Posts Tagged ‘Paris Hilton’
Paris Hilton Does Jimmy Kimmel
November 25th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Paris Hilton
Well, not literally, but she was on his show last night and I missed it. Oh my god I know right?!? How will I go on.
She was signing autographs for her fans. I’ll be honest. My brain has checked out on this post. It’s snowing like hell outside and I’m sitting here in my underwear.
So either look at these pictures or have a visual of me in my underwear in your head.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Paris Hilton Arrives At The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hlls Premiere Party
October 11th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Paris Hilton
Seriously, I’ve never looked at a bunch of women before and said NO FUCKING WAY would I stick my cock in any of them.
Well, maybe Paris, with three condoms, and the lights off, and her promising to hide her feet. Seriously, her feet like as big as Big Birds and her squinty eye would be distracting to me.
I’m just saying.
Paris Hilton Is In Court
September 20th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton pleaded guilty to two misdemeanors, drug possession and obstructing an officer today in Las Vegas, following her August 27 arrest for cocaine possession on the Las Vegas Strip.
I remember reading somewhere that Paris sticks the cocaine up her pussy sometimes so no one will find it.
Next time you do coke with Paris, remember where it’s been, and don’t forget she has Herpes.
Paris Hilton Is Full Breasted
August 11th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Paris Hilton, Perfume, Tease
Paris Hilton decided to dress like Marilyn Monroe and show off her tits for the launch of her new perfume fragrance, Tease, at My Studio in Hollywood.
Since when are her tits that big? Are those real? Did she get implants?
I would so do her.
Paris Hilton Travels Light When Going To Africa
July 1st, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Africa, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Luggage
Paris Hilton posted these photo’s on her Twitter account while traveling to Africa to take in the World Cup, and holy fuck, look at all that luggage. Is she planning to take back a 1000 lion testicles with her or something?
Fuck I could squeeze all my possessions into that big case her ass is sitting on.
I would so do her.
Oh, and someone thinks she’s an idiot.
Paris Hilton Is On A Plane To Vegas
June 18th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Jesse James, las vegas, Paris Hilton, Sex Tape, Twitter
Paris Hilton posted this picture earlier on her Twitter as she gets ready to fly to Vegas.
Man her pictures are freaking boring on Twitter. She needs to amp it up like Coco and Adrianne Curry and start posting naked pictures of herself.
Ehhhh actually, fuck, nevermind, she has a damn sex tape out and naked pictures of herself all over.
Maybe she should make a sex tape of herself having sex with Jesse James in his overalls. That would be interesting.
Paris Hilton’s Nipples
June 16th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Bra, Herpes, Nipples, No bra, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton was out and about yesterday showing off her haircut and her nipples.
She’s not the hottest girl out there, and has a droopy eye, and big feet, and small tits, so I don’t really know where I’m going with this, other than to say that I would totally do her and worry about herpes later.
What the fuck is up with these pants?
Len Grossman was at the MTV Movie Awards
June 7th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: Audrina Patridge, Cameron Diaz, Christina Aguilera, J-WOWW, Katy, Ken Jeong, Kristen Stewart, Len Grossmam, Lily Collins, Lindsay Lohan, MTV Movie Awards, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Snookie, Snoop Dog, Stephanie Pratt, Tom Cruise, Vanessa Hudgens
The show nobody watches was on last night, featuring Tom Cruise as Len Grossman. But damn, the women were looking fine. Katy Perry and her massive big tits especially.
Represent.
Tom Cruise as Les Grossman. Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Lopez is wearing a diaper under that skirt?
Katy Perry looks good with any hair colour, thanks to her breasts.
Bleqh.
The Jersey Shore limo. Why not just show up in a trailer?
Snooki looks like one of those girls where after you’ve fucked and she rolls out of bed and you see her rolls, you’d want to chop your penis off.
Vanessa Hudgens has nice boobies.
