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Victoria’s Secret Is My Favorite Holiday Gift

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 22: (L-R) Models Chanel Iman, Adriana Lima, Erin Heatherton and Lily Aldridge reveal their favorite holiday gift picks at Victoria's Secret, SoHo on November 22, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)

Victoria’s Secret models Chanel Iman, Adriana Lima, Erin Heatherton and Lily Aldridge were at the Victoria’s Secret shop in SoHo revealing their favorite gifts.

Personally, I think they’re wearing too many clothes.

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 22: (L-R) Models Lily Aldridge and Erin Heatherton reveal their favorite holiday gift picks at Victoria's Secret, SoHo on November 22, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 22: (L-R) Models Chanel Iman, Adriana Lima and Erin Heatherton reveal their favorite holiday gift picks at Victoria's Secret, SoHo on November 22, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)

The 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Victoria's Secret models wave on stage after the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York November 10, 2010. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT FASHION IMAGES OF THE DAY)

The Victoria’s Secret fashion show, which airs at the end of the month was taped in NYC earlier with Katy Perry as the featured singer.

I don’t know what a guy has to do to get invited to this show. I’ve seen that guy that was in that movie with that chick from Saved By The Bell who played a stripper there. What the fuck?

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 10: Katy Perry and Akon perform during the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

Damn Katy Perry Is fine.
Singer Katy Perry arrives for the 2010 Victoria's Secret fashion show in New York November 10, 2010. REUTERS/Mike Segar (UNITED STATES - Tags: FASHION ENTERTAINMENT)

Singer Katy Perry arrives for the 2010 Victoria's Secret fashion show in New York November 10, 2010. REUTERS/Mike Segar  (UNITED STATES - Tags: FASHION ENTERTAINMENT)

Katy Perry performs at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York City on November 10, 2010.   UPI/John Angelillo  Photo via Newscom

Katy Perry performs at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York City on November 10, 2010.   UPI/John Angelillo . Photo via Newscom

Katy Perry performs as a model walks the runway at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York City on November 10, 2010.   UPI/John Angelillo  Photo via Newscom

Nov. 10, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Performance.The Lexington Armory, New York City 11-10-2010.Photos by ,  Photos Inc 2010.KATY PERRY.K66769SMO. © Red Carpet Pictures

A rainbow has never looked so great.
NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 10: Model Lindsay Ellingson walks the runway during the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

Oh boy, many dirty thoughts in my head now.
NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 10: Model Jacquelyn Jablonski walks the runway during the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

Candice Swanepoel…oh yes…oh yes..
NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 10: Model Candice Swanepoel walks the runway during the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 10: Model Candice Swanepoel walks the runway during the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

I had a brain fart for a moment and was wondering what the “VS” means. Well, not a brain fart I guess, just lack of blood to the brain.
NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 10: Model Erin Heatherton walks the runway during the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 10: Model Erin Heatherton walks the runway during the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret Halloween Lingerie Photoshoot

Candice Swanepoel - Victoria's Secret Halloween Lingerie Photoshoot

One of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models, Candice Swanepoel (with the hardest last name to pronounce), is showing off her sexy Halloween side with some smoken hot Halloween lingerie.

Good lord, could you image being hooked up with her? Every night she’d wear something new and hot for you, and dressed for the occasion.

Best part, you wouldn’t have to pay for any of the clothes because she’d get them all for free from Victoria’s Secret. So you don’t need to feel guilty after you’ve torn them off her with your teeth.

Victoria’s Secret Bombshell’s In New York City

Sept. 24, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ADRIANA LIMA , CANDICE SWANEPOEL, ERIN HEATHERTON ,LILY ALDRIDGE.Victoria's Secret Beauty ''''Bombshell'' Fragrance launch at Victoria's Secret SoHo, NYC 09-24-2010 .photo by ken babolcsay - - photo   2010.I15339KBA. © Red Carpet Pictures

The bombshell’s from Victoria’s Secret took their bombshell selves to New York City to do a ”Bombshell” Fragrance launch.

