Lindsay Lohan Takes Neat Notes

July 7th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Guilty, Lindsay Lohan, Probation

Lindsay Lohan was found guilty of violating her probation and sentenced (plus served with notice that she’s being sued for over $17,000 for stealing from a designer store) to 90 days in jail, but what I find the most interesting is how her neat her note taking is.

Look at that!

Reminds me of the time I had a hot girl working at a bar write in a birthday card for me that I was sending to a chick anonymously.

I wonder if Lohan will be anyone’s bitch in prison. She already likes chicks.

Lindsay Lohan Is Clearing Rumors

May 24th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Cannes, Dina Lohan, drugs, Lindsay Lohan, Probation

Blah Blah. God this chick is a mess. She looks like she aged 20 years in Cannes.

If you don’t want to go through the mental anguish of watching the video, I’ll save you the time and tell you that she basically denies everything, even though she everyone who knows how to use a camera following her all over the place in Cannes and taking pictures of her partying.

And her mother told RadarOnline:

“We did what we had to do to protect her,” Dina said. It’s a statement that may not be looked at favorably by the judge and prosecutor handling Lindsay’s probation violation case. “We did that for court purposes and the warrant purposes. To clear all that up before she hits American soil, which we have done, so she is now able to come.” “There was no music to face. We were dealing with issues to get her back safely — without an arrest and vacate the warrant. And that takes time, that doesn’t happen overnight. There are a lot of phone calls, a lot of people involved and a lot of decisions being made. So we did what we had to do to protect her.”We were dealing with the attorneys. We have a criminal attorney that pretty much tells us which direction to go.” “I left court, I spoke with Lindsay and told her that I would be making arrangements for bail to be posted so that she would not be arrested upon return to Los Angeles.”

Wow sometimes I feel like I’m taking crazy pills listening to the Lohans.

Lindsay Lohan has landed from Cannes!

May 22nd, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Cannes, Lindsay Lohan, Probation

Seriously, how the hell does someone on probation get to travel the world, skip out on their alcohol education classes, etc? Bizzaro world.