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Lindsay Lohan. Maxim. I Like

August 12th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Maxim, Maxim Magazine

The world’s most famous drug addicted former actress ginger, Lindsay Lohan is in the latest issue of Maxim.

I’d hit that.

Lindsay Lohan. Maxim Magazine

August 4th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Maxim Magazine

Lindsay Lohan is featured on the September issue of Maxim.

Wow going to jail has been great for her. Look at all this work she’s been getting.

I’d do her.

Deep thoughts, I know. You’re welcome.

Madison Riley. All Grown Up. Maxim. I Like.

June 22nd, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: All Grown Up, Madison Riley, Maxim Magazine

I tried reading up about her in Wiki, and all I got was:

Madison Riley (born April 30, 1990) is an American actress.

Maybe these pictures from the July issue of Maxim, plus the video below will encourage one of her stalkers or something to write more about her.

She is absolutely gorgeous in these photos. She of has that classic beauty look going on. She’d be great in Mad Men, or in my bed, whichever.

Great tits, nice ass, great legs, all the things I look for in a woman.

Amanda Bynes Retires From Acting. I Will Miss Her Legs

June 20th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: Amanda Bynes, Amanda Bynes Retires, Amanda Bynes Retires From Acting, Amanda Bynes Retires From Acting Twitter, Amanda Bynes Retires From Acting Via Twitter, Maxim Magazine, Twitter

You know, I’ve never even seen her in a movie, all I know is that she has great legs and a kick ass body which has been on the top of my list of things to get inside.

She announced her reitrement yesterday on Twitter:

I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve #retired
Sat Jun 19 2010 03:50:00 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it
Sat Jun 19 2010 03:48:04 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it
Sat Jun 19 2010 03:47:16 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem
Sat Jun 19 2010 02:59:52 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

I’ve never written the movies & tv shows I’ve been apart of I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play
Sat Jun 19 2010 02:58:29 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

I like black men I’m very attracted to them just fyi
Sat Jun 19 2010 00:23:07 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

And there’s something in there about Black Guys….I guess short and ugly Persian guys have no shot.

Here she is in the February 2010 issue of Maxim Magazine.

Nicole Scherzinger is in Maxim

June 17th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Dancing With The Stars, F1, Formula 1, Lewis Hamilton, Maxim Magazine, Nicole Scherzinger

Pussycat Dolls babe Nicole Scherzinger is gracing the covers of the July issue of Maxim Magazine, and even though the days of her giving me painful erections that lasted more than 4 hours with no Viagra needed, I would still love to cuddle up with her, you know, just play with her hair, kiss her neck, see where it goes.

I’m a gentleman like that.

Oh, and screw you Lewis Hamilton! (Her boyfriend. Do I have to tell you everything?)

Selita Ebanks is in the June 2010 issue of Maxim

May 30th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Maxim Magazine, Selita Ebanks

Selita Ebanks Wiki entry says she’s been on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, appeared on South Beach and Celebrity Apprentice as well as been a Vicotria Secret model.

I wonder if she’s in a relationship or looking to start a family and have babies, as having unprotected sex with her is on the top of my list of things to do now.

Conner Cordova wants Arianny Celeste to go to the prom with him

May 24th, 2010 • Babes, Sports
Tags: Arianny Celeste, Conner Cordova, Maxim Magazine, UFC

I have no idea if Arianny ended up going to the prom with him or not as its now past April. But if she did, and making a video and posting it on YouTube is all it takes to get a girl to go somewhere with you, then the 50 year old lady at the local grocery store better know how to use the internet, because baby, I’m making you a video.

Anyone have a camera I can borrow? HD preferable.

Here’s Arianny Celeste from the Frebruary 2010 issue of UFC magazine.