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Renee Olstead Is The Hot Babe Of The Day

June 28th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: 21, Facebook, PETA, Renee Olstead, Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity

I tell you, Renee Olstead has got to be one of the most underrated hot girls out there in Hollywood right now.

Look at her! Big tits, baby face (she’s 21), nice legs, hot body, can sing and act.

Me thinks the guys at Entourage need to put her in. Doing something. Or Someone, so she can get kinda naked.

Oh, and she’s also up for Peta’s Sexiest Veg Celeb Of The Year (more hot pictures).

Breaking Up Via Facebook

June 22nd, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: AreYouInterested, Breaking Up On Facebook, Facebook, Facebook relationship status, Relationships

I’m too ugly to be in a relationship, so thankfully, I don’t need to worry about this, Yes! Mashable reports:

If you’ve ever checked up on your alleged S.O.’s Facebook page only to find that the “In a Relationship” status had been switched to “Single,” you know the feeling is gut-wrenching. But breaking up via a passive-aggressive Facebook update is becoming more and more common.

In fact, a recent poll shows that one out of four newly dumped Facebook users found out about the breakup by seeing it publicly broadcast on Facebook. Ouch!

Facebook dating app AreYouInterested conducted this survey on its Facebook Page, gathering about 1,000 responses in total. The results are telling. Apparently, a lot of us are using this social network to do the “dirty work” of dating, from surreptitious splits to manipulative messaging.

Almost 25% of respondents found out their own relationship was over by seeing it on Facebook first.

Around 21% of respondents said they would carry out a Facebook breakup by changing their status to single.

Nearly 40% of respondents have updated their status on Facebook so the person they’re dating sees they have plans.

And almost 35% of respondents have used their Facebook status to make someone think they have plans, even if they don’t.

The vast majority of respondents to this survey were guys; just 30% of survey takers were women.

I had a friend once who had never dated before, and he met some girl on online, and they chatted for a bit, and then they decided to “date”, but had still never met, and called eachother boyfriend and girlfriend!

Anyway, hot babe Jolie O’Dell posted this article. I’d date her.

The Social Network Movie Poster Is Out

June 19th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Facebook, Facebook Movie, Mark Zuckerberg, The Social Network Movie, The Social Network Movie Poster

The first poster for The Social Network Movie aka The Facebook Movie was released earlier, Mashable reports:

The Social Network, which will be in theaters this October, chronicles the early history of Facebook, from its humble beginnings in a Harvard dorm room through its early rise to mainstream domination. Written by Aaron Sorkin and directed by David Fincher, in many ways, the film seems even more timely now than it did a year ago.

Meh, whatever. There better be some hot girls in there. Maybe Megan Fox can be the girl that handles the $1.00 credit refunds or something. She could also be topless. That would be good.

Renee Olstead Is Up For Peta’s Sexiest Veg Celeb Of The Year

June 17th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Facebook, PETA, Renee Olstead, Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity

Sweet Ginger babe Renee Olstead Is Up For Peta’s Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity Of The Year.

Round of applause for Renee. I have no idea when any of these pictures are from, so whichever picture she’s actually legal in, she’s HOT.

According to her Twitter, there’s only about 18 hours left until she turns 21.

I’ve got a girl named Renee on my facebook. I’ve never actually even met her before. It’s a great for people to see you have female friends. Just add chicks you don’t know who will refuse to meet you even if you offer to introduce them to a Nigerian Prince who’s going to make you rich!

Can’t wait until that money is finally wired to me!

Facebook’s new privacy settings

May 27th, 2010 • Technology
Tags: Facebook, Facebook Privacy Settings

So as far as I can tell, I can still Facebook stalk. Great Success!

Inside Facebook Headquarters

May 23rd, 2010 • Uncategorized
Tags: Facebook

This is where big brother is watching you and determining if you’re going to have a new mate in a week.

Too see the rest of the pictures from Facebook’s headquarters, click here.

Facebook Malware Attack Behind Distracting Beach Babes Video

May 22nd, 2010 • Uncategorized
Tags: Distracting Beach Babes Video, Facebook, Malware

From Mashable.com

A Facebook malware attack is on the loose this weekend, enticing users to click a “Distracting Beach Babes” video on their Facebook Walls.

More:

If you see this video on Facebook today, do not click the link: Doing so, and downloading a linked file, will result in malware being installed on your computer.

