Saudi Cleric Outraged Men Want To See Women In Bathing Suits

June 9th, 2011 • WTF
Tags: Bathing Suits, Cleric, Saudia Arabia, Women

From the NyTimes:

But the first line of defense in this case was the public aid package. King Abdullah paid an extra two months’ salary to government employees and spent $70 billion alone for 500,000 units of low-income housing. As a reward to the religious establishment, he allocated about $200 million to their organizations, including the religious police. Clerics opposed to democratic changes crowed that they had won a great victory over liberal intellectuals.

“They don’t care about the security of the country, all they care about is the mingling of genders — they want girls to drive cars, they want to go the beaches to see girls in bathing suits!” roared Mohamed al-Areefy, a popular young cleric, in a recent Friday sermon.

Seriously?! You can’t see a girl in a bathing suit? Uh… what man wouldn’t want to see girls in bathing suits? What kind of twisted pervert would deny us that? I wonder what turns Mr.Al-Areefy on?

Man, I would so be dead if I lived in Saudi Arabia. If you can’t see a girl in a bathing suit, then just kill me. Life ain’t worth living.

Most devout Muslims live in the 13 century as is mandated by their religious fanatics. Makes the Pope look like Hugh Heffner.

The Most Interesting Man In The World

May 21st, 2011 • Video
Tags: Dos Equis, Evolution, Men, The Most Interesting Man In The World, Women

If you’ve seen these Dos Equis commercials, you know how awesome they are. I found this compilation and couldn’t stop laughing.

I have to say, he is a handsome man. It’s interesting how as men get older, we see them as better looking, more mature and dignified – just plain cooler. Where as for women, not so much.

It obviously goes back to our evolution, where women must be young and attractive – hence they are fertile and can give us babies. Evolution is a cruel lady. Ironic.

Apparently Some Guy Is Creepy

May 19th, 2011 • Random, Sex
Tags: Creepy, dating, Evolution, Women

I was at lunch today with a couple girls from work, and they mentioned that a guy that works on our office floor creeps them out.

Now, knowing women as I do, I know the smallest thing about a man can creep them out, so I asked, “what about him specifically creeps you out?”

At first they both shrugged and couldn’t really say one specific thing, so I pressed them on it and they both mentioned that he tends to stare at them.

Now, granted, as Dave Chappelle pointed out, us men really need to control ourselves when we stare at women. We can’t scream out (as Chappelle said) “Damn look at them titties!”, and I myself hate it when I get on the train or just go somewhere I can feel someone staring at me. Though, I doubt they’re looking at me and going “damn he’s hot..I’d love to do it with him right now…”. Though, there’s a lot of gay guys in my city, and I’ve been told by other gay men that I’d be popular in the gay community. Wish I was popular in the straight female community. Meh.

Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry tells George that he can’t stare at cleavage for a long period – it’s like looking at the sun, you take a quick peak and turn away.

Now I have no luck whatsoever with women. What adds to the bad luck is that my town is filled with Asian chicks, which only like Caucasian and Asian men.

There’s this really cute Asian girl that works as the floor receptionist in my building, and I have a feeling that I creeped her out once when I kept talking to her, so eventually I completely stopped…and now I think I’m coming off as a dick.

It’s really interesting because when you think about it, everything we do as humans is designed for us to mate. Everything. The human brain is really nothing more than a mating advertising machine, as has been written in The Mating Mind.

So, you would think with the milllions of years of evolution, everything that we have gone through as a species, that we as men anyway, would have at least some idea on how to deal with women, but we don’t, as our goals and interests are completely different from women’s.

We are basically clueless, especially in today’s modern world where women have gained so much power in the last 50 years (all good things), that we as men, and even women, have no idea on how to deal with this.

Women want to be treated as equals in every which way, but still want all the chivalry. All I ever hear from women is “chivalry is dead”. As my man Chappelle said, “chivalry is dead, and women killed it”.

Women, no matter what the fucking stats are saying, make just as much as men, and have lower expenses. They don’t need to pay for the dates, the trips, all the courting/mating things that have to go on. The men have to do that. That shit costs money. You can’t take a woman for just a god damn ice cream and movie anymore. No sir. Movie, dinner, perhaps a little gift, etc.

Now, I can’t blame women for wanting these things. It’s in their biology. It’s in the genes. Women are looking for a man that can bring home the bacon, that can provide for them and their offspring, etc. This stuff goes back millions of years.

