Emma Glover Is In Nuts Magazine

September 22nd, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Emma Glover, Nuts Magazine

The wonderful, amazing, big titted Emma Glover is in the latest issue of the greatest magazine in the world (my holy book), Nuts Magazine.

I decided to add in a few older pictures as well, as looking at her never gets old.

Nuts Magazine Sports Day Has Girls On Space Hoppers

September 1st, 2010 • Celebs, Video
Tags: Nuts Magazine, Nuts Magazine Sports Day, Space Hoppers

My friends at Nuts Magazine contacted me the other day asking if I’d be interested in featuring the Nuts Magazine Sports Day video on my site, featuring two of their models bouncing up and down on Space Hoppers. It was almost like God was contacting me and asking me if I’d be interested in having Lucy Pinder come over and give me a sponge bath .

Emma Vs Stacey. Who will win? Who cares? It’s two hot British babes bouncing up and down on balls. I think when I die I’d want two hot babes doing that around my casket.

Lucy Pinder. Nuts Magazine. I Like.

August 30th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: Lucy Pinder, Nuts Magazine

British Goddess Lucy Pinder and her massive tits grace the latest issue of Nuts Magazine.

Her tits are so beautiful. I could suck on them and use them as a pillow at them same time. Truly, the lord took his time and paid attention to detail when creating them.

Holly Peers. Nuts Magazine. WOW

August 17th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: Holly Peers, Nuts Magazine

Allow me to get some blood back into my brain before I comment……5…4…3…2…1….10…9…3…4…2…9…

Just watch the video…

Rosie Jones. Nuts Magazine. I Like

August 11th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Nuts Magazine, Rosie Jones

British goddess Rosie Jones is in the latest issue of Nuts magazine showing off her amazing tits and gorgeous ass.

If I met her, I’d let her do whatever she wanted to do to me. Except strap-on’s.

Seriously, they better have these girls running around during the 2012 opening ceremony’s for the London Olympics. Her tits should have been the official mascot.

Holly Peers. Nuts Magazine. Big Tits. I Like

August 3rd, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Holly Peers, Nuts Magazine

British bombshell Holly Peers is in the latest issue of Nuts magazine showing off her glorious tits.

As I’ve pointed how many times, here, and here, British women have the best tits around. Or that’s what I’m just going to beleive thanks to magazines likes Nuts, Loaded, and Front.

I could suck on those tits for days. They look so soft.

Man, if I was a girl, I’d be such an aggressive lesbian. No question. I’d be the biggest lesbian slut out there. I’d be trying to bang any girl out there.

Kind of like the Lesbian Cougars.

Sophie Reade.Nuts Magazine.I Like

July 27th, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: Nuts Magazine, Sophie Read

Today marks the two year countdown to the 2012 London Summer Olympics, and you know those freaking ugly mascots they have, well, I think they need to go back and make Sophie Reade their new mascot.

From a different shoot:

Lucy Pinder.Nuts Magazine. I Like

July 6th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Lucy Pinder, Nuts, Nuts Magazine

Big tits, British, Hot Accent, Great Ass, Big Tits, oh, did I say that already? Damn Lucy Pinder is fine. Look at those tits!

*Makes biting motion with mouth*

Rosie Jones and Her Friends Love The World Cup

June 9th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Emma F, Emma G, India, Leah, Nuts Magazine, Rosie Jones, World Cup, World Cup 2010

Leave it up to the God’s at the appropriately titled Nuts Magazine to come up with the greatest World Cup issue ever.

Is a there women’s soccer in the World Cup? I have no idea. They have women’s hockey in the olympics, so they should have Women’s soccer in the World Cup, and it should be filled with only hot babes that look like these girls, and their uniforms should be like this as well.

Something tells me the UK will win the championship on a regular basis.

Imagine having a 6-some with these girls. It’s almost like having a bunch of tabs open on your web browser, and wanting to read them all (in this case, fuck them all) at once, but you can’t.

Rosie Jones, Emma F, Emma G, India, and Leah could all could sit on my face all day long and I wouldn’t ask for hair.

Anyway, I have to get back to work. I have to be able to stand up in a couple hours when I can leave work.

Sophie Reade is Nuts

June 2nd, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Nuts Magazine, Sophie Reade

My obsession with British girls with big tits with pink nipples is well known amongst my circle of friends. And by friends, I mean the bus driver who tells me to fuck off in the morning when I talk to him.

Here we have Sophie Reade in the June 2010 issue of Nuts Magazine showing off her perky tits.

Let me just be upfront, that I would put up with watching Sex And The City 2 ten straight times if I got to suck on those tits for 2 seconds.

I wonder what these girls do when they’re not taking their tops off. Do they go read “How To Win Friends and Influence People”? Do they read up on the situation in the middle east? Someone should really interview them and ask them these hard hitting questions. But they should have their tops off when they’re being asked the question. And it should be video taped, focusing directly on their tits. I don’t really care what comes out of their mouths. I do care what goes in it though.

