Posts Tagged ‘Jessica Simpson’
Dating Site Starts Online Sperm and Egg Bank for “Beautiful People”
June 22nd, 2010 • Sex, Video
Tags: Beatifulpeople.com, Egg Bank, Eugenics, Evolution, Jessica Simpson, Online Sperm Donation, Psychology
So, where do I leave my deposit? From Mashable.com:
Every child is beautiful (well, not really, but that’s the cliche, right?), and now — thanks to BeautifulPeople.com — you can up the chances of having offspring worthy of a baby modeling career. That’s right, the controversial dating site now has a forum/sperm bank where one may search for genetic material from beautiful people and beautiful people alone.
Back in the winter months, BeautifulPeople.com — a dating website that only allows attractive people to join based on the democratic vote of its members — gained its share of media attention after expelling 5,000 people after they packed on the holiday pounds. Back then, Founder Robert Hintze said, “Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.”
Now, the site is taking further steps in the fight against unattractiveness (at least unattractiveness as gauged by people who dig conventionality) by launching a fertility introduction service that allows both members and non-members to score the stuff that dream babies are made of. According to Managing Director Greg Hodge, “There are no financial benefits for us in doing so — we are simply responding to a demand for attractive donors. Every parent would like their child to be blessed with many fine attributes, attractiveness being one of the most sought after. For a site with members who resemble Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Angelina Jolie you can imagine the demand.”
Hintze added that initially the service was to be limited to hotties and hotties alone, “But everyone — including ugly people — would like to bring good looking children in to the world, and we can’t be selfish with our attractive gene pool.” How very generous of him.
This is just stupid. These are most idiotic group of fucking morons I have ever read about. Besides, I rather do it the old fashion way, by having unprotected sex with some hot girl I meet at a club. DUH!
And for the record, this is totally eugenics.
Obviously the dick head that runs this site has never read a book on psychology or evolution. Men, obviously like hot women, that’s in our genes, that’s how we work, so ladies, stop complaining to us about it. Whereas women, yes, they do like an attractive man, but the physical aspect of it is no where as close to what it is for men.
Women prefer a man who can provide security (next time you meet a gold digger, don’t blame her, its in her genes), and has a great personality. That’s it. A man get far further with his personality than a woman can.
Take my word for it, the people that end up meeting eachother on these sites are usually the ones that ask of if Tuna is a form of Chicken.
Danny Devito’s Foot Links & Videos
June 1st, 2010 • Random, Video
Tags: A-Team, Bradley Cooper, Charlie Sheen, Jack Nicholson, Jessica Simpson, Justin Bieber, Kelly Brook, Kristen Stewart, Reebok, Stacey Keibler, Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs has a good iSex Life TechCrunch
Charlie Sheen goes to the Mouse House before he goes to the Big House TMZ
Kristen Stewart says goodbye to Australia PopSugar
Stacey Keibler is in a Bikini TheGrumpiest
Jack Nicholson is desperate and asked out Jessica Simpson HollywoodRag
Halle Berry is in Miami. Kelly Brook thinks she’s hot. I agree. JustJared
Justin Bieber, Robert Pattinson in MTV Movie Awards Promos PopEater
Bradley Cooper on on dicks, douches, and assholes LaineyGossip
First retina created from stem cells could help millions RichardDawkins
Surprising Number of People Get It On While Driving While I Take The Bus Wired
A-Team is going to be awesome
A-Team filming in Downtown Vancouver.
Kelly Brook’s ass is always awesome
Jeremy Piven Kept “Staring at” Jessica Simpson’s Butt on Entourage Set – Lloyd!!!!
May 13th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Entourage, Entourage Season 7, Jeremy Piven, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton
From UsWeekly:
Jeremy Piven found a way to pass time on the Beverly Hills set of Entourage Tuesday as Jessica Simpson filmed her buzzed-about cameo.
“In between takes, he was staring at Jessica’s ass in the most obvious of ways,” a witness tells UsMagazine.com. “He wasn’t being sly about it and would just watch her every move. He flirts with ugly girls, so you can imagine how crazy for Jessica Simpson he was. She almost seemed like she couldn’t wait to change into her jeans, but she was a good sport about it and kind of laughed it off.”
I love him on Entourage, and throughout Hollywood he’s known as Mr.Horn Dog. I would love to be part of his Entourage.
Jessica Simpson VS Paris Hilton in a car wash:
Sunday Morning links. Lindsay Lohan needs more people to follow her on twitter
March 28th, 2010 • Random
Tags: Big Boobs, Carolina Cup, Christina Aguilera, Jesse Jane, Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry, Khloe Odom, Kids Choice Awards, Kim Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari, Loaded Magazine, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, Sexy ring girls, Tegan Woodford
Christina Aguilera releases the first 15 seconds of her new song. I remember when I got my first car, I named it XTina, after Christina Aguilera. PinkIsTheNewBlog
Kristin Cavallari is looking amazing in a black dress. Damn. DrunkenStepfather
Jessica Simpson is getting her hair done. It’s a boring Sunday. PopSugar
Paris Hilton gets pulled over by the cops again. TheBlemish
Katy Perry gets slimed at the Kids Choice awards. *Shakes Cane at kids* TheCelebrityBlog
Big awesome magazine of Boobs! NS4W
Khloe Odom brags about her awesome life. Kim Kardashian is single. Bossip
Tegan Woodford has BugeHoobs
Carolina Cup and hot girls BroBible
Miley Cyrus has a quickie DJMick
Sexy ring girls Funtasticus