Adriana Lima , Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton ,and Lily Aldridge. Enjoy.

Sept. 24, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ADRIANA LIMA , CANDICE SWANEPOEL, ERIN HEATHERTON ,LILY ALDRIDGE.Victoria's Secret Beauty ''''Bombshell'' Fragrance launch at Victoria's Secret SoHo, NYC 09-24-2010 .photo by ken babolcsay - - photo   2010.I15339KBA. © Red Carpet Pictures

Sept. 24, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ADRIANA LIMA and CANDICE SWANEPOEL.Victoria's Secret Beauty ''''Bombshell'' Fragrance launch at Victoria's Secret SoHo, NYC 09-24-2010 .photo by ken babolcsay - - photo   2010.I15339KBA. © Red Carpet Pictures

Sept. 24, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ADRIANA LIMA.attend Victoria's Secret Beauty ''''Bombshell''.Fragrance launch at Victoria's Secret SoHo, NYC 09-24-2010. 2010.K65993JBB. © Red Carpet Pictures

Sept. 24, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ERIN HEATHERTON ,LILY ALDRIDGE.attend Victoria's Secret Beauty ''''Bombshell''.Fragrance launch at Victoria's Secret SoHo, NYC 09-24-2010. 2010.K65993JBB. © Red Carpet Pictures

Sept. 24, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ERIN HEATHERTON .attend Victoria's Secret Beauty ''''Bombshell''.Fragrance launch at Victoria's Secret SoHo, NYC 09-24-2010. 2010.K65993JBB. © Red Carpet Pictures

Sept. 24, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Supermodels and Victoria Secret Angels Adriana Lima and Candice Swanepoel launch new fragrance ''Bombshell''.Victoria Secret Soho, NYC.September 24, 2010.Photos by ,  Photos Inc 2010.CANDICE SWANEPOEL AND ADRIANA LIMA.K65989SMO. © Red Carpet Pictures

Sept. 24, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ERIN HEATHERTON ,LILY ALDRIDGE.attend Victoria's Secret Beauty ''''Bombshell''.Fragrance launch at Victoria's Secret SoHo, NYC 09-24-2010. 2010.K65993JBB. © Red Carpet Pictures

Lucky Fox News:
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 24: (L-R) Victoria's Secret Models Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima are interviewed by hosts Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson and Brian Kilmeade on 'FOX & Friends' at the FOX Studios on September 24, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 24: (L-R) Victoria's Secret Models Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima visit 'FOX & Friends' at the FOX Studios on September 24, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Victoria’s Secret Models Are Bombshells

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 14: (L-R) Bombshell Lily Aldridge, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima pose at Victoria's Secret Beauty Launches 'Bombshell' Fragrance Collection on September 14, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

Victoria’s Secret models Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge and Candice Swanepoel were in Los Angeles to launch the appropriately titled Bombshell fragrance.

I don’t know if they already do this, but if not, they should create a mailing list where they send out emails telling us where their models are going to be so we can show up at these events.

Or they can just fly them to my city and stay with me at my place and launch things through a video camera over the internet from my bedroom. I think thats a good compromise.

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 14: (L-R) Bombshell Lily Aldridge, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima pose at Victoria's Secret Beauty Launches 'Bombshell' Fragrance Collection on September 14, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 14: (L-R) Bombshell Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge and Candice Swanepoel poses at Victoria's Secret Beauty Launches 'Bombshell' Fragrance Collection on September 14, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 14: (L-R) Bombshell Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge and Candice Swanepoel poses at Victoria's Secret Beauty Launches 'Bombshell' Fragrance Collection on September 14, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 14: (L-R) Bombshell Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge and Candice Swanepoel poses at Victoria's Secret Beauty Launches 'Bombshell' Fragrance Collection on September 14, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 14: (L-R) Bombshell Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge and Candice Swanepoel poses at Victoria's Secret Beauty Launches 'Bombshell' Fragrance Collection on September 14, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 14: (L-R) Bombshell Lily Aldridge, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima pose at Victoria's Secret Beauty Launches 'Bombshell' Fragrance Collection on September 14, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images)

