I Can Sense That She’d Rather Be On Fire Than Talk To Me

January 28th, 2011 • Random
Tags: girls, grocery store

Remember that cute girl at the grocery store that I mentioned? Super cute, friendly, everyone likes her, etc.

Well, a week ago I casually asked her if she’d be interested in some Chinese food, which she laughed and said no, and ever since then I’ve noticed she’s been totally cold to me, and tonight, I could tell that she would rather be on fire or have some hobo licking her face than have to see me again.

I get in line, and it’s quickly my turn and she didn’t even look at me, didn’t say Hi, even after I said Hi twice. I asked if she had plans tonight, and she said “No” like she was going to scream NO so I wouldn’t rape her or something.

Oh man, it was fucking horrible. I think it’s time I quickly give that whole thing up.

I’m supposed to meet a girl on the weekend from POF for a coffee, and I have a feeling it’ll go down the toilet pretty quickly.

The last girl I met a couple weeks ago refuses to see me again. FUCK. She wasn’t even hot. I hate it that shit.

If only Charlie Sheen would invite me to one of his cocaine filled porn star parties.

The grocery store now has sex toys

December 27th, 2009 • Sex
Tags: grocery store, Sex Toys

The grocery store is now selling sex toys. Guess the cucumber isn’t good enough anymore.