Christina Aguilera can’t decide if she wants to look like Lady Gaga or Tori Spelling 
Is Kristen Stewart 12 or something? Maybe she should just wear some jeans.
Lindsay Lohan took time out from hunting and gathering to show up at the MTV Movie awards. 
I was wondering how Tom was at eye level with Cameron Diaz.
I just barfed a little in my mouth. Snooki and J-WoWW 
Ken Jeong
Stephanie Pratt showed up with some dude wearing a hat. Why is this girl famous? 
Lily Collins needs to get her damn eye brows trimmed.
Oh yes, Audrina Patridge 
Paris, Snooki, and Nicky at the MTV Movie Awards
June 6th, 2010 • Random
Tags: MTV Movie Awards, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Snookie
Paris Hilton posted this picture of herself with Snookie and her sister at the MTV Movie Awards on her Twitter earlier.
Christ, doesn’t it look like Nikky Hilton is the cock blocker of this group? Did she great that dress at TJ Max or something?
Anyway, two chicks with herpes and the other one as the group cock blocker, I’ll pass.
Paris Hilton and her hanger-ons
June 2nd, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: BFF, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton posted this picture on Twitter earlier where she’s hanging out with her hanger-ons.
Obviously she’s the pack leader with this group of dogs. Note that the girl with the camera in her hand is your cock blocker.
So, which one of you ladies is into anal?
Paris Hilton is in Las Vegas
May 29th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: las vegas, Paris Hilton
This isn’t the best picture, so it may been hard to tell that Paris is the girl in the middle (remember, she wants to be the CENTER of attention), but there’s one way you can always tell if it’s Paris or not.
Look at her feet. No one has feet as big as hers.
Paris Hilton joins the Sailors
May 27th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Paris Hilton, USO
Say what you will about her droopy eye and her big feet, Paris Hilton does have an awesome body.
Saddam Hussein was gay
May 25th, 2010 • Random
Tags: CIA, gay, Osama Bin Laden, Paris Hilton, Saddam Hussein, Sex Tape
From The Washington Post:
During planning for the 2003 invasion of Iraq, the CIA’s Iraq Operations Group kicked around a number of ideas for discrediting Saddam Hussein in the eyes of his people.
One was to create a video purporting to show the Iraqi dictator having sex with a teenage boy, according to two former CIA officials familiar with the project.
“It would look like it was taken by a hidden camera,” said one of the former officials. “Very grainy, like it was a secret videotaping of a sex session.”
The idea was to then “flood Iraq with the videos,” the former official said.
I hope they consulted Paris Hilton on this. She knows many things about making sex tapes.
Tonights hot tweets
May 19th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Chanel, Elektra Blue, Eliza Dushku, Glenn Beck, James Gandolfini, Jesse Jane, Maxim Hot 100, Paris Hilton, Rick Fox, Tweets, Tweets, Twitter
This is a new feature on dudeonthebus.com, where I go through a list of tweets by celebs/porn stars/random people and post some of the one I that I thought were cool/interesting.
You’re welcome.
Eliza Dushku at the Lakers game with Rick Fox.
Chanel attending the Maxim Hot 100.
Jesse Jane doing something.
Elektra Blue getting a tan.
Glenn Beck was impressed by Tony Soprano.
Cindy Pucci. Um, enough said.
Paris Hilton took a picture of the party she was at. Someone responded with something not so nice.
Paris Hilton has arrived in Cannes
May 13th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Cannes, Cannes Film Festival, Film Festival, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton tweeted this photo a little while ago, saying she’s just arrived in Cannes. Didn’t people try to get away from her the last time she was there?
Jeremy Piven Kept “Staring at” Jessica Simpson’s Butt on Entourage Set – Lloyd!!!!
May 13th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Entourage, Entourage Season 7, Jeremy Piven, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton
From UsWeekly:
Jeremy Piven found a way to pass time on the Beverly Hills set of Entourage Tuesday as Jessica Simpson filmed her buzzed-about cameo.