Rosie Huntington Whiteley New Victoria’s Secret Cover, Featuring Black Bra, Panties, And Stockings

Rosie Huntington Whiteley New Victoria's Secret Cover, Featuring Black Bra, Panties, And Stockings

First, let me send out a big FUCK YOU to Shia Labeouf, who’s in the new Transformers movie with Rosie. He’s gotten to make out with Megan Fox in two movies, and now Rosie!

Meh, whatever. She is gorgeous.

*Goes back to looking at BBW ads on craigslist from girls that’ll reject me*

Alessandra Ambrosio….Ummm….

Victoria's Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio displays a Koton Beachwear show during Istanbul Fashion Week in Istanbul, Turkey, on August 28, 2010. Photo by Berk Ozkan/AA/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

Ummm….I know as a straight man I probably know shit about fashion, but I do know a lot about hot babes that I have no chance in hell with and what the fuck is up with Alessandra Ambrosio’s hair here? Fuck, they took one of the most beautiful women in the world and turned her into some sort cyborg erection killing machine.

Luckily for me, my penis is strong when it comes to fighting the dark side of the force and would still do her.

Victoria's Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio displays a Koton Beachwear show during Istanbul Fashion Week in Istanbul, Turkey, on August 28, 2010. Photo by Berk Ozkan/AA/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

Victoria's Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio displays a Koton Beachwear show during Istanbul Fashion Week in Istanbul, Turkey, on August 28, 2010. Photo by Berk Ozkan/AA/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

Adriana Lima Was In Toronto. Another Reason To Hate Toronto.

TORONTO, ON - AUGUST 25: Models Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima and Chanel Iman attend the Victoria's Secret Launch In Toronto at Yorkdale Shopping Centre on August 25, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/Getty Images)

Victoria’s Secret super model Adriana Lima was in Toronto for the launch of their new store there.

She’s hot. I’d do her. But I don’t know, am I just being picky or she just “average” compared to the other Victoria’s Secret models?

Whatever. I can’t even get a fat girl from craigslist, so I’ll just shut up

TORONTO, ON - AUGUST 25: Models Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima and Chanel Iman attend the Victoria's Secret Launch In Toronto at Yorkdale Shopping Centre on August 25, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/Getty Images)

TORONTO, ON - AUGUST 25: Models Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima and Chanel Iman attend the Victoria's Secret Launch In Toronto at Yorkdale Shopping Centre on August 25, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/Getty Images)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Candice Swanepoel. Behind the Scenes for Victoria’s Secret

A behind the scenes look at Victoria’s Secret photo shoot for their latest bra, Incredible. This video is incredible.

Heh heh, see what I did there!?

Candice Swanepoel…DEAR LORD

NEW YORK - AUGUST 10: Model Candice Swanepoel attends the INCREDIBLE By Victoria's Secret bra launch at Victoria's Secret, SoHo on August 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

Candice Swanepoel….excuse me a moment….I’m panting really hard here and seem to be losing blood flow to my brain….*breaths heavily…falls off chair…climbs back…* Just look at the pictures OH MY GOD!!! *Falls back to the floor*

NEW YORK - AUGUST 10: Model Candice Swanepoel attends the INCREDIBLE By Victoria's Secret bra launch at Victoria's Secret, SoHo on August 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - AUGUST 10: Model Candice Swanepoel attends the INCREDIBLE By Victoria's Secret bra launch at Victoria's Secret, SoHo on August 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - AUGUST 10: Model Candice Swanepoel attends the INCREDIBLE By Victoria's Secret bra launch at Victoria's Secret, SoHo on August 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - AUGUST 10: Model Candice Swanepoel attends the INCREDIBLE By Victoria's Secret bra launch at Victoria's Secret, SoHo on August 10, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot

Photo by: KGC16/starmaxinc.com 2010  7/22/10 Alessandra Ambrosio at a photoshoot. (St. Barts)  Photo via Newscom

Granted, these pictures are a couple days old now and I’m late to the party, but I think after looking at these, you’ll find it in your heart to forgive me.