Funny, I always get these friend requests on Facebook from really hot girls, but as soon as I click their profile to see who they are, it’s easy to tell that they’re spammers/not real. Typical. :p

Facebook is evil

May 21st, 2010 • Sex
Tags: Facebook, Sex

The game consisted of having the grade 12 students seducing the grade 8 girls.

I’m never having kids.

Facebook and Farmville maker sign 5 year strategic deal. 5 more years of my facebook wall being filled with that crap.

May 20th, 2010 • Uncategorized
Tags: Facebook, Farmville

From The Guardian:

Facebook and Zynga, the company behind games such as Farmville, have buried the hatchet, announcing a five-year strategic relationship and “shared commitment to social gaming”.

The two companies have been at loggerheads over Facebook’s attempt to make its virtual currency, Facebook Credits, the only one players of games made by Zynga and others can use.

Farmville, the hugely popular game where players cultivate their own farm, is free but players can buy virtual currency with real money to boost their plot.

Facebook takes a 30% commission every time its currency is used, leading Zynga – which reportedly makes as much as $100m (£70m) a year from selling virtual items such as barns – to threaten to quit the social networking website.

I’ve never played any of those Facebook games. My wall is constantly being filled with “Janice is training their dog in FarmVille!” or something like that.

Facebook makes Time Magazine’s Cover because of its privacy policy

May 20th, 2010 • Technology
Tags: Facebook, Time Magazine

From Mashable:

At first glance, the feature story appears less critical than the cover makes it out to be. But Fletcher lends a sharp eye to Facebook’s grand vision and enormous growth, and eventually concludes that Facebook is on the path to become “the Web’s sketchy Big Brother, sucking up our identities into a massive Borg brain to slice, dice and categorize for advertisers.”

All Facebook has to do to squelch this contorvesy is to let people have total, 100% control of their privacy settings. And considering that Facebook was running programs that determine who’s going to hook up with you, the concern over them being Big Brother is warranted.

Facebook know’s who you’ll be having sex with soon

May 20th, 2010 • Uncategorized
Tags: Facebook

From Gawker.com:

As the service’s engineers built more and more tools that could uncover such insights, Zuckerberg sometimes amused himself by conducting experiments. For instance, he concluded that by examining friend relationships and communications patterns he could determine with about 33 percent accuracy who a user was going to be in a relationship with a week from now. To deduce this he studied who was looking which profiles, who your friends were friends with, and who was newly single, among other indicators.

One of my friends has a theory on Facebook. When someone that’s not your friend checks out your profile, facebook suggests you become friends with them. Her suggestion? Careful who you stalk.

The article raises some interesting questions though, about targeted ads, etc. Facebook is just getting creepier and creepier.

Facebook will crush you like Stalin

May 19th, 2010 • Uncategorized
Tags: Decent, Facebook, Quit Facebook

Gawker.com has an article on how Facebook if you get on Facebook’s bad side, they’ll banish you:

As with the commenter and anti-Facebook-CEO group discussed yesterday, there was no smoking gun in the Argentine case to show Facebook specifically targeted critics for retribution. But the situation looked very suspicious: The author of Faceboom, a book critical of Facebook, had his account revoked, as did two people involved with the book and its marketing, according to a VentureBeat article by Vinod Sreeharsha. This occurred right after the author appeared on a late-night talk show. Also, a group of nearly 30,000 fans of the book was deleted.

Wow Facebook sure is getting a lot of bad press lately.

Facebook’s crazy privacy issues

May 19th, 2010 • Uncategorized
Tags: Facebook

From WSJ.com:

A backlash over Facebook Inc.’s privacy practices has triggered disagreement inside the company that could force Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg to scale back efforts to encourage users to share more about themselves in public.

The social network has come under fire for a series of recent changes to its policies that have limited what users can keep private, as well as embarrassing technical glitches that exposed personal data.

Yah, no shit eh? Who would have thought that people wouldn’t want every little detail about them shared to the rest of the public, especially when you have sites like this one out there showing people’s Facebook updates.

Website publishes your Facebook Status updates

May 18th, 2010 • Uncategorized
Tags: Facebook, Status Updates, Youropenbook.org

Time Magazine did an article on this site, youropenbook.org, which, if your privacy settings aren’t set correctly, will go through your status updates and publish them for the world to see.

This is getting scary! I’m thinking its time to delete my Facebook account.

