Lindsay Lohan As Linda Lovelace

August 2nd, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Inferno, Linda Lovelace, Lindsay Lohan, Tyler Shields

According to reports, Lindsay’s already been replaced as Linda Lovelace in Inferno, but here’s the pictures she did with Tyler Shields for the movie.

Nothing against Tyler Shields, but Lindsay needs to look trashy and skanky for her to do anything for me. Kinda like in these pictures.

Lindsay Lohan’s Inferno Might Not Make it to Theatres

June 1st, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Inferno, Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s Inferno porno movie where she play’s Linda Lovelace might not get made. Page 6:

Lindsay Lohan will be thoroughly degraded as “Deep Throat” porn star Linda Lovelace in the controversial upcoming movie “Inferno,” according to Aerik Von, an employee of fetish Web site deadlydommes.com who claims to have read the screenplay.

Calling it akin to a “Lifetime horror film,” Von told The Post’s Mandy Stadtmiller that Lovelace’s former husband, the legendarily brutal Chuck Traynor, is depicted as psychologically and physically torturing Lohan’s character.

Lohan, who’s now wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet as ordered by the California judge overseeing her probation on a drunken-driving conviction, might not be able to star in the movie, which was slated to shoot in Texas — she has to stay in California for random drug-testing.

But some of the sexual acts in the film, written and directed by Matthew Wilder, are so rough, it’s hard to imagine the movie making it to theaters in its current form no matter who plays Lovelace, Von said.

“Traynor kicks her to a pulp,” Von says. “She’s made to say terrible things about herself while in the middle of sex acts. After her boyfriend assaults her, he kisses her bruises and asks, ‘Does this feel good?’ ” Von added, “It’s very sensational. There are not so much plot devices as shock tactics.”

Before Traynor turns Lovelace into a hooker, he forces her into a gang-rape scenario with several businessmen — one of whom hums a tune from “Mary Poppins” while fondling her breast.

Not to sound like a complete dick, but when I look at Lindsay Lohan, I pretty much imagine her as being gang banged and spat on when she’s not doing drugs or hoarding shoes.

Lindsay Lohan in Purple Magazine

Lindsay Lohan is the perfect porn star

May 27th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Inferno, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lovelace, Tyler Shields

Photographer Tyler Shields posted some of the shots that he took of Lindsay Lohan for the upcoming movie, Inferno, where Lindsay plays Linda Lovelace. You can visit his site here.

This may be the movie that gets her back on track, who knows. Didn’t we all imagine Lindsay playing a porn star at some point?