Posts Tagged ‘Orlando Bloom’
Miranda Kerr Likes Playing With Blue Balls
June 30th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Miranda Kerr, Miranda Kerr injures herself, Orlando Bloom
Oh lookie here, guess who’s making back to back appearances?? Why Miranda Kerr ofcourse, this time with a big blue ball. I wonder if she’s trying to send a message to Orlando Bloom or something.
Miranda Kerr is in Numero Magazine as a Naughty School Girl
May 30th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Miranda Kerr, Numero Magazine, Orlando Bloom
Obviously, whomever had the idea for this photo shoot is into sex with robots or something, as that’s what Miranda Kerr looks like in these pictures.
Nevertheless, it is Miranda Kerr so even if it was a robot, I am legally obligated by my penis to try and have sexual intercourse with it before it rejects me like 100% of females do.
So, I guess what I’m trying to say is…
