Lindsay Lohan. Maxim. I Like

August 12th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Maxim, Maxim Magazine

The world’s most famous drug addicted former actress ginger, Lindsay Lohan is in the latest issue of Maxim.

I’d hit that.

J-WOWW – Maxim Goes Behind the Scenes with Jersey Shore’s J-Woww

July 29th, 2010 • Celebs, Video
Tags: J-WOWW, Jersey Shore, Maxim

Maybe I should have titled this video for “Video’s That Are Awesome On Mute”.

J-Woww is actually not bad. I mean, you put her up next to Snooki, and she looks great. Then again….sometimes Snooki looks “not bad”. She has huge tits.

Kelly Brook. Maxim. I Like.

July 22nd, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Kelly Brook, Maxim

British Bombshell Kelly Brook took her amazing rack to the other side of the pond to show off her amazing body and great tits in the August 2010 issue of Maxim Magazine.

Imagine waking up to those pair of tits everyday. That would be my morning breakfast. True story.

Dania Ramirez.Maxim August 2010 Cover Girl.I Like

July 19th, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: Dania Ramirez, Entourage, Maxim, Maxim August 2010, Sopranos

Dania Ramirez, who has been breaking hearts on 2 HBO show’s now, is the Maxim August 2010 cover girl.

She is fine. Latin girls having amazing plump butts and are great at riding you during sex. From what I hear anyway. I wouldn’t know. I’m rejected by all races and cultures.

Here she is on the Sopranos. She’s currently on Entourage not fucking Turtle.

Hana Nitsche Is In Maxim Germany

July 15th, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: Germany's Next Top Model, Hana Nitsche, Maxim, Maxim Germany

Former Germany’s Next Top Model contestant Hana Nitsche is in Maxim Germany, and even though it’s Europe, I guess Maxim still isn’t showing topless photos.

Shame on you Maxim!

Some video:

Hot Babe Of The Day Courtney Friel

June 30th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: Courtney Friel, Fox News, Maxim

If you don’t have Fox News, you’re missing out, as they have the hottest news anchor babes. Number 1 being Courtney Friel. If I was co-anchoring a show with her I’d have the biggest raging boner ever.

Arielle Kebbel – Hot Babe Of The Day

June 27th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: American Pie: Band Camp, Arielle Kebbel, Entourage, FHM, Gilmore Girls, Maxim, Stuff

Arielle Kebbel is a hot blond who’s been in Maxim, FHM, Stuff, and TV shows like Entourage, Gilmore Girls, and starred as Elyse Houston in American Pie: Band Camp.

The 24-year-old actress was also ranked number 48 in Maxim’s hot 100 of 2009 list.

Number 48? My morning wood would have her at number 1 right now. Lets go woman!

Melissa Satta. Maxim Italy. I Like.

June 25th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Christian Vieri, Italian, Italy, Maxim, Maxim Italy, Melissa Satta, WAG

Um, WOW?! I don’t know how else to describe these pictures of Melissa Satta in this month’s Maxim Italy.

I would wipe this girl’s ass if she asked me to.

She’s the girlfriend of Italian Soccer player Christian Vieri. I really need to declare myself for the NBA or NHL draft or something. Damn athletes get all the hot girls.

WAG!

Christian Serratos was number 2 in Maxim

May 17th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Christian Serratos, Maxim, Maxim Hot 100, Maxim Magazine

Christian Serratos from Twilight scored the number 2 spot on the Maxim Hot 100, behind Katy Perry. Respect.

Maxim’s Hot 100 Babes. I wish I had a chance in hell with even one of them.

May 11th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Katy Perry, Maxim, Maxim Hot 100

Maxim Magazine released their Hot 100 list, and damn, these women are gorgeous. Naturally, Katy Perry is my favorite. Big tits with that classical beauty sort of look. Plus she sang about kissing a girl, who doesn’t like that?