Dude On The Bus!» The Train

No one on my train this morning

dudeonthebus — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 18:22:57 +0000

I must be the only person working today.

Girl on transit that didn’t want to play tic tac toe

dudeonthebus — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:47:19 +0000

So I have this pick up routine where I ask a girl if she wants to play tic tac toe with me on my iPhone. They always say yes, and it’s a great and harmless way to start chatting with them.

I asked this one I was sitting next to and she said no because she said she’s getting off the train soon.

Well we go by 3 train stations, and she ends up getting off at my stop.

Not only that, she then gets on the same bus as me! And then she gets off at the same bus stop!

Anyway, I always see her on the bus and train now and it’s just weird.

I feel like asking her to play again.

Stupid guy talking on the train

dudeonthebus — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:54:20 +0000

My God this guy at the far corner has been talking on hi cell for over 10 minutes now. Shut the hell up!

Chocolate on the bus – They might be trying to poison me

dudeonthebus — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 05:51:37 +0000

Apparently the local transit authority was handing out free chocolates.

You can read about it here.

I’ve gotten into so many fights with bus drivers and train attendants that I’d be to scared to accept any free candy. They’d probably be trying to poison me.

Where the hell is the train??

dudeonthebus — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:54:20 +0000

Well I was going to write something about how I’m freezing my nuts off waiting for tgectraib, but it just arrived and I’m sitting in it. All the hot girls seem to be in the other cars.