Len Grossman was at the MTV Movie Awards

June 7th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: Audrina Patridge, Cameron Diaz, Christina Aguilera, J-WOWW, Katy, Ken Jeong, Kristen Stewart, Len Grossmam, Lily Collins, Lindsay Lohan, MTV Movie Awards, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Snookie, Snoop Dog, Stephanie Pratt, Tom Cruise, Vanessa Hudgens

The show nobody watches was on last night, featuring Tom Cruise as Len Grossman. But damn, the women were looking fine. Katy Perry and her massive big tits especially.

Represent.

Tom Cruise as Les Grossman. Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Lopez is wearing a diaper under that skirt?

Katy Perry looks good with any hair colour, thanks to her breasts.

Bleqh.

The Jersey Shore limo. Why not just show up in a trailer?

Snooki looks like one of those girls where after you’ve fucked and she rolls out of bed and you see her rolls, you’d want to chop your penis off.

Vanessa Hudgens has nice boobies.

Christina Aguilera can’t decide if she wants to look like Lady Gaga or Tori Spelling

Is Kristen Stewart 12 or something? Maybe she should just wear some jeans.

Lindsay Lohan took time out from hunting and gathering to show up at the MTV Movie awards.

I was wondering how Tom was at eye level with Cameron Diaz.

I just barfed a little in my mouth. Snooki and J-WoWW

Ken Jeong

Stephanie Pratt showed up with some dude wearing a hat. Why is this girl famous?

Lily Collins needs to get her damn eye brows trimmed.

Oh yes, Audrina Patridge

Paris, Snooki, and Nicky at the MTV Movie Awards

June 6th, 2010 • Random
Tags: MTV Movie Awards, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Snookie

Paris Hilton posted this picture of herself with Snookie and her sister at the MTV Movie Awards on her Twitter earlier.

Christ, doesn’t it look like Nikky Hilton is the cock blocker of this group? Did she great that dress at TJ Max or something?

Anyway, two chicks with herpes and the other one as the group cock blocker, I’ll pass.

Craigslist Dating Ads – Wow

May 11th, 2010 • Celebs, Random, Sports
Tags: Craigslist Ads, Jersey Shore, Snookie

This is why I don’t date or leave my house. Chicks like this. This girl looks like Snooki from Jersey Shore, but without a doubt will find some chump to take her to the hockey game and to dinner.

My head hurts.