Miko Lee Is Asian. Has Big Tits. Probably A Racist.

May 20th, 2011 • Babes, Celebs, NSFW, Sex
Tags: asian, black, Caucasian, Miko Lee, Porn, Racist

Sometimes porn star Miko Lee posted this photo on her Twitter account earlier. Those are nice, big, natural tits. Surprising as most Asian chicks are as flat as a desk, but that is fine too, as I would still hit that if they would give me permission too.

Though, she’s Asian, so she really only likes Caucasian guys. I haven’t seen her fuck any Asian guys, then again, I don’t go looking for “hot chick + asian guy” in my porn searches, as that would be weird. I’ve seen her do black dudes. Once you go black in porn, there is no going back.

From what I’ve heard, they tell girls in porn to wait a while before they fuck a black guy…as apparently all us men are waiting for nothing more than to see a hot girl have her ass ripped apart by Mandingo.

So I hear….

Hollywood Lied To Us!

November 9th, 2010 • Random
Tags: Disney, Porn

Found this on Ginger Lee’s web site, and while true, a guy can always pay an escort to be his “insatiable whore”, but no female will ever pay for a “prince charming”.

Then again, you don’t need to pay guys, as long as sex is a remote possibility, he’ll bark like a dog and wear a tutu on the street for you.

Steal Our Wireless But Hide Your Porn

July 8th, 2010 • Uncategorized
Tags: Amy Reid, Girls Downstairs, Porn, Wireless Porn

No guy would ever complain if some hot girls downstairs were downloading porn from his wireless. Maybe these girls aren’t hot. They may be your typical “Women’s Studies” girls that don’t shave their armpits.

Via Gizmodo

Golden Girls Do Porn

June 9th, 2010 • Video
Tags: Betty White, Golden Girls, Golden Girls Porno Parody, Parody, Porn

Apparently people like seeing porn parody’s, with the Glee Porn Parody set for release, now there’s a Golden Girls porno parody.

WHY GOD, WHY?!?

I’m more interested in who the fuck orders this shit? Is it bored women who like story lines with horrible acting and enjoy masturbating all at the same time? Is your husband that bad? Seriously, if you’re hot, call me, I’ll do you.

I know its porn, so I’m we’re not asking for much in terms of acting here, but come on! Even Joey Tribbiani wouldn’t be this bad.

Who gets porn for the acting anyway?

And do they all end up eating cheesecake in the end?

So when you watch it, remember the this picture.

Porn star is having a bad day. Her friend died. Also, her foot hurts.

June 2nd, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Murders, Porn, Sophie Dee, Stephen Hill, Tom Dong

British Porn Star Sophie Dee’s friend died today after another one of her friends in the porn industry went on a rampage, stabbed 2 people and killed 1.

Her Tweet:

Well, at least she didn’t say her ass was still gaping from the previous double anal shoot. That would have been rather unfortunate.

Update: Looks like she’s over it now.

Community Leaders Outraged There Aren’t More Anal Gangbang Porno’s

May 27th, 2010 • Random
Tags: Anal, Porn

Well now, who wouldn’t be?

I remember seeing a documentary on porn on the CBC ages ago. The girls were talking about the things they had to do to prepare for anal scenes. A couple girls mentioned they had to stick butt plugs up their asses for a week to get it to be “stretchy” enough.

Definitely no workers compensation in that field of work.

Kendra Wilkinson is porn box office gold

May 21st, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Kendra Wilkinson, Porn, Sex Tape

From TMZ.com:

Kendra Wilkinson is XXX box office gold — more so than Kim Kardashian, sources at Vivid tell TMZ.

We’ve learned the pre-sale orders for Kendra’s sex tape are the biggest in Vivid Entertainment’s history.

Why does anyone buy porn? It’s FREE all over the internet! Do you have to be the first one to see it? People like that are weird.

Don’t you hate it when your period ruins your porn shoot?

May 21st, 2010 • Sex
Tags: period, Porn

Damn that aunt flo!

Kayden Kross – This is what Orson Welles Really meant by Rosebud…

May 16th, 2010 • Babes, Sex
Tags: Kayden Kross, Orson Welles, Porn, Rosebud

Kayden Kross posted this on her Twitter a few hours ago. I was curious by what she meant, so I clicked the link, and I was like “ooooh…hmmm…I don’t know if that’s what Orson Welles meant, but I like your way of thinking…”

Anyway, I can’t post the picture here, but here’s the link to the picture. It’s very NSFW.

