Miranda Kerr Is Pregnant

September 30th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr was at the Paris fashion show, all pregnant and stuff, with that pregnant woman glow.

I’d hit that, though I think some of my readers would rather get hit my Orlando Bloom.

Miranda Kerr Cotton Lingerie Behind The Scenes Pictures And Video

July 19th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: Cotton Lingerie Behind The Scenes, Miranda Kerr, Victorias Secret

Sometimes I’m at a loss for words when I see such beauty, like Miranda Kerr here. Or, like last night, when two hot girls were frenching eachother on Entourage.

Anyway, take a look at Orlando Blooms wife to be (Fuck you Orlando!) Miranda Kerr in a behind the scenes video of her wearing Victoria’s Secret Cotton Lingerie line.

GOD.DAMN.

Miranda Kerr Has My Temperature Rising

July 14th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: Miranda Kerr, Temperature Rising, Victorias Secret

I think it’s been well documented on this site that I would bang Miranda Kerr like it was my last day on Earth, so when I saw these new pictures and video of her in the latest Victoria Secret line, I uh, well, I don’t want it to be my last day on Earth, but if Miranda Kerr fell from the sky, and onto my lap wearing what she’s wearing in these photo’s, well, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Miranda Kerr Likes Playing With Blue Balls

June 30th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Miranda Kerr, Miranda Kerr injures herself, Orlando Bloom

Oh lookie here, guess who’s making back to back appearances?? Why Miranda Kerr ofcourse, this time with a big blue ball. I wonder if she’s trying to send a message to Orlando Bloom or something.

Miranda Kerr – Prada Fall and Winter

June 30th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Fall, Miranda Kerr, Prada, Winter

I’m obviously not a fancy photographer, but if you’ve got Miranda Kerr in a shoot, why is she playing almost 4 fiddle to some other chicks? Don’t get me wrong, I’d do all the other chicks, but I’m just stay’n…

Cameron Diaz Will Travel For Cock

June 16th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Cameron Diaz, Cameron Diaz will travel for cock, Miranda Kerr, Sex

As you may know, I have a hard spot in my pants for girls that are willing to travel to me to get it on, so I cummed a little after reading this on the HuffingtonPost.com (Hi Arianna!)

On traveling for love:
“Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] cock. You’ve got to go where it is.”

More:

On primal sex:
“I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”

You know, I’ve seen her without makeup in so many pictures that…eeeh…who am I kidding? I’d pummel her vagina like it was the gateway to doing anal with Miranda Kerr’s ass.

Cameron, next time you’re in Vancouver and need some cock, I know a guy, that knows another guy, that knows a guy….

Dutch Models Crash World Cup Game

June 16th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Bavaria, Dutch Models, Megan Fox, Miranda Kerr, South Africa, World Cup, World Cup 2010, World Cup 2010 South Africa

God damn, I need to move to Holland, or maybe just wear lots of orange and see what happens, The Daily Mail reports:

They were one of the highlights of the World Cup so far with their gorgeous looks and orange mini-dresses.

But while armchair viewers admired the 36 gorgeous Dutch girls supporting their team against Denmark, the World Cup organisers were rather more suspicious.

And when the half-time whistle blew they moved in and gave all 36 the red card after it was revealed they were part of an elaborate piece of ‘ambush marketing’ by the Dutch beer company Bavaria who are not official sponsors at the tournament.

Everyone knows the easiest way to get into any exclusive sort of event is it have some hot babes flashing skin around you. Megan Fox and Miranda Kerr could be axe murderer’s but if they showed up to the gates of heaven wearing almost nothing and smiling at me, well, I don’t think even God himself could blame me for letting them in.

Miranda Kerr is in a Bikini

June 15th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Miranda Kerr, Miranda Kerr Bikini

After posting that fugly face of that girl that Tiger Woods planted his seed in in the previous post, I felt as though I really needed to make up to you, my loyal followers.

So the two of you should be happy to see Miranda Kerr in a bikini. My penis is.

Perez style, bitches.

(Photos taken by Sam Bisso)

Miranda Kerr Naughty School Girl Video

June 4th, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: Miranda Kerr, Naughty School Girl

A few days ago I posted the shots of Miranda Kerr in Numero Magazine as a naughty school girl, well now the video is out, and I think we can all be thankful that we don’t have to register in our local area to watch a watch a video of a hot school girl.

Unfortunately there’s no topless part in this, but whatever, something tells me you still jizzed in your pants after watching this.

Lady Gaga wants to become Madonna

June 1st, 2010 • Random
Tags: Alejandro, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Miranda Kerr, Vogue

Lady(?) Gaga released the video preview of her latest release, Alejandro, and she’s clearly copying Madonna in “Vogue”.

Fuck me sideways if I’m not a god damn genius (I checked the spelling on that word), but I knew this song reminded me of some old Madonna track.