But at the same time, women cannot blame us men for wanting hot, young, fertile females. That’s in our genes. They can’t blame us for “thinking with our penises”. That’s how we’re made.

Note to all women: If us men weren’t horn dogs chasing every piece of ass we could, you probably wouldn’t be around. Your father had to be chasing your mom, courting her, flirting, buying her stuff so he could eventually mate with her and get his AND her genes into the next generation.

So, yes, the guy may have come off as creepy, but then again, I think most guys at some point do, because we have no idea what the fuck we’re supposed to do.

Yes, I Haven’t Posted In A While

March 25th, 2011 • WTF
Tags: Women

Miss me? All three of my fans? Yes, I haven’t posted in ages…lazy fuck that I am.

It’s not so much me being lazy, it has more to do with me hating writing. That’s not entirely true, I actually love to write, but it’s just that I wish I had a talk show instead where I could just talk about all the things I write.

I’ll be starting my own video/podcast pretty soon on Ustream, so I’ll start posting those soon.

What’s new? Absolutely nothing. I still have no luck with women. I pissed off the concierge (female) and a tall British girl in my building by accident? How you ask? Well, I was chatting with the concierge, and this British girl comes and offers to buy her some milk, so me, being the natural idiot that I am, decided it would be funny to say “What are you doing now? Getting people to buy you stuff?”

I SAID IT AS A FUCKING JOKE!

Well, they both took it personally. The British girl gave me the dirtiest look ever, like I just sodomized her kitten.

Meh.

I just shouldn’t be allowed to talk to anyone.

Stupid evolution and its need to make me want to talk to women and mate.

Women And Gays – I Seem To Offend Them All

January 29th, 2011 • Random
Tags: Gays, Women

You know, as I get fucking older, I’m starting to realize that women and gays (whether dude or chick), get offended really fucking easily, especially whenever I seem to open my mouth.

I seem to have to be on constant guard on what I say around them. Seriously, it’s fucking stupid. Any little thing can be taken the wrong way, and before you know your hair dresses is shaving your head off or the gay dude wants to have you taken away for a hate crime.

I exaggerate, but only a little. I remember I once said something about tranny’s, which TOTALLY CAME OUT THE WRONG WAY, but it wasn’t offensive, and the girl cutting my hair looked like she was about to take the clippers and go whack my hair.

With straight guys, you don’t have this problem. Us straight men are in a world of our own where literally nothing can offend us, other than making a joke about the size of our genitals.

SHRINKAGE!

I Can Repel Women For You

January 28th, 2011 • Random
Tags: Repel, Women

Do you have a crazy stalker chick after you? Allow me to offer my services as a woman repellent. I have 29 years of experience in this field. By just standing there, in front of the crazy girl, having her see my face, she will run away in horror and never bother you again. $100 per crazy girl. Contact me.

Can’t Get A Date? Put On Some Careless Whisper

June 20th, 2010 • Random, Video
Tags: Careless Whisper, dating, Gold Diggers, Music, Romantic Music, Women

As you may know, I’m too ugly to get women, even the blowup dolls and fleshlights reject me, but fear not friends, if you’re having problems attracting that one special gold digger, French cocksuckers eeer researchers have found a way for you to get that lucky cunt, Eurekalert reports:

If you’re having trouble getting a date, French researchers suggest that picking the right soundtrack could improve the odds. Women were more prepared to give their number to an ‘average’ young man after listening to romantic background music, according to research that appears today in the journal Psychology of Music, published by SAGE.

There’s plenty of research indicating that the media affects our behaviour. Violent video games or music with aggressive lyrics increase the likelihood of aggressive behaviour, thoughts and feelings – but do romantic songs have any effect? This question prompted researchers Nicolas Guéguen and Céline Jacob from the Université de Bretagne-Sud along with Lubomir Lamy from Université de Paris-Sud to test the power of romantic lyrics on 18-20 year old single females. And it turns out that at least one romantic love song did make a difference.

Guéguen and Jacob were part of a research team that had already shown how romantic music played in a flower shop led to male customers spending more money. This time the researchers used questionnaires to pinpoint agreed-upon neutral and romantic songs. They chose ‘Je l’aime à mourir’, a well-known love song by French songwriter Francis Cabrel, and the neutral song ‘L’heure du thé’, by Vincent Delerm. A group of young women separate from the main study rated 12 young male volunteers for attractiveness, and the researchers picked the one rated closest to ‘average’ to help with the experiment.

