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Sex Education Must Be Really Horrible These Days

August 16th, 2010 • WTF
Tags: Carrot, Masturbating

The weirdest question on Yahoo! Answers….EVER!

Humans Are Special Because We Can Masturbate. A Lot.

June 22nd, 2010 • Sex, Video
Tags: Evolution, Humans, Humans Masturbating, Master of your domain, Masturbating, Masturbation, Seinfeld

I always knew I was special, Scientific American Reports:

This conjuring ability to create fantasy scenes in our heads that literally bring us to orgasm when conveniently paired with our dextrous appendages is an evolutionary magic trick that I suspect is uniquely human. It requires a cognitive capacity called mental representation (an internal “re-presentation” of a previously experienced image or some other sensory input) that many evolutionary theorists believe is a relatively recent hominid innovation.

When it comes to sex, we put this capacity to very good—or at least, very frequent—use. In a now-classic, pre-Internet-porn (I’ll get to that later on) study by British evolutionary biologists Robin Baker and Mark Bellis, male university students were found to masturbate to ejaculation about every 72 hours, and “on the majority of occasions, their last masturbation is within 48 hours of their next in-pair copulation.” If they’re not having intercourse every day, that is to say, men tend to pleasure themselves to completion no more than two days prior to having actual sex.

Question is, are you master of your domain?

Click here to read the rest of the article from Scientific American. You know you want to.

Jennifer Aniston Breaks Her Nails While Masturbating

June 9th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Horrible Bosses, Jennifer Aniston, Masturbating, Sex-Obsessed

When I think of Jennifer Aniston, I think of hot babe over 40 that makes every man she comes into contact with run for their lives.

Now Page 6 reports that she’s set to star in a new movie as a sex obsessed dentist:

It looks like Jennifer Aniston is getting the message about romantic comedies. She’s signed on for an edgier role in a new comic murder movie, “Horrible Bosses,” as a sex-obsessed dentist. According to Life & Style, it will be Aniston’s raunchiest role yet. Her character breaks a nail while pleasuring herself, compliments a man on his privates and admits she’s into kinky sex. The picture also stars Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx and Jason Bateman and is “a total departure from the other comedies she’s been doing.”

Is this her version of Striptease or something? Will Elizabeth Berkley be giving her pointers?

This reminds of that scene from Friends where Rachel said she once made out with Winona Ryder and Phoebe doesn’t buy it, calling Rachel Vanilla.

Either way, any chick can break her nail by fingering herself so hard and keep going is my kind of girl.