Dana DeArmond – the internet’s girlfriend – may have drank her own pee

May 16th, 2010 • Babes
Tags: after shave, Dana DeArmond, Drink pee, fetish, Internet's Girlfriend, Porn

Dana DeArmond, from theinternetsgirlfriend.com, may have drank her own pee.

I’ve never drank my own pee, so I have no idea what it tastes like, BUT, I have accidental gotten after shave in my mouth many many times, and let me tell you, it tastes disgusting. I doubt pee tastes as bad as after shave.

Porn star Nikki Benz on Cubed

May 14th, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: Cubed, Nikki Benz, Porn, Tv Show

Is this a TV show? I’m confused.

Joslyn James Porn: Tiger Woods’ ’11th Hole’ Porno Nears Debut

May 11th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Sex, Sports
Tags: Joslyn James, Porn, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods' '11th Hole' Porno Nears Debut

From The HuffingtonPost.com:

Joslyn James’ strip shows are no longer the raunchiest way to see one of Tiger Woods’ alleged porn star mistress. The adult actress, who says Woods twice impregnated her, is set to star in a new porn film that “will depict never-before-told intimate details of her three-year relationship with the golf champion,” a press release promises.

According to the release, the steamy film is called “The Eleventh Hole” and will feature the extremely graphic text messages that James says Woods sent her. “The movie will take viewers behind the Tiger Woods headlines” and will present the plot “in sensual and graphic terms,” the press release says.

James has previously stripped near the sites of Tiger Woods’ first two tournaments since his return to professional golf.

A Thursday tweet from James suggested that she may be currently working on the film’s production or promotion. Scroll down to see the movie cover photo as well as the full press release.

Talk about “milking” a story. These girls are ridiculous. They all chose to have sex with Tiger Woods. No one put a gun to their head. Besides, Tiger, the alpha male, was just doing what his genes were telling him to do. Seriously.

I still can’t believe he knocked her up twice. As they said on the Sopranos, ever heard of pulling out?

Life After Porn

May 2nd, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Bill O'Reilly, Jenna Jameson, Life After Porn, Porn, Sex

Sean Macaulay at TheDailyBeast.com wrote a wicked story a few days on “Life After Porn“, discussing how difficult it can be for actors in that industry to integrate themselves back into mainstream society, especially for the female actors.

This all comes on the heels of Jenna Jameson’s assault charge against her husband and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz.

In the age of Google, can you ever really start afresh from porn and have a normal life? A new documentary, Exxxit: Life After Porn, which hits the festival circuit later this year, explores just this topic. Director Bryce Wagoner interviewed more than 20 adult stars for the film, including industry legends like Randy West, Asia Carrera, and Amber Lynn. What he discovered was that porn is a fantasy world of quick money whose real price only becomes apparent when you try to return to normality.

“We found the men stayed in the business as long as they could and were mostly OK with it,” says Wagoner, an amiable Southerner and former teenage bodybuilding champion. “The women who only did it for four to five years were the most jaded and had the toughest lives afterward. Every woman we spoke to—apart from Amber Lynn, who’s still going strong—had to reboot their lives at 30 and start over in some small town.” Such efforts were made all the more difficult by poverty. “For one reason or another,” says Wagoner, “they didn’t save any money, or if they did save some money, they’d lost it through some guy.”

Porn on the bus!

March 23rd, 2010 • Sex, Transit
Tags: bus, Porn

From Ananova:

Soft porn for bus passengers
Bus passengers in Sofia are being shown soft porn films on giant video screens at night.

During the day the plasma screens in the Bulgarian capital show bus times, but the night shift now has the porn films on view.

A spokesman for the station management said: “We wanted to give the passengers something to take their minds off the cold and to pass the time while waiting for a bus, and there are unlikely to be children around that time of night.”

The move however has angered many, including mothers with young children, who say the movies are a disgrace.

They also claim the security guards have stopped patrolling for troublemakers, and spend their time watching the giant screens instead.

I wonder if they know about BangBus.