The researchers then set up a scenario where the 87 females each spent time in a waiting room with background music playing, before moving to a different room where the experimenter instructed her to discuss the difference between two food products with the young man. Once the experimenter returned, she asked them to wait for a few moments alone, and this gave the ‘average’ male a chance to use his standard chat up line: “My name is Antoine, as you know, I think you are very nice and I was wondering if you would give me your phone number. I’ll phone you later and we can have a drink together somewhere next week.’

The love song in the waiting room almost doubled Antoine’s chances of getting a woman’s number – 52% of participants responded to his advances under the influence of Francis Cabrel, whereas only 28% of those who had heard the ‘neutral’ song by Vincent Delerm offered their details.

So go to the bar, slip the bartender a $20 to put on Careless Whisper, and before you know it, you’ll be $20,000 in debt before the night is over. Great Success!

Saudi Arabia – 300 years behind the rest of the world

May 23rd, 2010 • Random
Tags: Beating Women, Saudi Arabia, Women

I was just reading some news stories tonight, and I came across a couple from Saudi Arabia.

From Breitbart.com:

Saudi Arabia’s religious police have arrested 10 “emo” women for allegedly causing a disturbance in a coffee shop, Al-Yaum newspaper reported on Saturday.
The coffee shop owner in the eastern city of Dammam called the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice to complain after the young women, dressed and made up in the “emo” fashion, apparently began disturbing other clients.

The religious police then called their parents to come and collect the women, and to sign pledges that the girls would not repeat their ostensibly offensive un-Islamic behaviour and dress.

From JPost.com:

When a Saudi religious policeman sauntered about an amusement park in the eastern Saudi Arabian city of Al-Mubarraz looking for unmarried couples illegally socializing, he probably wasn’t expecting much opposition.

But when he approached a young, 20-something couple meandering through the park together, he received an unprecedented whooping.

A member of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, the Saudi religious police known locally as the Hai’a, asked the couple to confirm their identities and relationship to one another, as it is a crime in Saudi Arabia for unmarried men and women to mix.

For unknown reasons, the young man collapsed upon being questioned by the cop.

According to the Saudi daily Okaz, the woman then allegedly laid into the religious policeman, punching him repeatedly, and leaving him to be taken to the hospital with bruises across his body and face.

First of all, I love how that girl kicked that “Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice” police officers ass. Hilarious though that the guy she was with just suddenly collapsed. If it was me, I would have probably gone running for my life, knowing what those Saudi cops do to people if they’re caught “sinning” by talking to someone they’re not related or married to.

Blows me away that all you have to do to go back in time is take an airplane to Saudi Arabia.

Oh, and of course, there’s this horrible story from a few years ago from The BBC:

Saudi Arabia’s religious police stopped schoolgirls from leaving a blazing building because they were not wearing correct Islamic dress, according to Saudi newspapers.

It’s my brain, its not me!

April 30th, 2010 • Sex
Tags: Horny, Men, Sex Drive, Women

I was reading an article about how Tiger Woods banged 121 women (dude was keeping count!), and it got me thinking: Why are women judging him? Why is anyone judging him?

The male part of the brain that thinks about sex is 2.5 times bigger than that of a woman’s, and is described in this article from CNN.

Perhaps the biggest difference between the male and female brain is that men have a sexual pursuit area that is 2.5 times larger than the one in the female brain. Not only that, but beginning in their teens, they produce 20 to 25-fold more testosterone than they did during pre-adolescence.

Men let women get away all sorts of crazy/dumb/insane/list goes on shit, and women need to understand how truly powerful the male sex drive is.

Men are visual creatures, so when we see a hot women that’s revealing a lot of skin, we start looking and looking hard. Then, without any control, our brain starts thinking about all the things we’d love to do with said hot girl.

A man’s main purpose in life is to spread his seed. Forget all the fancy clothes, cars, etc that we get, that’s just there to get pussy. We are primal animal’s when it all comes down to it and we want to bang. All the things men do is for more pussy.

Hey, it’s just how we’re made.

Think about it. A man has billions of sperm, and he’s ready to go at any time to get it on (Thank you Viagra and Cialis), where as a woman only has 1 egg.  She has to be far more picky than a man when it comes to mating.

So, ladies, cut us some slack.

Oh, and can you be a doll and load the movie for me?