Posts Tagged ‘Machete’

Lindsay Lohan.Topless.Machete.I Like.

Lindsay Lohan.Topless.Machete

Forgive the crappy quality of these screen caps I found online of Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie, Machete. I haven’t seen it yet, but apparently her role in it is super small. Mainly her topless. so I figure this is her entire scene in the movie.

The movie actually looks pretty good, and it has Jessica Alba in it, who is always very good at being hot and looking like she’s pissed off and wants to kill you.

That’s hot.

Jessica Alba Is At The Machete Photocall

Actress Jessica Alba poses for photographers during a photocall for her movie Machete at the 67th Venice Film Festival September 1, 2010. REUTERS/Tony Gentile (ITALY - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Jessica Alba was at the photocall for her movie Machete at the 67th Venice Film Festival looking like she’d rather be anywhere else.

I know she’s hot, but she always looks like she’s angry. Maybe she always has angry sex. I hear that’s pretty good sex.

Jessica Alba attending the 'Machete' photocall at the Palazzo del Casino during the 67th Venice International Film Festival on September 1,2010 in Venice, Italy. Photo by Nicolas Briquet/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

Actress Jessica Alba poses for photographers during a photocall for the movie Machete at the 67th Venice Film Festival September 1, 2010. REUTERS/Tony Gentile (ITALY - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Lindsay Lohan Is A Dirty Nun

Lindsay Lohan Is A Dirty Nun In Machete

Lindsay Lohan is dressed as a nun and licks a gun in new Machete poster. Hey that rhymed!

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