Posts Tagged ‘Transit’
No Singing On The Bus Please
January 23rd, 2011 • Transit
Tags: bus, Transit
I was on the bus earlier, and there were these two fucking douche bags in the back wearing business suits, chatting with each other while AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME THEY WERE CHATTING ON THEIR CELL PHONES!
These two cunts would not shut the hell up.
I couldn’t beleive these two thought they were cool and thought we were all impressed by them.
First, you’re on the bus. The fact that you have to take the loser cruiser like the rest of us doesn’t impress us. Second, you’re in a business suit on the bus. That makes it even worse because it’s like you’re trying to be cool but you can’t afford a car, so you’re like “oh hey, I’ll go on the bus with my suit and chat on my cell phone like I’m having a business call”. The business call part is even sadder. Seriously. Get a fucking office. Get a Yaris while you’re at it dickhead.
Now, add to this that there was a girl sitting only 3 seats away from them SINGING! Yes, that’s right, she started singing.
When someone starts singing, usually they’re listening to music and get caught up in the song, but no, this girl had no iPod, no Zune, no nothing. Just her voice.
I’ll give her credit, her voice wasn’t bad, but it couldn’t drown out the two dick heads, plus, when mixed with the two dick heads, it was worse than me having to try and talk to a girl, and if you know anything about me, you know that that is really bad.
There were three really hot girls on the bus though. I had no chance with them, but that’s not really anything new…
Oh…Vanessa Williams just started on my Zune.
Fuck you, it’s good shit, haters.
Crazy Asian Troll At The Train Station This Morning
July 9th, 2010 • Transit
Tags: Crazy Asian Girl, Crazy People, Crazy People On Transit, Train, Transit
This morning I was standing on the train platform waiting for the train to arrive, and I see this little fucking Asian troll walking towards me with her arms wide open wanting a damn hug.
I’m thinking “ummm…free hug? Okay…whatever”, so I give the girl a hug, and as I’m hugging her, she gives me a kiss on the neck. I thought to myself “What the fuck is this?”
Then she keep staring at me, and I’m getting a little creeped out at this point. So I start to walk away and she starts following me, and pinches my left arm really hard.
“That hurt hunny?” She says. I continue to walk away, trying my best to get the fuck away from this troll hat’s obviously forgotten to take her god damn meds. I stop, turn around, with her going “where you going hunny? where you go hunny?”, and then she punches me in the chest.
Two seconds later, the train arrives and she turns around and gets into the first car, giving me a look like I should join her.
Fuck that, I make a quick run to the very end of the platform and get into the last car.
Naturally, if she was hot this would have been a different story. She could have kicked me in the nuts and I wouldn’t have said anything.
Worst designed bus ever
May 26th, 2010 • Transit
Tags: bus, Transit
Whoever designed this bus that I’m on right now is a damn idiot.
This is a bad picture, but only because these seats are so close to mine.
How dumb is it that I have to face the person that’s sitting right infront of me.
Girl on transit that didn’t want to play tic tac toe
March 26th, 2010 • Transit
Tags: The Train, Tic Tac Toe, Transit
So I have this pick up routine where I ask a girl if she wants to play tic tac toe with me on my iPhone. They always say yes, and it’s a great and harmless way to start chatting with them.
I asked this one I was sitting next to and she said no because she said she’s getting off the train soon.
Well we go by 3 train stations, and she ends up getting off at my stop.
Not only that, she then gets on the same bus as me! And then she gets off at the same bus stop!
Anyway, I always see her on the bus and train now and it’s just weird.
I feel like asking her to play again.
Turn the music down
March 25th, 2010 • Transit
Tags: Loud music, Transit
I’m stuck on the bus with a fucking douche that’s blasting his music through his headphones.
I would love to just rip them out of his ears right now.
On the bus with losers
March 24th, 2010 • Transit
Tags: Losers, Transit
I’m on the bus going to the gym and there’s a hot Asian chick that’s fallen asleep next to me.
There’s all these thug losers with their girlfriends on the bus. Eh, these girls seem rather trashy and dirty. One of them is picking their nose.
Oh God now they’re standing at the back of the bus, sticking their asses out with their pants that are literally falling down.
Oh God no one of them is sitting next to me now, and just took a peak at what I’m writing.
Let’s hope can’t read.
Now they’re swearing at eachother about how they missed their stop.
Pick a seat
March 23rd, 2010 • Transit
Tags: Transit, Weird guy on the bus that can't pick a seat
A guy just got on the bus, stares at each person for 3 long seconds, then stared at the seat he seemed to like, and then looked at the seat next to it, stares at both of them for 5 seconds, and then picked the first seat he looked at and sat down.
I’d take a picture, but the dude is staring right at me.
Chocolate on the bus – They might be trying to poison me
March 13th, 2010 • Transit
Tags: Fights, Free Chocolates, The Train, Transit
Apparently the local transit authority was handing out free chocolates.
You can read about it here.
I’ve gotten into so many fights with bus drivers and train attendants that I’d be to scared to accept any free candy. They’d probably be trying to poison me.
My Boo And Baby Girl – Please Die
March 13th, 2010 • Transit
Tags: Baby Girl, My Boo, PDAs, Public Displays Of Affection, Relationships, Transit
I was on the fucking bus yesterday and this damn twit kept calling his girlfriend “baby girl” and she kept calling him “boo”.
I felt like saying “HEY BOO, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU TOO BABY MAMA.”
God, I just hate humans.
On the bus
December 8th, 2009 • Transit
Tags: Hot girls, Transit
I’m on my way to work right now and I’m on the bus. There’s 3 hot girls sitting across from me.
I think the dude sitting next me is trying to read my post. Jerk.
They moved my bus stop with no notice!
December 4th, 2009 • Transit
Tags: Bus Stop, Moved The Bus Stop, Transit
This morning I’m walking to my bus stop, and as I’m walking to it I notice that there’s a sign on it. I get to the stop, and they posted a stupid sign that said they moved the bus stop all they way to the next major street.
You think they could have given a few days notice. So I had to take another bus across town, then take the train to work.
