men and women, as it’s all about attracting the best mate, and for men, we’re completely visual and just want the hottest girls, where for girls, they only care about looks for, say, about 20% of the whole package. The rest is personality, intelligence, etc.

It would just be hilarious to be if two straight guys were to start beating each other up if they were wearing the same Armani suit. “That mother fucker has the same suit I’m wearing! He’s fucking dead!”

You have to visualize it. Oh, and Asian women are racist. Fuck you if disagree with me.

Lindsay Lohan Is Clearing Rumors

May 24th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Cannes, Dina Lohan, drugs, Lindsay Lohan, Probation

Blah Blah. God this chick is a mess. She looks like she aged 20 years in Cannes.

If you don’t want to go through the mental anguish of watching the video, I’ll save you the time and tell you that she basically denies everything, even though she everyone who knows how to use a camera following her all over the place in Cannes and taking pictures of her partying.

And her mother told RadarOnline:

“We did what we had to do to protect her,” Dina said. It’s a statement that may not be looked at favorably by the judge and prosecutor handling Lindsay’s probation violation case. “We did that for court purposes and the warrant purposes. To clear all that up before she hits American soil, which we have done, so she is now able to come.” “There was no music to face. We were dealing with issues to get her back safely — without an arrest and vacate the warrant. And that takes time, that doesn’t happen overnight. There are a lot of phone calls, a lot of people involved and a lot of decisions being made. So we did what we had to do to protect her.”We were dealing with the attorneys. We have a criminal attorney that pretty much tells us which direction to go.” “I left court, I spoke with Lindsay and told her that I would be making arrangements for bail to be posted so that she would not be arrested upon return to Los Angeles.”

Wow sometimes I feel like I’m taking crazy pills listening to the Lohans.

Lindsay Lohan has landed from Cannes!

May 22nd, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Cannes, Lindsay Lohan, Probation

Seriously, how the hell does someone on probation get to travel the world, skip out on their alcohol education classes, etc? Bizzaro world.

Lindsay Lohan is going to Cannes instead of alcohol education classes

May 14th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Alcohol Education, Cannes, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan

From TMZ.com:

Lindsay Lohan is rolling the dice in her DUI probation case in a big way — because we’ve learned she’s headed to Cannes … not her alcohol ed class.

More:

Simple math — If Lindsay doesn’t complete at least four more classes, she’s in violation of probation and the judge has made it clear … Lindsay will go to jail.

Sources say Lindsay — who is in NYC right now — has made it clear she’s flying to France for the film festival. We’re told she’s going to publicize her movie about Linda Lovelace.

We’re told Lindsay will fly from NYC to L.A. today, get her stuff and then head off to France tomorrow. A lot of flying … but no alcohol ed.

And there’s this … if Lindsay doesn’t complete the required number of classes and doesn’t show up in court next Wed., it’s standard operating procedure for the judge to issue a warrant for her arrest.

Wow, I really admire her care free attitude! I get nervous getting on the bus if I can’t get my bus pass out in time. So much to learn from LiLo.

Oh, and if you couldn’t tell, the girl in the banner picture isn’t LiLo. Just a hot blond with a beer in her hand/

Paris Hilton has arrived in Cannes

May 13th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Cannes, Cannes Film Festival, Film Festival, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton tweeted this photo a little while ago, saying she’s just arrived in Cannes. Didn’t people try to get away from her the last time she was there?