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		<title>I Can Sense That She&#8217;d Rather Be On Fire Than Talk To Me</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember that cute girl at the grocery store that I mentioned? Super cute, friendly, everyone likes her, etc. Well, a week ago I casually asked her if she&#8217;d be interested in some Chinese food, which she laughed and said no, and ever since then I&#8217;ve noticed she&#8217;s been totally cold to me, and tonight, I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember that cute girl at the grocery store that I mentioned? Super cute, friendly, everyone likes her, etc. </p>
<p>Well, a week ago I casually asked her if she&#8217;d be interested in some Chinese food, which she laughed and said no, and ever since then I&#8217;ve noticed she&#8217;s been totally cold to me, and tonight, I could tell that she would rather be on fire or have some hobo licking her face than have to see me again.</p>
<p>I get in line, and it&#8217;s quickly my turn and she didn&#8217;t even look at me, didn&#8217;t say Hi, even after I said Hi twice. I asked if she had plans tonight, and she said &#8220;No&#8221; like she was going to scream NO so I wouldn&#8217;t rape her or something. </p>
<p>Oh man, it was fucking horrible. I think it&#8217;s time I quickly give that whole thing up.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m supposed to meet a girl on the weekend from POF for a coffee, and I have a feeling it&#8217;ll go down the toilet pretty quickly. </p>
<p>The last girl I met a couple weeks ago refuses to see me again. FUCK. She wasn&#8217;t even hot. I hate it that shit.</p>
<p>If only Charlie Sheen would invite me to one of his cocaine filled porn star parties. </p>
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		<title>The grocery store now has sex toys</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The grocery store is now selling sex toys. Guess the cucumber isn&#8217;t good enough anymore.]]></description>
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