Lucy Pinder is Nuts With Big Boobs

May 30th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Lucy Pinder, Nuts Magazine

I came across these screen caps of a Nuts Magazine photo shoot Lucy Pinder did for the May 2010 issue. Click here to see the pictures that made it to the issue.

Honest to God there must be something in the water over there in England. I have not seen any woman with anything lower than C cups over there.

If I was married to Lucy Pinder, I would expect her to walk around the house completely naked all the time.

Lucy Pinder in Nuts Magazine

May 23rd, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Lucy Pinder, Nuts Magazine

Lucy Pinder was in the May issue of Nuts Magazine, and damn, she is fine.

I think going out with one of the topless British models like Lucy Pinder or Rosie Jonies would be cool. They don’t do porn, they’re hot, and when they talk they don’t sound stupid. If they did porn, that would be too weird. Even if it was girl/girl.

I bet they’re pretty boring just like everyone else though, other than for their jobs. After seeing the tweets from porn stars and other celebs, seems like after they’re done “work” they just go home, eat, do laundry, and hit the sack.

I will never look at cleaning the same way again.

Iga Wyrwal on the cover of Nuts Magazine

May 17th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Iga Wyrwal, Nuts Magazine

There is something that happens to a man when he just stares at big breasts. Don’t you hate what evolution has done to us?

Nothing beats real breasts. Fake ones feel like rocks. Some of them look like weird pointy things. Remember back when you were younger, say, in elementry school, and the girls started developing tits, but at first they came out all weird. Some of them looked like they had big nipples growing.

Trouble sleeping? Maybe its your computer

May 16th, 2010 • Babes, Random
Tags: Computer, Lights, Lucy Pinder, Nuts Magazine, Sleeping

From CNN:

J.D. Moyer decided recently to conduct a little experiment with artificial light and his sleep cycle.

The sleep-deprived Oakland, California, resident had read that strong light — whether it’s beaming down from the sun or up from the screens of personal electronics — can reset a person’s internal sleep clock.

So, for one month, whenever the sun set, he turned off all the gadgets and lights in his house — from the bulb hidden in his refrigerator to his laptop computer.
It worked. Instead of falling asleep at midnight, Moyer’s head was hitting the pillow as early as 9 p.m. He felt so well-rested during the test, he said, that friends remarked on his unexpected morning perkiness.

“I had the experience, a number of times, just feeling kind of unreasonably happy for no reason. And it was the sleep,” he said. “Sure, you can get by with six or seven hours, but sleeping eight or nine hours — it’s a different state of mind.”

That sounds pretty interesting. My computer is in my room and I turn it off at night, but it still takes me a while to fall asleep. The worst is when you have a TV in your room.

One thing I wouldn’t mind in my room? Lucy Pinder.

Afternoon and evening links that make you go Nuts

March 24th, 2010 • Random
Tags: Alice Eve, April Scott, Ashley Greene, Bar Rafeili, Big Vagina, Brad Pitt, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Erin McNaught, Gerard Butler, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jesse James, Kate Hudson, Katy Perry, Kim Zolciak, Larry David, LeeAnn Rimes, Lindsay Lohan, Lucy Pinder, Michelle McGee, Mickey Mouse, Nick Hogan, Nuts Magazine, Rali Ivanova, Rihanna, Robert Culp, Summar Glau, The BourBunny Gallery, Tiger Woods, Travis Barker

Lucy Pinder and her gigantically amazingly awesome rack are Nuts

Dude tried to circumcize his own son…after he circumcized himself! The Province
Jesse James is on a roll here! Pretty soon Tigers sexcapades are going to look like a church picnic TheFabLife
Nick Hogan. Fast car. Bad news. Celebuzz
Rihanna James with Travis Barker Popeater
Bar Refaelli is just God Damn. Yeeeah
Mickey Mouse only likes natural tits Celebnewswire
Summer Glau went to the farmers market MoeJackson
Hugh Hefner is rooting for Pamela Anderson on Dancing With The Stars AmyGrindHouse
Brad Pitt is bored so he’s growing a bear and still doing Angelina Wonderwall
Kim Zolciak is a bored bisexual house wife. Nice. Celebitchy
Michelle McGee has a big heart. Probably a big Vagina too. TheBelmish

Kate Hudson and Gerard Butler like to bang. LaineyGossip
Rali Ivanova is in the BullzEye
Ashley Greene makes me blue. Yes, I’ve used that joke before. Whatever. NS4W
The BourBunny Gallery BuffaloTraceSaloon
Erin McNaught Is McYes DonChavez
R.I.P Robert Clup DListed
Lindsay Lohan is doing something for Ed Hardy. She’s the female douche bag now. LaineyGossip
Jennifer Love Hewitt discusses her breakup. I remember I was the first one that said she was hot when she was on Party Of 5. PinkIsTheNewBlog
Katy Perry upskirt pictiures DailyTuna
April Scott and her massive tits. GorillaMask
Tiger Woods banged LeeAnn Rimes TheSuperficial
Alice Eve. It’s the evening links! Manofest
Lindsay Lohan falls flat on her face PopSugar