Posts Tagged ‘Sex’
Couple Having Sex On A Rooftop
June 3rd, 2011 • Babes, NSFW
Tags: Fox News, Lauren Sivan, Rooftop Sex, Sex
Fox News anchor Lauren Sivan (Hot girl/Hot name) posted this picture on her Twitter profile earlier. I have no idea if she took the picture, but it was posted with the headline “There’s probably a good chance this is one of my elected representatives”
The girl looks fit.
The Men At The IMF Are Apparently Horny
May 20th, 2011 • Celebs, Random, Video
Tags: IMF, Sex
Interesting article on CNBC today about the horny alpha male men working at the IMF, and the sweet, innocent, angel’s of women that there who feel they are constantly being harassed by men.
Some women avoid wearing skirts for fear of attracting unwanted attention. Others trade whispered tips about overly forward bosses. A 2008 internal review found few restraints on the conduct of senior managers, concluding that “the absence of public ethics scandals seems to be more a consequence of luck than good planning and action.”
I know there are many douche bag men out there with no respect towards women whatsoever. There are monsters out there, no question. and I am in no way excusing their behavior. Period. Full stop.
Having said that (If Larry David knew me, he’d make fun of me for saying “having said that”), I’m tired of hearing that they all these women are damsels in distress and have no idea what’s going on.
Women know how to control men. This stuff has been going on for all of human evolution, and quite frankly, some women have no problem sleeping with their boss to get ahead. It’s just that simple. Why are any of us shocked by this?
Again, not excusing what the now former head of the IMF allegedly did to the female worker at the hotel he was staying at. If he’s found guilty, then he should be sent to prison.
Remember ladies, you have to act like a bitch sometimes, otherwise US MEN WILL NOT GET THE HINT. If you are in any way nice to a man, he will automatically think that you want to sleep with him. It’s just in our nature. It’s how we’re made, and it really sucks. Us men hate it.
Trust me, it’s not fun being horny 24/7 with no release. Women have no idea what a man’s sex drive is like. It is all consuming. If there was a pill I could take to kill it, I would be first in line.
So, women, just be bitches and you won’t have any more problems from men.
College In PJ’s
May 20th, 2011 • Babes, Video
Tags: College In PJ's, Deaf, Sex, viagra
I found this video on Gawker’s web site as they were talking about educational loans…or something….I don’t really know. I just saw this girl in her PJ’s talking about education.
I actually didn’t even listen to the audio as I’m listening to Adam Carolla’s podcast right now and they’re talking about Katy Perry’s list of demands on her latest tour.
So we need girls in PJ’s now on a bed to get motivated to learn? I’m not judging…I’m just confirming. I’ve always learned best that way.
I can only imagine what it’s like to be allowed to have sex with Katy Perry. I would take 10 Viagra’s and just keep plowing her as much as I possibly before I fall off the bed and die of a heart attack…or go deaf thank’s to the Viagra, whichever comes first.
Yes, I realize this post is all over the place.
Me Don’t Love You Long Time
January 16th, 2011 • Babes, Sex
Tags: asian, Japan, Sex
via HuffingtonPost
Now for some frigid news from Japan that has nothing to do with winter temperatures: a new government-commissioned study finds that young Japanese men are losing their interest in sex, yet another warning sign in a nation notorious for its low birth rate.
According to the AFP, a whopping 36.1 percent of teenage boys between the ages of 16-19 said they had little to no interest in sex, and in some cases even despised it, more than twice the 2008 figure of 17.5 percent. Futhermore, the survey, conducted in September 2010, reportedly found that 83.7 percent of Japanese men who turned 20 this year were not dating anyone, while 49.3 percent said they had never had a girlfriend. Girls, it seems, are suffering from a similar lack of heat: 59 percent in the same age group felt the same way, up 12 percentage points from 2008.
Kunio Kitamura, head of the clinic of the Japan Family Planning Association which took part in the survey, said the data confirms a wider social belief that younger Japanese men are becoming “herbivorous,” a label attached to passive men who do not actively seek women and sex. Many younger people were opting to delay starting a family due to the perceived burden on their finances, lifestyles and careers. “The findings seem to reflect the increasing shallowness of human relations in today’s busy society.” Kitamura is quoted by CNN as saying.
I don’t find this to be too surprising. You ever hangout with an Asian chick? As frigid as my nuts in the arctic. And Japanese guys…well, have half of them are done up more than the girls are.
I think I’ve mentioned this a few times in my previous posts.
Though, I am a little jealous of these Japanese boys, as sometimes I wish I’d lose my sex drive. You’d think my sex drive would figure it out by now that all the girls in my town are racist (because they’re all Asian) so there’s no point in wanting me to mate.
Oh, and I have no idea who that girl in the banner photo is. Another hot Japanese girl that I have no chance with.
