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“Sex at Dawn”: Why Monogamy Goes Against Our Nature

June 27th, 2010 • Sex
Tags: "Sex at Dawn": Why Monogamy Goes Against Our Nature, Brooklyn Decker, Cacilda Jetha, Christopher Ryan, Evolution, Marriage, Relationships, Sex

Salon Magazine did an interview with Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jethá, the authors of the new book “Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality,”, about the sorry state of marriage in the western world, and how monogamy goes completely against evolution.

From Salon:

But Ryan and Jethá also have a theory for what’s causing this misery: From a biological perspective, men and women simply aren’t meant to be in lifelong monogamous unions. In “Sex at Dawn,” which uses evidence gathered from human physiology, archaeology, primate biology and anthropological studies of pre-agricultural tribes from around the world, they argue that monogamy and the nuclear family are more recent inventions than most of us would expect — and far less natural than we’ve come to believe.

You can read more at the Salon web site by clicking here.

This stuff has been written about in hundreds if not thousands of books. For men especially, monogamy is almost impossible, especially after the kids are grown up. The male brain sends a signal saying “hey, look, this woman has given us two kids, they’re both grown up now, they don’t need us anymore, we can leave and start a new family with a much younger and hotter woman”.

Men are visual creatures. We see a hot babe, the blood flow to the brain stops and it all goes straight to the penis, wanting us to “pro-create”.

Kinda like when I see the Brooklyn Decker, all I want to do is have unprotected sex with her. She’s so hot that I wouldn’t care how many baby’s I’d have with her. Hot babes are much better to have baby’s with. Who wants to have make a baby with an ugly chick? You’ll be thinking to yourself “Fuck, if that’s what she looks like now, imagine what she’s going to look like in 18 years”. That’s when you jump off a bridge.

Breaking Up Via Facebook

June 22nd, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: AreYouInterested, Breaking Up On Facebook, Facebook, Facebook relationship status, Relationships

I’m too ugly to be in a relationship, so thankfully, I don’t need to worry about this, Yes! Mashable reports:

If you’ve ever checked up on your alleged S.O.’s Facebook page only to find that the “In a Relationship” status had been switched to “Single,” you know the feeling is gut-wrenching. But breaking up via a passive-aggressive Facebook update is becoming more and more common.

In fact, a recent poll shows that one out of four newly dumped Facebook users found out about the breakup by seeing it publicly broadcast on Facebook. Ouch!

Facebook dating app AreYouInterested conducted this survey on its Facebook Page, gathering about 1,000 responses in total. The results are telling. Apparently, a lot of us are using this social network to do the “dirty work” of dating, from surreptitious splits to manipulative messaging.

Almost 25% of respondents found out their own relationship was over by seeing it on Facebook first.

Around 21% of respondents said they would carry out a Facebook breakup by changing their status to single.

Nearly 40% of respondents have updated their status on Facebook so the person they’re dating sees they have plans.

And almost 35% of respondents have used their Facebook status to make someone think they have plans, even if they don’t.

The vast majority of respondents to this survey were guys; just 30% of survey takers were women.

I had a friend once who had never dated before, and he met some girl on online, and they chatted for a bit, and then they decided to “date”, but had still never met, and called eachother boyfriend and girlfriend!

Anyway, hot babe Jolie O’Dell posted this article. I’d date her.

Porn stars will tell you how guys ruin the moment

May 14th, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: dating, Guys, Porn stars, Relationships, Ruining the moment, Sex

I remember once listening to a sex talk show on the radio and this guy that called in said he ruined the moment by having a shit stain on his white underwear. Yeah, that’ll pretty much ruin it.