Posts Tagged ‘Fart’
Meeting A Girl Tonight
June 3rd, 2011 • Babes, Random
Tags: dating, Fart, Farting, Hot Girl, PlentyOfFish, POF
My POF journey continues as I’m meeting a pretty hot girl tonight for a coffee.
My actual biggest concern isn’t so much if I’ll totally mess it up, because I’ve done that so often that it’s just “meh” these days, my biggest concern is if I fart or not.
I’ve been eating a lot more fruit lately, especially in the mornings, and apparently if you have too much fruit, you get pretty gassy and start farting, and let me tell you, my farts stink so bad they could suffocate an entire room.
I was watching TV last night and I let out a few farts, and OMG, I had to open up the windows. When I was on the train the other day, I let one out, and my buddy standing next to me said “oh snap, someone let out a nasty fart…”. I had to tell him it was me. Surprised he didn’t know as he was standing right next to me.
Someone farted
January 23rd, 2010 • Transit
Tags: Fart, Farted
Someone farted on the bus. It smells. It’s rather unfortunate.