Did she just go and raid Madonna’s old wardrobe closet for this? What’s next? She going to get Madonna’s arms?

With Christina Aguilera transforming herself into the second coming of Sir Gaga and now this, my poor penis can only hope that his true love Miranda Kerr doesn’t decide to stick with the fembot look.

Miranda Kerr is in Numero Magazine as a Naughty School Girl

May 30th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Miranda Kerr, Numero Magazine, Orlando Bloom

Obviously, whomever had the idea for this photo shoot is into sex with robots or something, as that’s what Miranda Kerr looks like in these pictures.

Nevertheless, it is Miranda Kerr so even if it was a robot, I am legally obligated by my penis to try and have sexual intercourse with it before it rejects me like 100% of females do.

So, I guess what I’m trying to say is…

Miranda Kerr in the June issue of Elle Magazine

May 27th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Elle Magazine, Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr posed for the June issue of Elle Magazine. The pictures aren’t as hot as the ones in GQ, but even complain? I don’t know, I’m asking you.

Miranda Kerr is on the June cover of GQ

May 18th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: GQ Magazine, Miranda Kerr

God she is so hot. Screw you Orlando Bloom!

Here she is on Red Eye on Fox News. Awesome show. Poor girl though, I don’t think she had ever seen an episode of the show before as she looks a tad confused as to what’s going on.

Miranda Kerr on the cover of I-D Magazine

May 17th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: I-D Magazine, Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr posed for the cover of I-D Magazine, and, well, I’d still do her if she looked like that in real life. Who are you to judge?!? She kind of looks like that girl from the 5th Element.

Kind of.

Miranda Kerr Can’t Resist Fried Chicken

May 14th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: Fried Chicken, George, Miranda Kerr, Seinfeld

From Music Rooms:

She said: “I do eat healthily and am careful with my diet but not all the time. There are times when you want that piece of fried chicken. That’s my big weakness and there’s nothing wrong with that.”

Man, I don’t know what I want more right now, Miranda Kerr or Fried Chicken? Definitely Miranda Kerr. Yes.

Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where George wants to combine his two biggest passions, food and sex into one.

Victoria’s Secret Models

May 14th, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: 2010 Victoria's Secret, 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Miranda Kerr, Victorias Secret

Popcrunch has a feature on some of the hottest babes around, plus a bunch of other stuff. One of them categories is the top 50 Victoria’s Secret models.

Here’s a video from the 2010 Victoria’s Secret show.

Unless my grandmother is a 20 year old Megan Fox…

April 30th, 2010 • Random
Tags: Disgusting, Incest, Megan Fox, Miranda Kerr

The Sun reports that a 72 year old woman is having a baby with her grandson!

Pearl told New Idea: “From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship. For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.”

Unless your grandmother is a 20 year old Megan Fox or Miranda Kerr, that is just nasty.

I’m sure there’s some weird ass psychological/evolutionary reason for it. It says in the article that the grandmothers daughter, her grandsons mother, died years ago, so maybe the genes in her are trying to…I don’t know…it’s too weird!

Oh…so…nasty.

This picture of this hot blond doesn’t have anything to do with this article, other than to bring back to life after reading that story.

Sunday afternoon links

March 28th, 2010 • Random
Tags: Alessandra Ambrosio, Bianca Smith, Candice Swanepoel, Fireflies, Hot girls, Hot girls standing next to mirrors, Jesse James, Megan Mollone, Michelle McGee, Miranda Kerr, Owl City, Peaches Geldof, Sleeping Beauties, The 15 Hottest Australian Sports WAGs, Tiger Woods, Tori Spelling, Victorias Secret

COED Magazine

Jesse James’s mistress is Amish. Seriously. TheFabLife

Such an awesome song – Owl City – Fireflies.

I really need too start working at Victoria’s Secret so I can meet Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel HollywoodLife
Tori Spelling is attention starved LaineyGossip

The 15 Hottest Australian Sports WAGs BroBible

Bianca Smith is a Swedish/Filipino model from California to get you through to the NextRound
Peaches Geldof is topless. This does nothing for me. NS4W
I wish I had friends that looked like this. Luckily for us, someone does, and that someone is DJMick

Hot girls standing next to mirrors BullzEye

Sleeping beauties are sleeping at the LazyPalace
Gabby Sidibe is a joke or something in the fashion community. Celebitchy
Megan Mollone is at the DailyNiner
Tiger Woods liked to take porn and cartoons with him wherever he went. TMZ

Miranda Kerr is worth getting fired for.

March 8th, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: Employee, Employee looking at Miranda Kerr photos, Fired, Marquarie Bank, Miranda Kerr

This is a bit old now, but still awesome.

Other Links:
Lucia Tovar: Another Hot Girl! – Hollywoodtuna.com
Hot Girls And Tatoo’s – Nuts Magazine