Posts Tagged ‘Maxim Magazine’

Lindsay Lohan. Maxim. I Like

Lindsay Lohan. Maxim. I Like

The world’s most famous drug addicted former actress ginger, Lindsay Lohan is in the latest issue of Maxim.

I’d hit that.

Lindsay Lohan. Maxim Magazine

Lindsay Lohan - Maxim Magazine

Lindsay Lohan is featured on the September issue of Maxim.

Wow going to jail has been great for her. Look at all this work she’s been getting.

I’d do her.

Deep thoughts, I know. You’re welcome.

Madison Riley. All Grown Up. Maxim. I Like.

Madison Riley From All Grown Up is in the July Issue Of Maxim Magazine

I tried reading up about her in Wiki, and all I got was:

Madison Riley (born April 30, 1990) is an American actress.

Maybe these pictures from the July issue of Maxim, plus the video below will encourage one of her stalkers or something to write more about her.

She is absolutely gorgeous in these photos. She of has that classic beauty look going on. She’d be great in Mad Men, or in my bed, whichever.

Great tits, nice ass, great legs, all the things I look for in a woman.

Amanda Bynes Retires From Acting. I Will Miss Her Legs

Amanda Bynes arrives for the MTV Video Music Awards at Radio City Music Hall in New York on September 13, 2009. UPI/Laura Cavanaugh Photo via Newscom

You know, I’ve never even seen her in a movie, all I know is that she has great legs and a kick ass body which has been on the top of my list of things to get inside.

She announced her reitrement yesterday on Twitter:

I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve #retired
Sat Jun 19 2010 03:50:00 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it
Sat Jun 19 2010 03:48:04 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it
Sat Jun 19 2010 03:47:16 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem
Sat Jun 19 2010 02:59:52 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

I’ve never written the movies & tv shows I’ve been apart of I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play
Sat Jun 19 2010 02:58:29 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

I like black men I’m very attracted to them just fyi
Sat Jun 19 2010 00:23:07 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

And there’s something in there about Black Guys….I guess short and ugly Persian guys have no shot.

Here she is in the February 2010 issue of Maxim Magazine.

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13:  Actress Amanda Bynes arrives at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards at Radio City Music Hall on September 13, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13:  Actress Amanda Bynes attends Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Bryant Park on September 13, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Katy Winn/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 14:  Actress Amanda Bynes attends Jill Stuart Spring 2010 fashion show at The New York Public Library on September 14, 2009 in New York, New York.  (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images for IMG)

Nicole Scherzinger is in Maxim

Nicole Scherzinger is in the July 2010 issue of Maxim Magazine

Pussycat Dolls babe Nicole Scherzinger is gracing the covers of the July issue of Maxim Magazine, and even though the days of her giving me painful erections that lasted more than 4 hours with no Viagra needed, I would still love to cuddle up with her, you know, just play with her hair, kiss her neck, see where it goes.

I’m a gentleman like that.

Oh, and screw you Lewis Hamilton! (Her boyfriend. Do I have to tell you everything?)

Selita Ebanks is in the June 2010 issue of Maxim

Selita Ebanks In Maxim June 2010

Selita Ebanks Wiki entry says she’s been on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, appeared on South Beach and Celebrity Apprentice as well as been a Vicotria Secret model.

I wonder if she’s in a relationship or looking to start a family and have babies, as having unprotected sex with her is on the top of my list of things to do now.

Conner Cordova wants Arianny Celeste to go to the prom with him

I have no idea if Arianny ended up going to the prom with him or not as its now past April. But if she did, and making a video and posting it on YouTube is all it takes to get a girl to go somewhere with you, then the 50 year old lady at the local grocery store better know how to use the internet, because baby, I’m making you a video.

Anyone have a camera I can borrow? HD preferable.

Here’s Arianny Celeste from the Frebruary 2010 issue of UFC magazine.
Arianny Celeste from the UFC

Click here for her recent Maxim Magazine shoot.

Arianny Celeste in bikini at the Maxim Magazine May Cover Party

Arianny Celeste posing for Maxim

Arianny Celeste posing for Maxim

Arianny Celeste posing for Maxim

I’ve never even heard of her before, but that’s what makes the internet so awesome. Hot babes just pop out of nowhere.

Christian Serratos was number 2 in Maxim

Christian Serratos is number 2 in Maxim

Christian Serratos is number 2 in Maxim

Christian Serratos from Twilight scored the number 2 spot on the Maxim Hot 100, behind Katy Perry. Respect.

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