“In between takes, he was staring at Jessica’s ass in the most obvious of ways,” a witness tells UsMagazine.com. “He wasn’t being sly about it and would just watch her every move. He flirts with ugly girls, so you can imagine how crazy for Jessica Simpson he was. She almost seemed like she couldn’t wait to change into her jeans, but she was a good sport about it and kind of laughed it off.”
I love him on Entourage, and throughout Hollywood he’s known as Mr.Horn Dog. I would love to be part of his Entourage.
Jessica Simpson VS Paris Hilton in a car wash:
Sunday Morning links. Lindsay Lohan needs more people to follow her on twitter
March 28th, 2010 • Random
Tags: Big Boobs, Carolina Cup, Christina Aguilera, Jesse Jane, Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry, Khloe Odom, Kids Choice Awards, Kim Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari, Loaded Magazine, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, Sexy ring girls, Tegan Woodford
Christina Aguilera releases the first 15 seconds of her new song. I remember when I got my first car, I named it XTina, after Christina Aguilera. PinkIsTheNewBlog
Kristin Cavallari is looking amazing in a black dress. Damn. DrunkenStepfather
Jessica Simpson is getting her hair done. It’s a boring Sunday. PopSugar
Paris Hilton gets pulled over by the cops again. TheBlemish
Katy Perry gets slimed at the Kids Choice awards. *Shakes Cane at kids* TheCelebrityBlog
Big awesome magazine of Boobs! NS4W
Khloe Odom brags about her awesome life. Kim Kardashian is single. Bossip
Tegan Woodford has BugeHoobs
Carolina Cup and hot girls BroBible
Miley Cyrus has a quickie DJMick
Sexy ring girls Funtasticus
Friday Links and a Hooters Ball Girl
March 26th, 2010 • Random
Tags: Ashley Greene, Hot Student Bodies, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jesse James inducted into the adultery hall of fame, Katie Holmes, Marisa Miller, Matthew McConaughey, Megan Fox, Michelle "Bombshell" Mcgee message for the haters, Miley Cyrus, Moe Jackson, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Paula Abdul, Prince, Really HOT Girls, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe, Sandra Bullock, Sophie Howard, The Real Housewives, Vanessa Hudgens, Victoria Silvstedt, Victorias Secret swimsuit party
Megan Fox is practically a virgin! DListed
Vanessa Hudgens is looking seriously HOT Popoholic
Jesse James inducted to the adultery hall of fame TheFabLife
Sophie Howard is topless Egotastic
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a thing for office supplies Celebuzz
Victoria Silvstedt UseMyComputer
Sandra Bullock gets naked DonChavez
Jessica Biels amazing ass CollegeHumor
SEC Babes COED Magazine
Maria Sharpova extreme cameltoe TaxiDriverMovie
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie together again for the Victorias Secret swimsuit party PopSugar
Marisa Miller topless pictures in Czech GQ are fantastic on Egotastic
Ashley Greene is the hottest woman alive. Thanks PopSguar
Really really really really really REALLY HOT GIRLS DoubleViking
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee has a message for all the haters DListed
Apparently Jesse James is a racist Celebitchy
Reese Witherspoon is a MILF PinkIsTheNewBlog
Ryan Phillippe has a new chick NyPost
The Real Housewives. The eyes have it Jezebel
Prince must pay 3 million dollars for cancelling a show Canoe
Paula Abdul to join broadway show DigitalSpy
Flashback: Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz get it on for the first time PopSugar
Katie Holmes is in some new movie JustJared
Matthew McConaughey takes his boy for a spin CelebrityBabyScoop
Miley Cyrus has a new boyfriend who were dad doesn’t like or something LaineyGossip
How to quit your job. That’s pretty Heavy
The new best dad ever LitelySalted
Is Ashley Tisdale gaining weight on her face? MoeJackson
