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Tom Cruise And Jimmy Kimmel Zipwire

June 26th, 2010 • Celebs, Video
Tags: Go, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Show, Tom Cruise, Zipwire

Tom Cruise and Jimmy Kimmel were performing a stunt on the Jimmy Kimmel show the other day using a zipwire, and you got to wonder if Tom is looking up at Lord Xenu.

I was watching Go last night, the kick ass movie from the late 90′s that features Katie Holmes, and fuck she’s one hot piece of ass. It’s a kick ass movie if you haven’t seen it.

I wonder how sex works with Katie and Tommy. I mean, she’s so much taller than him. There’s only a few positions you can do it in without him having to wear heels, etc.

Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Holmes

June 14th, 2010 • Celebs
Tags: Daniel Radcliffe, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Tony Awards

Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Holmes were onstage during the 64th Annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall, and um, awkward?

Katie looks out of proportion,like there’s an extra person under the skirt and she is sitting on their shoulders.

This is why I don’t date, as I’m even shorter than Sir Radcliffe. I think Tommy Boy is the same height as Daniel though, so it must make sex a bit weird.

But he likes to wear shoes with heels now.

Tom Cruise And Cameron Diaz Are Playing Soccer

June 10th, 2010 • Celebs, Video
Tags: Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Biel, Knight And Day, Soccer, Tom Cruise

This must be Tom’s way of converting Cameron to Scientology.

Cameron Diaz is still pretty hot, even though I’ve seen the pictures of her without make up on. I’d do her. She could be my sugar momma any day.

Damn Justin Timberlake, so far he’s banged Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, and now Jessica Biel is his pussy of choice.

Can’t you just leave one for me?!?

I’m Sporting Mad Wood Over This

June 9th, 2010 • Celebs, Video
Tags: Les Grossman, Tom Cruise, Tropic Thunder

Tom Cruise is set to reprise his role as Les Grossman, this time with his own movie, The Huffington Post Reports:

Tom Cruise is bringing his foul-mouthed, hairy-handed Hollywood producer character Les Grossman back to the big screen.

Paramount Pictures and MTV Films say they’re developing a film around the fictional character that Cruise brought to life in 2008′s “Tropic Thunder.”

The 47-year-old actor reprised the role at Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards.

Cruise and Ben Stiller are among the producers of the film. Paramount said Wednesday that Cruise is in talks to play Grossman.

Cruise can next be seen on screen in “Knight and Day,” due in theaters later this month.

He better get some hot ass babe to be in the movie with him. I don’t think much acting would be required, just young and hot, so Megan Fox would be good for that, yes?

L. Ron Hubbard Sent Us Scientology Books

June 9th, 2010 • Random
Tags: L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology, Tom Cruise

Someone sent my office Scientology Books today for some reason, and no one here can figure out why. So either L. Ron Hubbard can send books from the grave, or Tom Cruise is sending out mail order books and accidentally sent it to the wrong address.

Len Grossman was at the MTV Movie Awards

June 7th, 2010 • Babes, Celebs, Video
Tags: Audrina Patridge, Cameron Diaz, Christina Aguilera, J-WOWW, Katy, Ken Jeong, Kristen Stewart, Len Grossmam, Lily Collins, Lindsay Lohan, MTV Movie Awards, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Snookie, Snoop Dog, Stephanie Pratt, Tom Cruise, Vanessa Hudgens

The show nobody watches was on last night, featuring Tom Cruise as Len Grossman. But damn, the women were looking fine. Katy Perry and her massive big tits especially.

Represent.

Tom Cruise as Les Grossman. Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Lopez is wearing a diaper under that skirt?

Katy Perry looks good with any hair colour, thanks to her breasts.

Bleqh.

The Jersey Shore limo. Why not just show up in a trailer?

Snooki looks like one of those girls where after you’ve fucked and she rolls out of bed and you see her rolls, you’d want to chop your penis off.