Hottie Banker Debrahlee Lorenzana Is Crying

June 28th, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: Citi Bank, Crying, Debrahlee Lorenzana, Fired, Gorgeous, Hot, Latina

You may remember Debrahlee Lorenzana, the hot ass banker who got fired from Citi Bank because she’s hot and has an even hotter ass, today decided she needs some more attention, so she does what all hot women with big jugs and great asses do, they get in front of a camera and start crying.

Meh. Citi Bank released a statement saying:

Unlike Ms. Lorenzana, Citibank does not intend to try this case in the media and we reiterate that her termination was based on poor performance. Although we can’t speak to her previous attention-seeking activities, her current attempts to gain personal publicity are as transparent as her legal claims. We remain confident that when all of the facts and documentation are presented, the claim will be dismissed.

She should just pose for Playboy already or make a sex tape or a star in a reality show AND make sex tape or just do all 3 and get it over with already.

I’d do her.

Debrahlee Lorenzana Fired From Citi Bank Because She’s So Hot

June 3rd, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Citi Bank, Debrahlee Lorenzana, Fired, Gorgeous, Hot, Latina

Debrahlee Lorenzana, a hot brunette with big tits, a great ass, killer legs, and probably a camel toe, say’s she was fired from Citi Bank because she’s too hot and the male employees found her distracting, The NyDailyNews reports:

A Latina lovely says her bosses at Citigroup canned her for flaunting her ample assets at a midtown bank.

Dangerously curvy Debrahlee Lorenzana contends her ex-bosses at Citibank in the Chrysler Building banned her from wearing sexy outfits or heels deemed “too distracting” for male coworkers.

“I can’t help it that I have curves,” Lorenzana told the Daily News.

“And I’m not going to go eat and gain 50 or 100 pounds because my job wants me to be the same size as everyone else.”

The 33-year-old Queens woman filed suit in Manhattan Supreme Court, claiming she was ordered to lay off turtlenecks, pencil skirts and fitted suits because clingy clothes were drawing too much attention in the workplace.

I bet all the people complaining about her were the fat chicks in the office that couldn’t stop eating the office donuts. Vicious creatures fat chicks are.

Christ all the guys in that office probably had to choke the chicken 10 times in the morning just to keep themselves from having sex with their keyboards in that office.

What? That’s been known to happen. Why are you looking at me like that? Don’t judge me!

Girl gets fired on Facebook

March 23rd, 2010 • Video
Tags: Facebook, Fired, Girl

I had to tell the owner bout (sic) u (sic) losin (sic) that tenner coz (sic) obviously the till was down at the end of day (sic). she (sic) wasn’t very pleased at all and despite me trying to persuade her otherwise she said I have to let u (sic) go. I’m really sorry.
If u (sic) call in in (sic) the week with your uniform i’ll (sic) sort your wages out. Once again I’m really sorry but it’s out of my hands. Elaine xx.

From the Telegraph.

Miranda Kerr is worth getting fired for.

March 8th, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: Employee, Employee looking at Miranda Kerr photos, Fired, Marquarie Bank, Miranda Kerr

This is a bit old now, but still awesome.

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Lucia Tovar: Another Hot Girl! – Hollywoodtuna.com
Hot Girls And Tatoo’s – Nuts Magazine