“Sex at Dawn”: Why Monogamy Goes Against Our Nature
June 27th, 2010 • Sex
Tags: "Sex at Dawn": Why Monogamy Goes Against Our Nature, Brooklyn Decker, Cacilda Jetha, Christopher Ryan, Evolution, Marriage, Relationships, Sex
Salon Magazine did an interview with Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jethá, the authors of the new book “Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality,”, about the sorry state of marriage in the western world, and how monogamy goes completely against evolution.
From Salon:
But Ryan and Jethá also have a theory for what’s causing this misery: From a biological perspective, men and women simply aren’t meant to be in lifelong monogamous unions. In “Sex at Dawn,” which uses evidence gathered from human physiology, archaeology, primate biology and anthropological studies of pre-agricultural tribes from around the world, they argue that monogamy and the nuclear family are more recent inventions than most of us would expect — and far less natural than we’ve come to believe.
You can read more at the Salon web site by clicking here.
This stuff has been written about in hundreds if not thousands of books. For men especially, monogamy is almost impossible, especially after the kids are grown up. The male brain sends a signal saying “hey, look, this woman has given us two kids, they’re both grown up now, they don’t need us anymore, we can leave and start a new family with a much younger and hotter woman”.
Men are visual creatures. We see a hot babe, the blood flow to the brain stops and it all goes straight to the penis, wanting us to “pro-create”.
Kinda like when I see the Brooklyn Decker, all I want to do is have unprotected sex with her. She’s so hot that I wouldn’t care how many baby’s I’d have with her. Hot babes are much better to have baby’s with. Who wants to have make a baby with an ugly chick? You’ll be thinking to yourself “Fuck, if that’s what she looks like now, imagine what she’s going to look like in 18 years”. That’s when you jump off a bridge.
Cameron Diaz Will Travel For Cock
June 16th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs
Tags: Cameron Diaz, Cameron Diaz will travel for cock, Miranda Kerr, Sex
As you may know, I have a hard spot in my pants for girls that are willing to travel to me to get it on, so I cummed a little after reading this on the HuffingtonPost.com (Hi Arianna!)
On traveling for love:
“Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] cock. You’ve got to go where it is.”
More:
On primal sex:
“I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”
You know, I’ve seen her without makeup in so many pictures that…eeeh…who am I kidding? I’d pummel her vagina like it was the gateway to doing anal with Miranda Kerr’s ass.
Cameron, next time you’re in Vancouver and need some cock, I know a guy, that knows another guy, that knows a guy….
Facebook is evil
May 21st, 2010 • Sex
Tags: Facebook, Sex
The game consisted of having the grade 12 students seducing the grade 8 girls.
I’m never having kids.
Porn stars will tell you how guys ruin the moment
May 14th, 2010 • Babes, Video
Tags: dating, Guys, Porn stars, Relationships, Ruining the moment, Sex
I remember once listening to a sex talk show on the radio and this guy that called in said he ruined the moment by having a shit stain on his white underwear. Yeah, that’ll pretty much ruin it.
Life After Porn
May 2nd, 2010 • Babes
Tags: Bill O'Reilly, Jenna Jameson, Life After Porn, Porn, Sex

Sean Macaulay at TheDailyBeast.com wrote a wicked story a few days on “Life After Porn“, discussing how difficult it can be for actors in that industry to integrate themselves back into mainstream society, especially for the female actors.
This all comes on the heels of Jenna Jameson’s assault charge against her husband and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz.
In the age of Google, can you ever really start afresh from porn and have a normal life? A new documentary, Exxxit: Life After Porn, which hits the festival circuit later this year, explores just this topic. Director Bryce Wagoner interviewed more than 20 adult stars for the film, including industry legends like Randy West, Asia Carrera, and Amber Lynn. What he discovered was that porn is a fantasy world of quick money whose real price only becomes apparent when you try to return to normality.“We found the men stayed in the business as long as they could and were mostly OK with it,” says Wagoner, an amiable Southerner and former teenage bodybuilding champion. “The women who only did it for four to five years were the most jaded and had the toughest lives afterward. Every woman we spoke to—apart from Amber Lynn, who’s still going strong—had to reboot their lives at 30 and start over in some small town.” Such efforts were made all the more difficult by poverty. “For one reason or another,” says Wagoner, “they didn’t save any money, or if they did save some money, they’d lost it through some guy.”
How sex works – another instant classic
December 27th, 2009 • Uncategorized
Tags: how sex works, Sex
There better be pictures!
Why do men fall asleep after sex
December 27th, 2009 • Uncategorized
Tags: Sex, sleep
I assume it’s because cuddling sucks? :p
Sex, Drugs, and Coco Puffs
December 27th, 2009 • Uncategorized
Tags: Books, coco puffs, drugs, girls, Sex
I tried going up to girls with this book an saying “hey, so do you do any of these in the morning?”
Needless to say, no one has a sense of humor.
Finally! How to do everything during sex
December 27th, 2009 • Sex
Tags: how to do everything, Sex
Finally someone wrote a book on it!
















































