May 31, 2010 is Quit Facebook Day

May 16th, 2010 • Uncategorized
Tags: Facebook, Quit Facebook

From QuitFacebook.com

For us it comes down to two things: fair choices and best intentions. In our view, Facebook doesn’t do a good job in either department. Facebook gives you choices about how to manage your data, but they aren’t fair choices, and while the onus is on the individual to manage these choices, Facebook makes it damn difficult for the average user to understand or manage this. We also don’t think Facebook has much respect for you or your data, especially in the context of the future.

For a lot of people, quitting Facebook revolves around privacy. This is a legitimate concern, but we also think the privacy issue is just the symptom of a larger set of issues. The cumulative effects of what Facebook does now will not play out well in the future, and we care deeply about the future of the web as an open, safe and human place. We just can’t see Facebook’s current direction being aligned with any positive future for the web, so we’re leaving.

How am I supposed to stalk all those girls that rejected me if I or they quit Facebook?

Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg depicted as a sex maniac in new movie

May 16th, 2010 • Uncategorized
Tags: Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, Sex Maniac

From The Times Online:

JUST as he hoped to clean up his image, Mark Zuckerberg, the inventor of Facebook, is to be portrayed in a Hollywood film as a ruthless and untrustworthy sex maniac.

More:

The film claims that after Zuckerberg quit Harvard his personal life spun out of control, with Parker helping him indulge his fantasies with a stream of “groupies”. Sorkin’s screenplay suggests Parker knew Zuckerberg was driven not just by money or fame but also sexual insecurity. While he is depicted as receiving sex in bars, Parker runs the business.

Seriously, almost every story about anyone famous these days is about sex and how they’re addicted to it. Who isn’t a “sex maniac”? It’s in our genes, especially for men.

Tiger Woods mistresses Joslyn James and Rachel Uchitel get into a feud. Won’t be adding eachother to Facebook.

May 15th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Facebook, Joslyn James, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods mistresses Joslyn James and Rachel Uchitel get into a fued. From TMZ:

Joslyn James exploded in anger after Rachel Uchitel appearing on TMZ Live Friday afternoon. Rachel suggested Joslyn was using her Tiger exploits to become a celebrity.

So Joslyn had a few choice words for Rachel, in the form of an email to TMZ. Joslyn says, “I find it extremely funny that she is choosing to bash me in saying I am now making a career for myself from Tiger.” Joslyn goes on, “Oh yeah, that’s right. She got PAID from Tiger to keep her mouth shut …”

Joslyn continues, “I find it funny that she says she was ‘well known’ before the Tiger news. I never heard of her before that.”

And Joslyn adds tearfully (we think), “I was an actress prior and a dancer, I gave it up because I was fooled in a relationship with Tiger, I merely went back to what I was doing.”

And, in the High School Mistress category, Joslyn has a parting fault: “I never tried to add her on Facebook.”

I think it would be pretty funny if there was a Facebook group called “The Mistresses Of Tiger Woods”. You could have all the girls that he hooked up with as admins.

How to delete your Facebook account

May 13th, 2010 • Uncategorized
Tags: Deleting your facebook account, Facebook

Facebook’s recent privacy settings change has caused a lot of concern amongst people, including myself. No one wants future employers, etc, to know what they’ve been up to.

Deleting your account isn’t exactly easy, and its meant to be that way.

WikiHow.com has a step by step method on how to delete your account.

I’ve deactivated by account a couple times, but always end up going back to it.

Your Facebook account is for sale!

May 2nd, 2010 • Uncategorized
Tags: Facebook, Hackers

Facebook Hackers

According to an article in the Nytimes, your Facebook account may be for sale:

During several weeks in February, iDefense tracked an effort to sell log-in data for 1.5 million Facebook accounts on several online criminal marketplaces, including one called Carder.su.

Many users are eager to amass friends and accept friend requests from people they do not know, even though Facebook discourages it.

HA! That always happens to me. I always get these hot girls asking me to be their friend, and then I checkout their profile and can totally smell a scam. Plus, to be honest, no hot girls want to be my friend. Meanies.

Girl gets fired on Facebook

March 23rd, 2010 • Video
Tags: Facebook, Fired, Girl

Girl told she's fired from her job on her Facebook wall

I had to tell the owner bout (sic) u (sic) losin (sic) that tenner coz (sic) obviously the till was down at the end of day (sic). she (sic) wasn’t very pleased at all and despite me trying to persuade her otherwise she said I have to let u (sic) go. I’m really sorry.
If u (sic) call in in (sic) the week with your uniform i’ll (sic) sort your wages out. Once again I’m really sorry but it’s out of my hands. Elaine xx.

From the Telegraph.