Oh and here she is talking about something. I have no idea.

Photo by: KGC16/starmaxinc.com 2010  7/22/10 Alessandra Ambrosio at a photoshoot. (St. Barts)  Photo via Newscom

Photo by: KGC16/starmaxinc.com 2010  7/22/10 Alessandra Ambrosio at a photoshoot. (St. Barts)  Photo via Newscom

Photo by: KGC16/starmaxinc.com 2010  7/22/10 Alessandra Ambrosio at a photoshoot. (St. Barts)  Photo via Newscom

Miranda Kerr Cotton Lingerie Behind The Scenes Pictures And Video

Miranda Kerr Cotton Lingerie Behind The Scenes Pictures And Video

Sometimes I’m at a loss for words when I see such beauty, like Miranda Kerr here. Or, like last night, when two hot girls were frenching eachother on Entourage.

Anyway, take a look at Orlando Blooms wife to be (Fuck you Orlando!) Miranda Kerr in a behind the scenes video of her wearing Victoria’s Secret Cotton Lingerie line.

GOD.DAMN.

Miranda Kerr Has My Temperature Rising

Miranda Kerr Temperature Rising

I think it’s been well documented on this site that I would bang Miranda Kerr like it was my last day on Earth, so when I saw these new pictures and video of her in the latest Victoria Secret line, I uh, well, I don’t want it to be my last day on Earth, but if Miranda Kerr fell from the sky, and onto my lap wearing what she’s wearing in these photo’s, well, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Gisele Bundchen.Muse Magazine.I Like

Gisele Bundchen Muse Magazine

Gisele Bundchen is in the Summer 2010 issue of Muse Magazine, with a cover title that says “Keep The Dream Alive Gisele”, and I’m thinking Tom Brady should have that tattooed on his forehead or something, because homie is living the dream getting to slide his football in the hottest piece of ass on earth to make baby’s with.

Well, baby’s are just side effect really, but whatever, if I was doing her I wouldn’t ask her if she’s on the pill or not.

And I’m not pulling out either, HA!
Pulling out works just as well as condoms

God Damn

40456, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday May 11, 2010. Sophie Turner, Australian Supermodel, poses with model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley while attending Victoria's Secret Shopping Secrets of a Supermodel at the Grove in Los Angeles. Photograph: Glenn Francis, PacificCoastNews.com

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Sophie Turner were hanging out together at the Victoria’s Secret Shopping Secrets of a Supermodel at the Grove in Los Angeles a little while ago, and GOD DAMN could you imagine hanging out with these two…anywhere? They’d need to have one of those warnings smacked onto their body’s thats saying they make cause your penis to explode.

Seriously, it wouldn’t be able to handle all that blood flow.

Candice Swanepoel in a New Victoria’s Secret Bra Morning Links

Candice Swanepoel Modeling a New Victoria's Secret Bra

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Victoria Day Babes

Alessandra Ambrosio

It’s the Victoria Day long weekend here in Canada today, where we honour Queen Victoria. As a tribute to that, I have created a gallery of Victoria’s Secret babes.

God save the Queen indeed.

Victoria’s Secret Models

Popcrunch has a feature on some of the hottest babes around, plus a bunch of other stuff. One of them categories is the top 50 Victoria’s Secret models.

Here’s a video from the 2010 Victoria’s Secret show.

Sunday afternoon links

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