Posts Tagged ‘Ke$ha’

Band Camp Ke$ha

Ke$ha’s high school had some sort of “slave auction” (isn’t she from the south or something?) for new band camp members.

Meh.

Why did I even post this?

Ke$ha Covered In Cum

Ke$ha Is Covered in Cum

This was posted on Buzzfeed earlier, and um, all I just can’t beleive a picture like this took this long to get on to the internet.

Seriously? I thought she bathed in semen?

Ke$ha At The MuchMusic Video Awards

20 June 2010 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Ke$ha. 21st Annual MuchMusic Video Awards held at MuchMusic HQ. Photo Credit: Brent Perniac/AdMedia

I promise, unless some picture of Ashley Greene at the MuchMusic Video Awards shows up with her making out with Katy Perry backstage, this’ll be the last thing I post about the recent MMVA’s, but I saw these pictures of Ke$ha dressed up as some sort of warlock, and ummm, she actually looks normal in these photos.

I think she should stick with this look. It suits her.

20 June 2010 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Ke$ha. 21st Annual MuchMusic Video Awards held at MuchMusic HQ. Photo Credit: Brent Perniac/AdMedia

20 June 2010 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Ke$ha. 21st Annual MuchMusic Video Awards held at MuchMusic HQ. Photo Credit: Brent Perniac/AdMedia

2010 MuchMusic Video Awards Are Filled With Hot Babes

U.S. singer Katy Perry performs at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010.  REUTERS/Mike Cassese (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

As per my previous post, the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards were on earlier in Toronto, the city that everyone in Canada loves to hate, and good lord the chicks that showed up would kill the need for a man with erictile dysfunction to need Viagra.

Was this the upskirt shot of Miley Cyrus Perez Hilton was hoping for?
Singer Miley Cyrus rehearses for The MuchMusic Video Awards on June 20, 2010 in Toronto, Canada (photo by kthomson / Meet The Famous) Photo via Newscom

Stupid Asian girl is a Justin Bieber fan. Ooooh and Asian chick that likes skinny white boys, never see that!
Fans of Canadian singer Justin Bieber hold up a sign outside the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010. REUTERS/Mark Blinch (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Ke$ha, bleqh.
U.S. singer Ke$ha performs at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010.  REUTERS/Mike Cassese (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

I don’t know who Emily Osment is, but she has nice tits and is a blond, so that works for me.
Singer Emily Osment arrives at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010. REUTERS/Fred Thornhill (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Emily Osment sure does have a nice ass.
Actress Emily Osment arrives at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010. REUTERS/Mike Cassese (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT PROFILE)

Apparently this is Miley Cyrus. Seriously?
U.S. singer and actress Miley Cyrus performs at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010. REUTERS/Mike Cassese (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Canadian singer Lights Anne Poxleitner. Her first is LIGHTS!
Canadian singer Lights Anne Poxleitner uses an instant camera as she arrives at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010. REUTERS/Mike Cassese (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Nichole Cordova (R), Natalie Mejia (L) and Chrystina Sayers, from Girlicious arrive. Do they do threesomes?
Nichole Cordova (R), Natalie Mejia (L) and Chrystina Sayers, of U.S. band Girlicious arrive at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010. REUTERS/Mark Blinch (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Kristin Cavallari looks like she has an alien getting ready to burst from her stomach.
U.S. actress Kristin Cavallari arrives at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010. REUTERS/Mike Cassese (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

I’d do Kristin Cavallari, as long as that’s not a penis she’s trying to cover up.
U.S. actress Kristin Cavallari arrives at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010. REUTERS/Mike Cassese (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Whitney Port sure does have some long legs.
U.S. television personality Whitney Port arrives at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010. REUTERS/Mark Blinch (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Fuck you Justin Bieber.
Canadian singer Justin Bieber arrives at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010. REUTERS/Mark Blinch (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

The only black guys in Canada, Toronto Raptors players Sonny Weems (L), DeMar DeRozan (R) and Amir Johnson (C)
Toronto Raptors NBA basketball players Sonny Weems (L), DeMar DeRozan (R) and Amir Johnson (C) arrive at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20, 2010. REUTERS/Mark Blinch (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT SPORT BASKETBALL)

Marianas Trench. Who?
Canadian band Marianas Trench arrives at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto June 20 2010. REUTERS/Mark Blinch (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Ke$ha Gives Dog Shit As Christmas Presents

NEW YORK - DECEMBER 11:  Ke$ha performs at the Z100 & Coca Cola All Access Lounge pre-show at Hammerstein Ballroom on December 11, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Rob Loud/Getty Images)

Ke$ha, who sounds like a cat being gang raped by raccoons revealed that she likes to give people special Christmas presents, The New York Daily News reports:

“Sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and fill bags full of massive dog s—,” she told contactmusic.com. “Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.”

Maybe someone could tie her up on a leash and walk her. I’m pretty sure she won’t mind.

Pixie Lott attends the Summertime Ball in London

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 06: Pixie Lott arrives at the Capital Radio Summertime Ball at Wembley Stadium on June 6, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

British blond babe Pixe Lott attended this weekend’s 95.8 Capital FM Summertime Ball in London not showing enough skin.

I know she likes to dress up all weird at every event she attends, but at least show a nipple or something. But whatever, I don’t care, as long as she keeps SOME skin, and that deviant body that’s made for sex, we’ll be fine.

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 06: Pixie Lott arrives at the Capital Radio Summertime Ball at Wembley Stadium on June 6, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 06: Pixie Lott arrives at the Capital Radio Summertime Ball at Wembley Stadium on June 6, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

Definitely could use less Ke$ha though. Christ did she sleep in the alley that night or something?
LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 06: Ke$ha arrives at the Capital Radio Summertime Ball at Wembley Stadium on June 6, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

Ke$ha parody – Sing Talk (Tik Tok Parody)

The guys at CollegeHumor.com have come up with a great parody of Ke$ha’s Tik Tok.

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